Prologue
"Daddy tell me a story," 7 year old Beth Sawyer-Scott pleaded to her father.
"Sweetie you know I'm not good at that sort of thing. That's more Aunt Brooke thing," Lucas responded.
"Someone say my name?" Brooke Davis called from the other room.
"Yeah Dad said you would tell me a story" Beth answered.
"Damn right I will!" Brooke said
"Brooke, don't say damn in front of my child" Lucas scolded.
"You just did. Ha!" Brooke laughed.
"Back to the story," Beth said impatiently.
"Okay so once upon a time there was an evil man named Dan Scott. Dan was a man-slut," Brooke stated
"Wait man-slut?" Lucas asked, "You do know my daughter 7"
"Shut up" Brooke said glaring.
"Fine, continue" Lucas said exasperatedly
"And he had gotten 2 girls pregnant one named Karen Roe and the other named Deb Lee. He chose Deb. 18 year later it looked as if life was leading Lucas, Karen son, to the same fate. He had gotten his girlfriend Peyton Sawyer pregnant. Peyton and Lucas in love at the time and decided to have the baby so 9 months later there you came. Elizabeth Brooklyn Sawyer-Scott was born on August 1, 2007. Her half sister/cousin Anna Michelle Sawyer-Scott was born on March 29, 2007. In between those births Nathan, Deb's son, and Peyton your mom hooked up after Naley" Brooke continued.
"What the hell is Naley?" Lucas asked.
"Nathan and Haley duh" Brooke said like everyone on earth should know this important fact.
"Oh, by the way Beth fell asleep," Lucas informed her.
"So, let me finish," Brooke said sighing, "And Pucas a.k.a Lucas and Peyton had fight. And even though Pucas and Naley were like married and had kid Pathan or Neyton or whatever they're called divorced the exes got married. So now Lucas is like Karen, Nathan is practically Deb, and Peyton's Dan. Now years ago if you told me Lucas was going to be Dan, Nathan too, but if you said Peyton Sawyer would be the next Dan Scott I'd laugh my ass off."
"Good story," Lucas said sarcastically.
"I know," Brooke said nodding.