Disclaimer: I do not own Zim and he doesn't own me. Even though I will rule this planet! I already secretly rule Russia, you're next Australia... I still don't own him. Damniness!
Summary: Fluffiness right now cause I feel fluffy! Deal! ZADR! Zim and Dib if you don't know what ZADR is! So if you do not like gay stuff leave now or flame. I don t care, but don't leave me! I will feel so abandoned! sniff sniff, cry cry
Revised! Not really...but hey...who cares...
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After Zim had erased Dib's memory, he thought it would be easier to take over the world. well he was wrong.
"Huh? where am I? Who are you?...Who am I?" A very confused Dib sat on the ground of Zim's lab. "Ow, why does my head hurt?" Dib clutched his head feeling a dull throb run through his skull.
" I am the ALMIGHTY ZIM! And you are insignificant" Zim cackled evilly, his eyes shutting tight in a triumphant smile. He had won now, he was sure of it. What could possibly stop him now? He would take over this filthy huuman pig scum planet, and finally show his leaders how awesome he was.
"...Almighty Zim?" Dib looked up at Zim as if Dib was only a small child, the innocence of not knowing the world playing in his eyes.
"What is it Dib-stink." Zim glared at the innocent look on Dib's face. It was actually kind of cute, if he thought about it.
"Are you my friend?" Zim was shocked at this question, but after the initial shock, an evil plan began to form in his head. Yes, this was even better than he thought it would be. "Yes, Dib-filth, we are friends." Zim practically hissed the last part.
Dib looked happy now to have somthing straightened out, even if it was said in the worst way.
'He looks so innocent...and cute...' Zim jumped at what he had just thought.'Wait, did I think that the dib-stink was...cute...' Disgust showing on his face at the thoughts.
Dib looked oddly at the irken, not understanding what was happening. " Almighty Zim, are you alright?"
"Eh? Oh...yes! Let's uhh..." 'Think, what do these disgusting pig scum like to do?' "...Get ice cream! Yes lets do that!" Zim smiled at himself for coming up with something so brilliant so quickly.
Dib blinked at the almighty Zim as he was pushed into the toliet thingy that takes you to the surface. After Dib got to the suface he was even more confused. Zim came out right after him, not wasting any time, he grabbed Dib's arm and took him to the ice cream devouring center.
Dib looked at the odd menu that had pictures of what you could order instead of words. He decided to get a popsicle, they looked the best out of the odd concoctions. Zim got cherry ice cream not really caring as he was already plotting the down fall of the planet of the stink-beasts.
Dib received the lime popsicle he ordered and just now started lick it, after taking it out of its wrappings of course. Zim looked at him and blushed, the dirty images and thoughts flashing in front of the minds eye in the span of a second.
' Wait...why did I just blush! that only happens when...oh no! no! I AM AN ALMIGHTY INVADER!...but he is cute...NO! STOP THINKING LIKE THAT!' Zim started to yell at himself in his head as realization washed over him.
Dib looked at Zim oddly, shrugged and went back to his popsicle not knowing that him eating a simple innocent popsicle was having a major effect upon the irken sitting next to him. Dib look at the ice cream that the invader hadn't even touched. "Aren't you gonna eat that?"Dib looked at him curiously.
Zim snapped back to reality and took a bit of the ice cream, then jumped up, spit it out, declaring it was unworthy of the almighty Zim! (Simply he didn't like the taste.)Zim lowered his eyes to look down at Dib as Dib stared at him oddly for his outburst. This caused Zim to sit back down, feeling embarrassed, and stare at the ground.
'Wait, since when do I care what he thinks? Maybe this wasn't such a hot idea in the first place.' He contemplated in his head as he looked from the ground to Dib.
Dib yawned a bit. It WAS past 11:00pm. Dib looked back at Zim. "Um, where do I live, almighty Zim?"
Zim was confused for a second, then remembered about the whole zapping Dib's brain thing. (Wow, Zim is as smart as me! Yay, I'm not alone!) "You live...that way!" Zim pointed to some random direction, not really thinking. 'Since when does Dib make me not think straight?...since forever,' Zim thought to himself, not liking this feeling of affection, not one bit.
Dib looked off in the direction Zim pointed, as if if he looked he could see his house. He didn't. "Um...could you take me home?" Dib didn't like not remembering stuff, it made him feel stupid and too dependable on someone else.
Since Zim was not thinking straight, he couldn't quite remember where Dib lived. Alse the fact that he didn't want to face...gaz, probably kept him from remembering. Just her name will cause shivers to run down the spine of anyone who had crossed her path. "Eh, why dont you stay with me, until...my...DOG...uh...comes back." Zim stood and looked at the ground, his brows furrowing at how odd it sounded. Then he shrugged and looked back up at Dib.
Dib blinked, "how does a dog get me home?"
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID HUUMAN!" Zim yelled in frustration.
"...Sorry." Dib looked scared.
'Wow reduced to this when he has no recollection of anything.' Zim started to walk off in the direction he thought was the way home. Dib, not wanting to get left behind, quickly jumped up and followed him.
Zim and Dib finally got back to Zim's house after wondering around for a few hours as Zim kept and yelling that they weren't lost.
"You can sleep there!" Zim pointed at the couch as soon as they walked in, "and do not bother me." Zim raised his eyebrow dangerously at Dib, seeing if he could comprehend that small order.
Dib sat on the couch not wanting to get in trouble, his eyes wide, staring at Zim. Zim blushed and turned quickly so Dib couldn't see it, and stormed off to his lab.
--In Zim's lab. (dun dun dun)--
"Why am i acting like this? Stupid Dib-stink! The sooner I take over, the sooner I can get rid of him!" Zim paced back and forth, twitching because he didn't like feeling the way he did. Or mabey he did like it, he just didnt think it was right.
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! you know you love me! now Read review flame take over the world with sporks! if not i feel so dissapointed. and dont get angry cause this was crap! i am working on it! and it shall soon bacome evil! MUHAHAHAHA! I WANT POCKY! FETCH ME MY POCKY! I know this was short but im doing this instead of my honework. if you like there will be anothr chapeter! if i care. and if you dont, if i wanna post another chapter i will!
...Wow, I suck.