Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but I wish I owned Gintama~
Well, I'm a big fan of Gintama and Okikagu, so after reading a giant bunch of fanfics, I thought to myself, should I make one as well? And, after one whole hour of thinking, I decided to past the time and create one! And this is my first Gintama fanfic, so be nice and feel free to read this with the will to die!
Okita Sougo was the hottest guy in the whole of Gintama Highschool Year 3. He was used to being surrounded by girls who would stalk him and later try to confess to him. Due to his sadistic nature, he would accept and then dump them as a joke. But that just drove the girls harder.
"Hey, crappy author, is this a documentary of my life or something? This camera seems to be invading my privacy." Okita picked his nose and stared at the screen with his deadpan eyes.
(DON'T COMPLAIN! THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC SO DON'T BLAME ME IF THE SHOTS ARE STUPID!)
"Geez, you don't have to be so snappy." The bishounen had arrived at his classroom; Class 3-Z. He opened the door to see a small group of girls gathered around a desk. He narrowed his eyes, and peeked around to see who it was.
"Oh, its just the gorilla woman." Okita muttered to himself. As he was going to sit in his seat though, he seemed to had did something, as the girls no longer were chatting, but staring at him. "What, are you guys supposed to be my new set of fangirls? In case you didn't know, I'm happier being by myself." He casually tried to shove them away, but to his horror, more people started gathering around them. Okita then realized, he had bumped into a girl. Quite a short one. And she seemed to have a dangerously red aura surrounding her, but Okita pushed it out of his mind. She was wearing the uniform of Gintama High, but she had vermillion colored hair tied into two tight buns with ornaments on them. Was this girl always in 3-Z?
(Your fault. You keep sleeping in class, so don't ask me about your lack of social knowledge.)
"I-i-i-…." Okita heard a muffled voice coming from the girl. He widened his eyes. Was this a confession?
"Didn't you hear? I don't want any fangirls. Are you deaf? Or if you were a masochist, I guess that would be okay…" Okita tried to ignore the crowds of people surrounding them. What was even worse that some members of the School Newspaper Club had slipped into class and took pictures and notes. However, the girl seemed to have gotten pissed even more, which was strange.
"I-IDIOT!" The girl finally lost control of her patient, looked up, grabbed Okita's face, and threw it towards the board at the front. The crowd suddenly threw a Oh shit, we're doomed face and slowly backed away. As soon as Okita gained consciousness, he looked up to see the girl standing over him, staring at him with her blue eyes gleaming viciously.
"Hey. You have to apologize to me, Kagura, the queen of Gintama High. How dare you call me a mere fangirl. I don't have the slightest interest in you."
"Oh, that's sweet, although you don't act like a queen, throwing people's face around when you first meet them."
"Shut up!"
Without a warning, Okita had lashed out against Kagura, revealing his wooden sword. (Just to tell you, if you ask why Okita has a wooden sword, ask yourself this: would a school let you bring a real sword?)
Members of the class sighed as Okita and Kagura punched, kicked and slashed at each other, messing up the tables, chairs, and even the walls. While Okita was dodging Kagura's blows, though, he noticed something. It was flat.
"I never knew there was someone who had breasts even flatter than the gorilla woman. It's actually like a wall!" He thought out loud, earning him a giant kick from Otae, who was one of the bystanders.
"S-shut up! Samurai do not need breasts. Change the topic to pe*ises instead." Instead of Kagura throwing an insult back though; Kyuubei had stood up, her face bright red with embarrassment. Following what Kyuubei had said, rapid footsteps were heard outside the classroom, and the door slid open with a giant whack to reveal a certain person with light beige shoulder length hair and unearthly pupil eyes.
"Young master, you should not say such unladylike things! Instead of focusing on pe*ises, why don't you try on this gothic dress I just-BEGIRAMA!" Before Toujou could finish his sentence, Kagura had been sent flying towards the door, knocking him out.
"You bastard…" The girl with the Chinese buns ran back towards the fight, determined to win. Before the fight could show the winner, our favourite silver hair natural perm loves strawberry milk may peek on ladies sometimes lazy main character of the Gintama anime showed up.
"Oi! Why the hell is the description of him so long?" Shinpachi yells in the background.
"Go die, Megane!" Kagura responds.
"Everyone sit down! So, because half the classroom is destroyed, the pair who caused this, Souichirou-kun and Kagura, go stand in the hallway. Wait, nah, go buy some cake or parfait or something. Just make sure you don't get caught, okay?" Ginpachi-sensei ordered while picking his nose.
"Its Sougo, sensei. And you want me to go with her? This barbaric monster?" Okita pointed towards Kagura, who smacked him across the face. "What do you think? Unless you want me to feed you a bit of Hijikata's mayo dog food. He splat it in my face this morning for insulting it." The two looked at each other, looked away at disgust, and whispered to themselves: "I hate you."
So how was the first chapter? Please review and comment what you thought about it. And also, after each chapter, I'm gonna put a question about Gintama and if you can answer it, you can hug any character in Gintama of your choice! (mentally though)
Shinpachi: Hey, why mentally?
Me: Because, because… (cries in corner and grows mushrooms in the closet)
Shinpachi: Oh, sorry Author-san, w-wait a minute, THAT'S MY CLOSET!
Kagura: Just ignore her, megane. The author has always been like this because she couldn't go to the anime convention in her country so she couldn't get any Gintama goods.
Me: (wipes tears) Who cares about Gintama goods, at least I have the Gintama movie and the Haru Matsuri video…(stares at Haru Matsuri video icon and Gintama movie icon intently, all while laughing manically)
Shinpachi: Now see what you've done! Author has temporarily in Try-to-withstand-the-sadness-without-crying mode!
But anyway, heres the first question: This person is one of the people in Takasugi's crew, is Kagura's rival and is very loyal to Takasugi. Who is it?