Weird: Finally I have finished my tiny little fan-fiction. Why must this take me soooooo long? Ruth-kun: Because you're slow. Weird: Hey don't be mean, or I won't finish updating. Ruth-kun:-pout- fine, JUST HURRY UP ALREADY I WANNA READ IT! Weird: But, I already read it to you. Ruth-kun: I don't care, I wanna read it. Weird: ok let me just give them the warning.

Warning: this fan fiction contains aspects that some readers may be uncomfortable with such as gay marriage (this chapter only), incest not inset blade-cest ...blade-cest horrible perverted comments (mostly on Ruth-kun and Kousuke's parts) Hey! and P.M.S.-ing, that is why this fan-fiction is rated mature.

Also I do not own any of the spiral characters and only jointly own the original plot elements with my good 'friend' Ruth-kun. Now onward shall we embark!

So Many Damn Its

Eyes wakeup to find that Kanon's room was still dark with night. This was unusual for him, considering that it was normally a fierce struggle on Kanon's and the other Blade Children's parts to get him awake by mid-day, but he was soon reminded of the anguish that had torn him from sleep. Groaning in pain, as he felt what could only be his hip bones prying themselves open, Eyes rolled over to see what time it was.

7:03

'Damn it,' thought Eyes, 'by the time I go back to sleep. Kanon will just try to wake me up again.' Seeing that it was technically a decent hour in the morning, Eyes decided that he might as well not fight the already losing battle and get up.

Carefully, so as not to wake Kanon, Eyes got out of bed. One upright he began to feel sick to his stomach. Now Eyes was starting to get concerned. Though he was certainly no stranger to pain, Eyes had never felt anything like this before.

Clutching his stomach, Eyes stumbled blindly towards the adjoining bathroom. He hoped that he wasn't getting sick, or at least it wasn't something Kanon could catch. Absentmindedly Eyes flipped on the light and went over to the sink to splash some water on his face.

Looking up Eyes let out a bloodcurdling scream that managed to shatter the mirror.

Kanon woke with a start. Worried, he looked over to where Eyes had been sleeping. Damn it he was missing. Eyes was gone, damn it, with only blood-soaked sheets left in his place.

Kanon remembered the scream that had woken him and hurried towards it. If some damned Hunter had hurt Eyes they'd barely live long enough to regret it. But when he got to the bathroom, Kanon didn't find a hunter, instead he found a strange purple-haired, blue-eyed girl.

"What the... Eyes?" Kanon voice rose slightly and squeaked as he said Eye's name. In shock, Kanon began looking his spouse up and down. Eyes seemed to realize that the boxers he (she) had gone bed in weren't covering everything that they needed to now, and did his (her) best to mend the fact.

"Damn it," Kanon said again.

Weird:Story so pathetically short, intro so pathetically long. Any way please don't hesitate to ask me any questions about this (just please be nice) Ruth-kun: Also we're not going to update until we get a review.