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The many ways to torture and/or kill Gendo Ikari.
1: Shove a stick of dynamite up his ass then light it.
2: Give him Viagra pills then have a calf suck him off.
3: Smash his nuts with a sledge hammer.
4: Get Ritsuko a proper boyfriend.
5: Have Unit 01 step on him.
6: Shinji kicking him in the nuts.
7: Shinji grabbing Misato's gun and shooting Gendo's nuts.
8: Ritsuko surgically removing his genitals without anaesthetic.
9: Have Unit 01 slice him in half with a prog knife.
10: Shave his head bald.
11: Shave his beard and moustache.
12: Setting his nuts on fire.
13: Freezing his nuts with liquid nitrogen then smashing them with a hammer.
14: Shooting him with a gatling gun.
15: Shooting him with a bazooka.
16: Feeding him to the sharks.
17: Branding his butt with the words "I can't please women".
18: Taking a picture of his tiny dick then posting it all over the world.
19: Use him like a piñata.
20: Bash him with a baseball bat (Metal and wood).
21: Use him as a dart board.
22: Raping him with an elephant.
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