The Art of Winning
A/N: So I was browsing an old glee prompt meme and found a prompt from fickletastictot that said "The Art of Winning" the character of course is Sue. At this my muse (for those of you unfamiliar with my muse, her name is Gertrude) awoke from her slumber.
Warnings: First attempt at writing Sue, and some character bashing (but it's Sue and she bashes everyone so it's cool)
Rating: PG-13
Dear Journal, sometimes I think that people at this school take my position as Coach of the Cheerios for granted. It's not easy being as successful as I am. Many think that being a cheerleading coach is a walk in the park. That you just gather up any group of ragtag girls who have dyed their hair blonde and can do a split, and voila, you have yourself a team worthy of winning Nationals. Those ignoramuses are wrong. Being a cheerleading coach requires dedication, drive and above all, a certain ruthlessness that the majority of people on this pathetic planet do not have. People aren't going to give you what you want, so you have to take it. If you don't and choose to be a hopeless optimist who believes that your students have 'hidden potential' and that with 'hard work' you'll prevail, you'll turn out exactly like Will Shuester and his pathetic Glee Club.
You see, you don't win by merely believing in yourself. In my opinion if you don't spill blood at least once, you're not worthy to even enter the competition. Unlike Shuester's Glee kids who meet every day for an hour, I see my Cheerios for six hours after school. They run the routines that I choreograph until at least three faint or they get it perfect. Thus far under my coaching, my Cheerios have won more National and International titles than I can count. I've had to store part of my trophies in the choir room because they no longer fit in my office. How many National titles have those idealistic, untalented, tone deaf Glee Kids won? None. Even Porcelain, who is a part of my Cheerios, couldn't carry those mouth breathing Untouchables win Regionals.
Recently, I've been writing a book entitled "The Art of Winning", which details how I've evolved my Cheerios from the bleached haired, untalented, bimbos you find in other schools. What the world needs to realize is that you don't win because of natural talent- you win because you're better than everyone else is.
That's what every other organization in this godforsaken hick school fails to understand. A good example of this is the Glee Club. Schuester lets anyone who tries out join; because he believes that with positive thinking and a measly hour of practice, anyone can sing. I disagree. The only one in that club that has any shred of talent is Porcelain, and that is the reason he is on my Cheerios squad. I have to admit that girl who wears the animal sweaters does have some talent but she is nowhere near the level that Porcelain has achieved under my tutelage. The only reason that she gets the majority of the solos is due to the fact that Shuester's hearing (as well as his brain) has been affected by the amount of gel product he puts into that forest he calls hair.
It angers me that Figgins cannot see that the Glee Club is nothing more than a hindrance, to this school as well as my Cheerios. If the Glee Club weren't around, I would have my full budget and we would outdo all those other sad excuses for cheerleading squads, more than we already have. However, one day Journal, I will bring the Glee club down and then polish my Nationals trophy with the grease produced from Will Shuester's hair as he wallows in his failure.
Well, that's it. I hope I got Sue right… review?