Don't remind Aeryn about the origins of Sebaceans!

I have no ties to Farscape just their basis for my own story ideas.

Spoilers: Peacekeepers Wars and The Flax

Setting: A quiet day on Moya a few months after the end of big war.

Aeryn and John are lounging in their bedroom and John decides to go through some of the stuff they picked up on Earth.

"Hey Aeryn, look a history of the Earth and humanity," said John

"John, do I really need to know more about your people and their idiosyncrasies," said Aeryn smiling but frustrated.

"Its your history too, remember what the Eidolons told you," said John.

"Yes and besides D'argo, and our features, we should have realize something earlier when every drug for Sebaceans, including that kill shot I gave you in the Flax worked perfectly on you, but what's your point? said Aeryn."

"Well, the Eidolons told you that your ancestors had been taken from Earth about 30,000 years ago. That's the same time, a species of human, Neanderthals vanished. Scientists are still debating what happened," said John. Want to see a picture?

No. said Aeyrn

Here's one anyway. Look, laughing, my people homo sapiens sapiens really are superior! said John.

Smack! and one dodged pantak jab

"Sebaceans are not such primitive creatures!" said Aeyrn.

"They once were, but don't worry. I certainly enjoy the modifications the Eidolons did," said John smirking.

"John Robert Crichton, if you ever breathe a word of this D'argo or another Sebacean, I swear I'll give you those big brow ridges myself (pointing to the picture)!" said Aeryn.

"Calm down, honey. It is nice to know that if we ever get back to Earth, they can't classify you as alien, just another long lost human, said John smiling and laughing.

Okay, but as you said yourself Sebaceans are modified humans. In fact the Eidolons said evolved humans. Sebaceans are superior! So why the dren am I with you, primitive, said Aeryn

"My charming sense of humor and good looks," said John.

"John, How many times did we almost space you because of your "humor," said Aeryn.

"Yes Mam, but you do me love, right," said John.

"Till, pulse pistol blast, mind controlling alien, killer space phenomenon, dumb joke, or death make us part," said Aeryn.

"Ah, you see Little Dee, (tickling him), your mother does love me and since she's really human, she's as frelled as the rest of us," said John smiling. Now go to sleep, there are some things that have not changed in thousands of years of evolution and modifications.

John! said Aeryn.

What, I want to show you how much I appreciate my superhuman wife, said John.

(Later that night after bottle of raslak and Little Dee asleep, the screams of Humans are Superior! and few slaps in face could be heard deep into night between John's efforts to showing some thing never do change...:)