A/N: Fun dengan Malaysia is a good source to fuel in all your information about the country. Some of them are historical, some of them are not, some of them are just fun facts. The country, Malaysia is a wonderful place to live in if you excuse snatch thieves, drunken idiots that wander around the streets late at night and corrupt people such as you know who.
Notes: Fun dengan Malaysia is the same as Fun with Malaysia. Dengan is with in Malay.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the idea of the story itself. Hetalia and the characters belong to Himaruya Hidekazu.
Warnings: Little bit of Manglish (Don't worry, it's not that hard to understand), a little bit of sadness at 32, ghost stories, craziness and so on...
1) Going space!
This is the first time my people are going to space! It's cool!-Malaysia
Da, this is just a small payback for buying my fighter jets-Russia
Please don't remind me, it hurts to remember how many billions I have to spent-Malaysia *cries*
2) Building KLCC
Thanks to my boss, the Petronas Twin Towers is officially open!-Malaysia
Xie xie Malaysia for inviting me here aru!-China
No need to thank me, Bang China did help me back then with trading!-Malaysia
Malaysia, what are you standing there and chat for? Let's go inside!-Singapore
3) My first car!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you my first car, Proton!-Malaysia
*Claps* *Camera flashes*
Which he actually borrowed many parts from other countries just to complete this.-Singapore
Hush Singapura (Singapore), as our most honourable guest, you get to drive it.-Malaysia
Wow! You're sure?-Singapore
Of course *lah! Now just step in and drive your way around.-Malaysia
*Singapore went inside and started driving*
Hey, this is not bad at all!-Singapore
*Boom*
Aiyah! I forgot that to tell Singapura that one is a fake incase someone tries to steal it!-Malaysia
MALAYSIAAAAAAAAA!-Singapore
Better run!-Malaysia *runs*
Come back here!-Singapore *runs after Malaysia*
4) We hate Apartheid!
S. Africa! Get rid of that stupid rule right now!-Malaysia
Malaysia, what's wrong?-England
I hate this rule! Judging people by their skin colour? That's stupid!-Malaysia
Calm down Malaysia! Don't need to get so work up about it!-Canada
Have you seen the way people of non-white were treated? I won't stop protesting until this rule is gone for good!-Malaysia
I will join in to protest about this! We hate Apartheid! Those kind of people who considered Apartheid is a good thing should be kick out of their high positions! We will protest!-Singapore
You can't start a protest without fireworks-Hong Kong *holding a box of fireworks*
Since when a protest need fireworks?-Trinidad and Tobago
Since forever if you're Hong Kong-Sri Lanka
5) Tong Hua or Fairy Tale
Malaysia! Can I get his autograph?-Taiwan
Whose?-China
Michael Wong, a very famous Malaysian Chinese singer who sings Tong Hua.-Hong Kong
The most successful Chinese language song in the 21st Century. Have to admit, it's quite good.-Taiwan
He won four main awards in my TVB8 Golden Music Awards because of that.-Hong Kong
The music video itself has been the subject of heated debate!-Taiwan
How can you NOT know? Oh by the way, instead of getting his autograph, how about a special meeting with him later? He's very excited in meeting you!-Malaysia
*Squeal* Thank you Malaysia! I'm going to rehearse this song right now!-Taiwan
Oh no guys, hurry and cover your ears! Her singing can even break every glass around here!-Hong Kong
Shut up!-Taiwan
By the way, the song means Fairy Tale. Very nice, if you're Chinese, you wouldn't want to miss hearing his song.-Malaysia
Are you doing some kind of promotion?-Singapore
6) Hello Kitty Land
**Selamat datang Bang China!-Malaysia
Ni hao Malaysia, thank you so much for inviting me here aru!-China
No problem, after all Bang China has been a great help since a long time ago.-Malaysia
Hello Kitty Land aru! This is the greatest gift of all aru!-China
Oh and Bang China, go ahead and enjoy. After this, we'll head straight to Legoland. Johor is buying us the tickets as we speak.-Malaysia
Xie xie Malaysia aru!-China
*mutters* Though I'm not sure whether people finds it weird if they see an adult Chinese man cuddling a Hello Kitty-Malaysia
What is it?-China
Nothing-Malaysia
7) Storms and Colds
Every time when there's a storm, there's bound to be someone to catch a cold.-Malaysia
Got a problem *cough* with that *cough* git?-England
Nothing, not a thing Father. But the storm out there is pretty cool, you should watch it sometimes if you didn't catch a cold.-Malaysia
Bloody *cough* git, stop admiring and *cough* get me the water!-England
8) High proficiency of English in Asia!
What!? You got to be kidding me!-Singapore
Hahaha! Finally they recognize it!-Malaysia
Does Manglish count?-Brunei
No idea, but it seems Malaysia is quite happy about it.-Philippines
My English is the best in Asia! Muahahaha!-Malaysia
Ana~, it seems they're having fun.-Thailand
Next time you should get your glasses fix Thailand.-Brunei
9) Tourist Arrivals in my home
A) Results
Ohonhonhon, Singapura, never thought you would even thought of visiting me that often-Malaysia
Off with that smug look Malaysia, my people are the ones doing the visiting not me!-Singapore
Second place dear, you should be thankful that I am still visiting you.-Indonesia
***Diam lah Indon, the visiting is just to annoy the heck out of me.-Malaysia
Third place is Bang China followed by Thailand, me, Bang India, Philippines, Australia, Japan and *shivers* Father England.-Brunei
Hmm...maybe I should invite them to dinner to thank them! That'll show that Eyebrows that I can cook!-Malaysia
Somewhere in the UK, England sneezes. This time he's wondering whether someone was talking behind his back.
B) Dinner
What's with the candles and stuff!?-Singapore
Maybe Malaysia is planning a huge change for once.-Indonesia
Wow, look at all these stuff!-Philippines
Did he take lessons from Perancis (France)?-Brunei
Hopefully not.-England
If not him then who else?-Australia
*Lights went off*
*Candles lit up*
*Music starts*
My dear guests, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.-Malaysia in a chef costume
Maybe he did take lessons from France-san.-Japan
Remind me to teach that bloody frog a lesson next.-England
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents-your dinner!-Malaysia
This is so good!-Indonesia *grins*
Upload this to Facebook later!-Philippines
Go and make us proud!-India
Hahahaha!-Singapore and Australia
Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test! Tie your napkin 'round your neck, people and we'll provide the rest!-Malaysia
Nasi Briyani, Chicken Rendang, why we only live to serve! Try the pink stuff
It's delicious!-East Timor
Don't believe me? Ask the states! They can sing, they can dance! After all ladies and gents, this is Malaysia and a dinner here is never second best!-Malaysia
Hold on a minute! What are you doing?-England
Preparing your dinner lah. Why?-Malaysia
Singing a song from America's movies, dancing like France, who taught you aru?-China
Bang Perancis and America, they say it's a good way to build up an appetite.-Malaysia
In the corner, Singapore, Indonesia, Philippines and Australia were clinging onto each other laughing.
Ana~, did it work?-Thailand
Ask yourself.-England
10) Tourists love me!
I'm popular-Malaysia
What makes you so 'popular' if I may ask?-Singapore
I manage to get 10th place in World Tourism! The only ASEAN country that has ever made it and as well as second place among the Asian countries!-Malaysia
What!? I'm not in it!-Singapore
Thailand ends up getting 4th. Ha! Finally, that Indon got 8th place! In her face!-Malaysia
Vietnam made it to the last place among Asia and the Pacific. Lucky her.-Singapore
This proves my dear Singapura that tourists simply adore me!-Malaysia
But it seems Bang China beat you in that. And tourists are interested in places not people.-Brunei
And Hong Kong too. How did he do it?-Singapore
Well I did asked him and he said that it's his charm that won which I doubt it's true.-Malaysia
He's never going to tell...-Singapore
11) The first SEA Peninsular Games!
Welcome to the first SEA Peninsular Games in Bangkok ana~-Thailand
Why does he get to host the first one?-Malaysia
Ask our bosses, Malaysia. You're not the only one who really wants to host it.-Singapore
Will my turn come soon?-Laos
Be patient Laos, soon we will be able to host the next game by ourselves!-Cambodia
Which will not probably come soon.-Myanmar
Hush Myanmar, don't disappoint them this early.-Vietnam
12) How many languages I speak?
Guess how many languages I speak?-Malaysia
Hmm...3?-England
Is it 5?-America
Non, it must be more than that so 10!-France
Not that much!-England
Are you done?-Malaysia
I give up! Just tell us!-America
Well, don't be surprise once I tell you...*grins*-Malaysia
Just tell us you git!-England
Ok, ok, the correct answer is 137!-Malaysia
WHAT!?-England, America and France
America is not only the big melting pot now is it?-Malaysia
Philippines and Indonesia have more than that. Philippines can speak at least more than 175 languages while Indonesia...a total of 700 languages.-Singapore
That much!?-France
Yes-Malaysia
It stretches more if they learn Japanese, Portuguese and so on...-Singapore
13) A good piece of art that will surely annoy England
Damn it Hong Kong, where did you get this picture?-Kenya
Malaysia found it in Japan's house. Japan didn't realize it was missing.-Hong Kong
That was quite a kiss from America, never knew he had it in him.-Nigeria
It's just a piece of art Nigeria, not the real thing.-Malaysia
Be glad that Hungary is not here.-Canada
Or Taiwan, she's pretty scary when she gets her hand on this.-Hong Kong
Really?-Seychelles
Yeah, she was giggling like a mad woman the last time she has it.-Singapore
MY EYES! IT BURNS!-Brunei
14) What do you if you saw a ****pontianak (fake)?
a) Scream "PONTIANAK" before running away
GYAAHHHHHH! PONTIANAK!-Malaysia and Brunei *runs*
I just change my style for a bit and this is what I deserved?-Singapore *sulks*
Cheer up Singapore. It doesn't look that BAD. Here have some mangoes!-Philippines
Hahaha, my stomach hurts! Hahaha! Got scared by a fake kuntilanak, what a great show! Hahaha!-Indonesia
Shut up!-Singapore *sulks*
b) Fight back
Stand back guys! Big Sister will protect you!-Indonesia
W-Wait-!-'Pontianak'
Huh? Did you just ask me to wait?-Indonesia
Yes! I am innocent! You cannot just kill me daz-!-'Pontianak'
How odd, you sound familiar.-Singapore
Yeah like I know you already for a very long time.-Philippines
You must be imagining things daze!-'Pontianak'
Hmm...where does Gangnam Style originated from?-Singapore
From me daze! Oops.-'Pontianak'
Well, well, South Korea, you just book yourself a ticket for a nice, good beating.-Malaysia *cracking knuckles*
Don't worry, we promise it wouldn't hurt~-Brunei *cracking knuckles*
Be prepare to receive my fist of anger.-Singapore *also cracking knuckles*
S. Korea was not heard for a while.
c) Lecture and Insult?
GYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! A PONTIANAK!-Malaysia and Brunei
Really? This kuntilanak? Please! Kuntilanak are suppose to be slim! Not fat! This one seems to be overweight as well. Must be eating a lot junk food. To be a real kuntilanak, you need to lose weight! Put on some makeup as well! Kuntilanak must always look their best! Your feet must not be shown as well! Honestly, you're a disgrace among the kuntilanak.-Indonesia
Ah...Indonesia, I think you just hurt its feelings.-Singapore *pointing to a sulking 'pontianak'*
Is that a problem? This kuntilanak just trash the image of the entire kuntilanak society! Kuntilanak lives to be beautiful to kill!-Indonesia
Stop it Indonesia, even though it's hideous, overweight, terribly poor in being the real one, cheap makeup, bad hairstyle and too dirty, I don't think it deserves to be insulted like this.-Philippines
Philippines I wonder whether you are defending or killing it because I think you just deal it a critical hit.-Singapore *pointing to a 'pontianak', being stabbed by several insults written on a board.*
Oh...-Indonesia and Philippines
I was only trying to scare you guys...-'Pontianak' suspected to be America
15) My Major Trading Partners
Thanks a lot Singapore! Hopefully you're not still mad about me beating you in English proficiency!-Malaysia
Say that again and be ready to receive a punch to your face!-Singapore
Here you go Malaysia-kun, are these what you want?-Japan
Yes *****terima kasih, Bang Jepun. Your electronics are the best!-Malaysia
You're welcome.-Japan
Hey Malaysia, do you have what I want?-America
Sure here!-Malaysia
16) We love to tell ghost stories, don't you? (ASEAN)
It was the ASEAN's first Ghost Story Night and they were all gathered at a wooden house when it's raining heavily. A perfect time to tell ghost stories, even better during the night. With a single candle lit in the middle of the room, every ASEAN country was present except Myanmar. A torch light was place at their sides just in case.
Who goes first?-Vietnam
Me!-Malaysia, Indonesia and Philippines
All right, Indonesia, you may go first.-Vietnam
Yes! Beat you in that!-Indonesia
Switch off the lights and play the creepy music.-Singapore
Here's the flash light.-Vietnam
a) Indonesia-Kuntilanak
There was a girl who was just returning for her campus, she went a bit late than usual. It was already dark and not many cars were around. She took an angkot, a public transportation like a van.-Indonesia
*Gulp*-Malaysia, Singapore, Philippines and Brunei
There is a big glass window on the back side of the angkot. She sat there and looked at the view outside (as I always did when I ride on angkot). The angkot suddenly stopped. The girl was still looking out of the window and thinking that a new passenger just stopped the angkot.-Indonesia
*Sweat*-Cambodia and Laos
The angkot stopped longer than it used to. She became curious and averted her gaze toward the driver. But instead of seeing the driver, she saw the driver was no longer there and the driver's door was opened. The driver had run away. And there on the only door to get inside and outside the angkot, stood a woman in white dress with extremely pale face and long hair looking straight at her.-Indonesia
*Malaysia and Brunei hug each other shaking, so were Cambodia and Laos. Singapore hugs Vietnam.*
She was shocked as there was no way out of the angkot. The strangest thing is people finally found her the next morning still inside the angkot with a terrified face. She was sent to psychiatric ward. My friend told me that after she got out of the ward she could see ghost almost all the time as if her window to that world has finally opened. I'm done, who's next?-Indonesia
Malaysia, probably.-Vietnam
R-Right-Malaysia
Chicken are you?-Indonesia *grins*
No!-Malaysia
b) Malaysia
There was this man, Uncle Beng. Uncle Beng was one of those taxis that sped down and up Genting regularly.-Malaysia
(...Silence...)
Each day Uncle Beng would do his rounds and at night before he heads down from the mountain, he gambles and more often than not he loses most of what he earned throughout the day.-Malaysia
(...Another Silence...)
One night, as usual, as he was heading down the mountain from a bad run of blackjack, he saw a girl waving for him as he was descending the mountain, she was dressed in white, with long flowing hair got into the car, he continued down and asked her if she wanted to stop at one of the bus stop at the foot of the mountain or head somewhere, the girl, silent, looking down, merely pointed forward.-Malaysia
*Gulp*-Brunei, Singapore, Indonesia, Philippines, Cambodia and Laos
This of course gave Uncle B a chill, but you know he thought that the girl was probably drunk and wanted to get to the foot of the mountain or something, so he just drove on. As he drove on, he felt uneasy, finally all the tales he heard over the years came back to him, he looked at the rear view mirror and to his horror the girl was gone!-Malaysia
*Gasps*
W-What happened to the girl?-Brunei *shaking while hugging Thailand who doesn't seem to be affected by the story at all*
Let me continue! In his panic, he lost control of the car for a second and went into the shallow side of the drains and came out of it. Regaining his composure, he looked into the mirror again and to his horror, he saw the girl's face again covered in blood, staring at him with a fierce expression!-Malaysia
*A girl with a very bloody face pops out in front of everyone.*
AHHHHHHHHHH!-Singapore, Brunei, Indonesia, Philippines, Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos
Big Sister!-Girl with bloody face
Timor-Timor? What are you doing here?-Indonesia
Malaysia asked me to do this since everyone loves it so much. Never knew tomato sauce works so well!-East Timor
Hahahahaha! You should have seen your faces! Hahahaha!-Malaysia
Damn you Malaysia...-ASEAN countries except for Thailand and East Timor *cracking knuckles*
Malaysia will be out cold for a while. Onto the next story.
c) Philippines
There is a girl named Jen and her grandfather had died of a heart attack years ago.-Philippines
Go on...-Brunei *gulp*
There was a mass and a small gathering before the funeral and her family went to see the dead body. Finally it's Jen's turn. Jen has a habit of knocking into every wooden surfaces that had touched her hands so she knocked at it with a beat like 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3.-Philippines
*Gulp*-Brunei, Singapore, Indonesia, East Timor, Cambodia and Laos
At my place, there is a superstition that when you knock at the casket of a dead body. He or she will come at your doorstep and knock at your door. So when she went home, it was already 10 pm. Jen and her cousin decided to watch TV. And that's when it happen.-Philippines
*Knock, knock, knock* *Knock, knock, knock* *Knock, knock, knock*
*Gasp* *ASEAN countries hugging each other shaking*
Someone had knocked on their door the same way Jen did at the casket earlier. It's like a beat. Jen, afraid, went to check and then she saw a man. Before she could say a word, the man vanished into thin air right before her.-Philippines
*Knock! Knock! Knock!* *knock, knock, knock* *Knock, knock, knock*
GYAAAAH!-ASEAN countries except for Thailand and Malaysia (out cold)
Hey Malaysia, knock it off!-Singapore
One question, is he still out?-Indonesia
*Nod*-Brunei and Laos
Then who is the one knocking at the door?-Cambodia
No idea, I swear I didn't do any knocking recently!-Philippines
I'll go and check.-Vietnam
Vietnam walks to the door and opens it, revealing a dark figure, dripping wet.
YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!-ASEAN countries except Thailand and Vietnam (Malaysia already woke up)
What's wrong with you guys?-Hong Kong
Hong Kong!-ASEAN countries except Thailand and Vietnam
S-S-S-Stop knocking at our door like that!-Singapore
Knocking? Uh...I just arrive here and there's a doorbell, why should I knock?-Hong Kong
T-T-T-T-Then, who's knocking at the door?-Laos
*Points* That guy-Hong Kong
Hesitantly, they turn their heads to take a look at 'that guy'. Meeting something not quite transparent, white and floating.
H-Hi...-Ghost
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-ASEAN countries
A high pitch scream could be heard across the globe, several countries including Asian countries, were wondering what's going on at South East Asia.
-Ghost story night cancelled- -Will continue for another time-
17) ASEAN Summit
Um...let's start the meeting, shall we?-Singapore
I'm the winner of the SEA Games!-Indonesia
Or rather not...-Brunei
Hey Indon, read the news? My football team won against yours!-Malaysia
Like your team was any better! It was luck that help you score!-Indonesia
Ana~, I've got second place.-Thailand
Don't rub in it...I won only four golds, even the games were so simple.-Cambodia *sulks*
Can't they stop fighting for once?-Laos
You just won that event, how about the others? It's obvious I'm the winner, 182 gold medals. Please, you can't even reach third place!-Indonesia
So much for bragging! You were literally sulking right after my team beat yours!-Malaysia
Oh yeah? Says who?-Indonesia
Says me!-Malaysia
At least I got plenty of gold medals...-Philippines
Third place again...not bad. I should have done some improvements-Vietnam
Must get ready for the next Sea Games.-Myanmar
I'm being ignored...-Singapore
18) ASEAN + 3
Alright, let the ASEAN + 3 summit begi-Singapore
The last one to sit is a loser!-Indonesia
You're on Indon!-Malaysia
Don't run too fast~! My legs are killing me!-Philippines
Speak of the devil, why am I even related to these idiots?-Singapore
Idiots originated from Korea da-ze!-S. Korea
Not a surprise...-Vietnam
Anyway, let the ASEAN + 3 summit be-Singapore
Preah Vihear belongs to me ana~-Thailand
Not again Thailand! How many times I've told you, it's mine! Don't you get it?-Cambodia
Once again stop stealing my traditions to make it yours!-Indonesia
Hey this is not stealing! Your people practically came over and teach my people those stuff! Now you're accusing me of stealing!?-Malaysia
Why I'm always having typhoons at my place...-Philippines
Here they go again...-Laos and Brunei
I'm not sure what to do now...-Vietnam
Just relax and enjoy the show. In the end, there's no progress at all.-Myanmar
Aiyah, how can that be aru? Here have some treats at least.-China
No thanks.-Vietnam, Laos, Brunei, Singapore and Myanmar
B-But we must at least get something done.-Japan
It's always the same Japan. Singapore tries to start the meeting, getting cut off later ignored by Indonesia and Malaysia arguing over small matters, Thailand and Cambodia over Preah Vihear, sometimes it's different and us, watching the show itself unfold and return home with no progress at all. End of story.-Myanmar
Sometimes I wonder whether I should let someone else start the meeting...-Singapore *sulks*
19) ASEM or ASIA-Europe Meeting
Finally that day has come...-Malaysia
Yes, we must be ready for this...-Singapore
I have the fireworks ready.-Hong Kong
What's so special about this day?-Philippines
Philippines, how can you not know? This is the day that us, ASEAN countries are to meet with European countries. By that, it means we'll be meeting...-Malaysia
Mr. England? What's wrong with him? Is it always awkward to be meeting the person who once colonized you? I have nothing wrong with Papa Spain and America-Philippines
You have no idea...-Myanmar
Where are the others?-Philippines
Vietnam is practising her swinging with an oar when she sees France, Laos and Cambodia are getting ready as well. You should have seen the weapons meant for murder at their house! It's like they're going to torture or maybe murder him when they see him later!-Myanmar
We should pray for his soul next if that happens.-Singapore
Instead of praying for his, how about ourselves? When he steps into this meeting room-Malaysia
When 'who' steps into this meeting room?-England
AHHH!-Malaysia and Singapore *jump a foot high*
20) Commonwealth meetings and English
Again, please use PROPER AND FORMAL English.-England
(1) What lu mean? We already speaking PROPER AND FORMAL English meh!-Malaysia
(2) Ya la! If America got his own English why cannot have one?-Singapore
Hahahahahaha-India and Australia
Maybe I should create my own.-Hong Kong
Yeah, then we can really have fun!-Myanmar
Don't you even dare!-England
21) Can't dance Bollywood? Don't worry India's here!
Can't dance like Bollywood dancers? Don't worry Brother India is here to solve the problem!-India
Are you teaching people how to dance?-Indonesia
Yes, seeing as many people just love my dancing and are so eager to learn them. I've decide to be the Guru of Bollywood Dancing.-India
I see...-Indonesia
Who are your first students then?-Brunei
More importantly are your lessons Free Of Charge?-Indonesia
To anyone who registered within this week, yes it is and as well to people from low-income families. An answer to your question Brunei, I have a few already. Come out my dear students!-India
*Curtains being pulled away revealing a few certain nations*
Why am I dressed in this?-Singapore
To learn dancing, Bang India wants us to wear this.-Malaysia
But why must it be this T-shirt with a 'I LOVE BOLLYWOOD' on it with India's face on it?-Sri Lanka
He's promoting and teaching at the same time...-Singapore
Look on the good side, at least I can learn some new dance moves.-Malaysia
22) Race you up the Temple Cave!
a) Part 1
Welcome to Batu Caves ladies and gentleman. First of all, we'll head to the Temple Cave. To reach the Temple Cave, one must climb a steep flight of 276 steps in the shortest amount of time as possible and back again. Who is willing to take the challenge?-Malaysia
What are the prizes then?-Indonesia
A fully sponsored trip within Malaysia for as long as possible to travel the entire country and the states will provide the winner the best services available when travelling to their territory including food.-Malaysia
Fully...?-Singapore
Sponsored...?-Indonesia
Trip...?-Brunei
Yes, around the country of Malaysia and that includes Sabah and Sarawak.-Malaysia
I'm in!-Singapore and Indonesia *stare at each other*
Me too!-Philippines
Count us in!-Australia and New Zealand
Vietnam and I will go!-Taiwan
Don't forget us too!-S. Korea *dragging Hong Kong by his arm*
The Love Guru too shall join.-India
Those who wishes to join, please give your names to Kuala Lumpur and Selangor over there.-Malaysia
How about the others?-Japan
Well, feel free to place bets on our competitors, even though I'm forbid to even gamble.-Malaysia
b) Part 2
Ok, now that we're settled. Let's have the first 3 to go first shall we? Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines, please make your way to the starting point.-Malaysia
*Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines step out and went to the starting point.*
Ready...Set...GO!-Malaysia
The three nations took off with incredible speed. They push themselves to the limit for one goal-Fully Sponsored Trip. Which means saving money and enjoying yourself at the same time.
20 ringgit Indonesia win this.-Japan
30 ringgit if Singapore wins.-England
Make it 50 Bang Jepun, because during the ASEAN games...she's the one that won every race besides me and Thailand.-Malaysia
I WIN! Yeah!-Indonesia
Told you.-Malaysia *smug look*
c) Part 3
Rest for a while my dear sister, for the challenge doesn't end here yet.-Malaysia
I'm so exhausted!-Singapore *slumped onto the ground*
Can't run any more...-Philippines *joining Singapore on the ground*
Hehehe, rest for now, there's some water if you want. Anyway, next is...S. Korea, Cambodia and Taiwan-Malaysia
Finally!-S. Korea
I'm going to beat you guys to win this fully sponsored trip!-Taiwan
We'll see about that!-Cambodia
Aren't you going Hong Kong?-England
Nope, it's better to bet on who's going to win.-Hong Kong
But you're passing up a golden opportunity to tour around Malaysia for free!-Singapore
I know and I'm not an idiot, I'll just coax the winner to include me on that tour as well.-Hong Kong
I so do not want to know.-Singapore
23) Queen of Love Songs (Mandopop)
Malaysia! Malaysia! Can you arrange a meeting for me with Fish Leong?-Taiwan
Sure! Just give me a moment.-Malaysia
Oh thank you! Thank you very much!-Taiwan
Who's that?-S. Korea
The Queen of Love Songs, Fish Leong. How can you NOT know this?-Singapore
She won the Golden Music Awards several times. As expected from the Queen of Love Songs in Mandopop.-Hong Kong
Her song, 'Courage' was a major hit and of course, the lyrics by her friend, the Prince of Love Songs himself. It's about courage when in a relationship.-Singapore
As well as forbidden ones!-Taiwan *giggling*
Ugh, please do NOT remind me about that!-Singapore
By forbidden ones I mean like within family members not same sex.-Taiwan
Judging the look on your face, you literally mean same sex relationship like-Hong Kong
PLEASE DO NOT SAY IT!-Singapore *blushing*
If you say so.-Hong Kong
24) Malaysian food taste better in Malaysia
How's the food Bang Jepun?-Malaysia
It's really good. How did your people can cook such great food? My people tried to cook it but it didn't turn out as great as this.-Japan
If you want, you can eat as much as you want. I can go over to your place with my people to cook up some delicious food for one whole day. How does that sound?-Malaysia
Or...my people can learn here.-Japan
How about both? It can benefit us both. Anyway, you should eat all you can till you shout 'Enough! I'm done!'Malaysia
Who are you? Lumière?-Singapore
Beauty and the Beast, really?-Indonesia
*chuckles*-Japan
25) Flash Mob Dance! (Reactions)
When Malaysia just suddenly dance, I have tons of question marks dancing around my head.-Singapore
Everyone around them just went stunned for a while.-Indonesia
Ana~, I wish my place have that kind of stuff.-Thailand
Mine too! It's cool!-Philippines
I was just buying some things when they suddenly dance.-Japan
They're not bad at it.-England
Maybe we should do one at Commonwealth Meetings, you're in Malaysia?-Australia
Oh yeah!-Malaysia
Don't even think about doing it!-England
Sounds fun, where do I sign up?-Singapore
I'll join as well!-India
Bloody idiots...-England
26) Largest Flower in the World
Here it is, the Largest Flower in the World-the Rafflesia.-Malaysia
The corpse flower huh?-England
Why is it called the corpse flower?-America
Because the flower itself looks like a rotting flesh and...-Malaysia
And what?-America
It's better if you smell it.-Philippines
Yeah, since you wanted to know it so much.-Indonesia *snickers*
America went over and takes a sniff at the flower. Instantly, he pinches his nose.
Oh yeah I forgot to give you one warning...the flower does smell like flesh rotting.-Malaysia
Good thing is at least you know why it's called the corpse flower.-Philippines
Lesson well learnt indeed.-England *grins*
27) New Kung Fu Move!
Bang China! Bang China! I learn a really cool kung fu move today!-Malaysia
Really aru? Can you show me?-China
Of course Bang China, here it is!-Malaysia *showing China a coconut*
Coconut? What are you going to do with a coconut aru?-China
This!-Malaysia
Malaysia started piercing a coconut with a middle finger, all the way through the husk and shell.
Ta dah!-Malaysia
Oh! Nice aru!-China *clapping*
I'll try to do another one.-Malaysia
Feeling optimistic, Malaysia tried to do another one. Just get the finger out and-
Hm?-Malaysia
Just get the finger out and...
And...
Wait a while, maybe it will come off. It will come off...right?
Several attempts of pulling the finger off from the coconut, finally...
"My finger wouldn't come off!"
28) Longest Coin Line
Malaysia, what are you doing?-Singapore
Can't you see what I'm doing? I'm going to make this the longest coin line ever!-Malaysia
Huh...is that why the states are helping?-Singapore
Yeah, I need to beat that Eyebrows! He possessed that record and I'm going to break it!-Malaysia
Wait, you're not thinking of going for the Guinness World Records, are you?-Singapore
Took you long enough to realize that. Anyway, it's possible, don't look down on me like that. I can do it you know, if I'm going to be a very famous nation one day.-Malaysia
29) Sugar Price Gone Up!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! IT CANNOT BE!-Malaysia
You heard what I said Malaysia, too much sugar is bad for you and the people, that is why I'm doing this!-Malaysia's boss
Aiyah boss! Please! Almost everything here is too expensive, can't you just let this go?-Malaysia
Give me one good reason on why I should. At this rate, you'll go sugar-craze! Now if you would just let my leg go or I might just cut your durian supply next!-Malaysia's boss
*Time skip*
That's the reason why *sniff*-Malaysia
Meow~*Pat, pat*-Tama (Japan's cat)
30) Five Power Defence Agreement
If Malaysia or Singapore were to be under attack or threaten, you must consult me about this immediately understood?-England
Y-Y-Yeah...-Malaysia and Singapore *blushing*
Roger that.-Australia
Got it.-New Zealand
I do this because I care, alright? I can't be by your side like before since you two are independent.-England
We understand that.-Malaysia *still blushing*
Yeah, we just don't want to trouble you any more than we did and it's not like we care or anything!-Singapore *blushing*
Look at the two Zea! Their faces are totally red!-Australia *snickers*
They try to act cool but can't say they don't care now can they?-New Zealand *snickers*
S-SHUT UP!-Malaysia and Singapore *blushing*
*chuckles*-England
31) Meet Harimau
a) (Commonwealth)
It was a disastrous day when someone accidently told the Malaysian to bring a pet. Never mind if it's a pet but a wild animal is OUT OF THE QUESTION!
MALAYSIA! GET AWAY FROM THAT ANIMAL!-England
Why? Harimau won't bite people in fact, I brought Harimau here to meet you. Harimau, this is England, England, this is Harimau. Say hi.-Malaysia
*LOUD GROWL*-Harimau
AHHHHHHHHHHH!-England
That's a scream of manliness coming from England.-India
Hahahaha-Australia
Harimau is just like the owner, looking for an opportunity to piss England off.-Singapore
b) ASEAN
What is this 'Bring Your Pets To The Meeting Day'?-Singapore
Damn, I should have bring my komodo.-Indonesia
Bring it and have it ruin everything.-Singapore
At least they're getting along...-Philippines
It's strange to find a tiger and an elephant getting along just fine.-Cambodia
Like owner, like pet.-Vietnam
That reminds me, does the tiger enjoys durian as much as the owner?-Myanmar
Good question, got an answer for that?-Indonesia
32) Goodbye, my one and only Father
Malaysia...-Singapore
Singapore, what are you doing here?-Malaysia
Babysitting, what else?-Singapore
I don't need babysitting! I'm a nation! I'm independent! I'm...I'm-Malaysia
Let it out Malaysia, sometimes it's better to let it out.-Indonesia
Yes, losing someone is painful but we're nations Malaysia, we have to get used to this.-Philippines
You are not alone.-Brunei and Cambodia
We are with you.-Thailand and S. Vietnam
Better cheer up.-Australia
He can't rest in peace that way.-Belgium
Your people will get affected if you keep this up.-Tunisia
I can't help it! He's...-Malaysia
A father to you? I understand.-England
But sometimes, it's better to just let it go. Group hug da-ze?-S. Korea
Malaysia, a young nation that has achieve independence for 33 years loses a father. However, Malaysia is not alone. Other nations are willing to keep the latter company. The pain of losing someone is dreadful but as time goes on, we forgot about the pain and just move on with our lives.
Goodbye, my one and only Father...-Malaysia
33) How to Survive in a Desert
How do you survive in a desert with only a bottle of water and an umbrella right after your jeep broke down?-Interviewer
I carry a bottle of water and ration myself to a minimum amount per day.-Singapore
For me, I used the umbrella to shade myself in the daytime so that I wouldn't lose water by dehydration.-Philippines
Easy! I ripped the jeep door off so when I feel hot, I only have to wind down the window lah!-Malaysia
A/N: That's it for now and I love you Malaysia! Hopefully you'll be part of the show soon! Translation and other information are on the next chapter.I would like to show my appreciation to those who showed their supports in this. Terima kasih! :)