In a twisted world (mainly my world) begins a story like no other. This world is a world where half-elves are elves, humans are half-elves, and elves are humans. If you are confused then you'll be even more confused when you're done reading this story.

Okay, now for the hard stuff. Raine loves Lloyd, Lloyd loves Kratos, Kratos loves Colette, Colette loves Zelos, Zelos loves Genis, Genis loves Sheena, Sheena loves Regal, Regal loves Raine, and Presea is really confused….. Just like you.

WARNING! In this chapter I will refer to Presea as pink, pink thing, and anything else regarding pink.

Setting: Raine's school

Chapter One: It's Pink…..I Think…

Everyone is sitting in a seat while Regal is fanning Raine and teaching the class. Raine is making bedroom eyes to Lloyd, who is totally freaked out. He tries to ignore her and starts focusing on Kratos. Kratos is horrified that his own son loves him. He tries to focus on Colette, but images of his son in a bathing suit repulsed him. Therefore he couldn't focus on Colette with all his mind. Colette didn't even know Kratos existed and was running her fingers through Zelos' hair. Zelos had hearts in his eyes, but not from Colette running her fingers through his hair, but from Zelos pinching Genis' butt.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Get away from me pervert! My one and only love is Sheena! Genis announced to everyone.

"Shut up Genis! I'm trying to pay attention!" yelled Sheena as she stared at Regal.

"Settle down class! Can't you see my darling Raine needs her rest?" said Regal as he started to massage Raine.

"Ummm….. I have a question…." said some forgotten pinked-haired girl from the back of the room.

Everyone turned around to see who was talking when Lloyd said from nowhere, "I think it's Amy Rose from Sonic!"

Everyone except Raine looked at Lloyd as if he was some reject from the circus.

"Good deduction Lloyd! You are a true genius!" said Raine

"Please! That pink-haired being is an oompa-loompa." replied Zelos

"Really? I thought oompa-loompas were orange and green." said Colette

By now the pink blob was getting very angry when Genis said, "You-you're Alicia's ghost!"

"So…you really don't remember me do you?" asked pink fluff.

"Nope!" everybody said in unison.

"…………I HATE YOU ALL!" said pinkie as she showed her fangs.

"You are an evil creature from hell, therefore I must vanquish you!" Kratos said trying to impress Colette.

"Umm… didn't you have a question?" said Sheena to the pink thing.

"Yes, may I go to the bathroom?" asked pinkness.

By the time pink ink said that, everyone was in love with their love. Regal took Raine's hands and looked deeply into her eyes and said, "You are the love of my life, I would do anything for you…ANYTHING!"

Raine simply stated, "My heart belongs to Lloyd."

Poor Regal started to cry. He then went up to Lloyd and kicked him in… the spot…. you know… where the sun don't shine… Lloyd just went into the fetal position and got up to go to the bathroom and said in the highest voice you can imagine, "Kratos, can you go to the bathroom with me?"

Kratos didn't even know that poor Lloyd had been kicked… there… and was in la la land with the Teletubbies playing with the baby sun and La La, Dipsy, Po, and that other Teletubby…. Okay he wasn't actually playing with them but you know what I mean…right? Well he was really drooling over Colette (like a baby drools over food it can't eat.)

Lloyd sighed and… waddled to the bathroom… yes…he waddled…

As usual, Colette totally ignored Kratos and was squeezing the life out of Zelos. And Zelos said, "Genis! Save me you hunk of man!"

But Zelos sounded so feminine that Genis mistook him for Sheena, so he ran to her with his kendema in hand and shouted to the world, "I'm coming my love!"

Sheena was just staring at Regal with drool seeping out of her mouth, when the unthinkable happened! Genis got in her view of Regal!

"Genis… what are you doing?" Sheena said trying to control her anger.

"You needed me… didn't you?" Genis said.

"All I need is my Regal-poo!"

"B-but…"

"MOVE!"

"Whaaaaa!" Genis cried as he ran to the bathroom.

In the bathroom

"Sh-sheena h-hates me…" Genis said between sobs. But suddenly he heard a familiar but very high voice say, "Don't cry, I just think that you have to approach her differently."

"L-like not in front of Regal?"

"Yeah. Whatever works best."

Genis was wondering who he was talking to and said, "A-are you god?"

"N-never mind that… but keep trying."

"Thank you god! I promise to pray to you more often!" said Genis as he ran out of the bathroom… happy… sorta…

(For those of you who are oblivious to the mysterious voice, it was Lloyd.)

Will Sheena find room in her heart for Genis… probably not…

Next chapter's a soap opera with Kratos and Colette!