Kagome was walking through the woods when she came upon a field of vegetables. She decided she was going to pick some. She grabbed many carrots, beans, corn, and potatoes. She came upon a grove of mushrooms.

"Ooh! I just love mushrooms!" she squealed. She picked many mushrooms. She wanted more so she dropped the other food just to have her precious mushrooms. She took the mushrooms back to the group, popping them into her mouth as she went.

They were very tasty, very tasty indeed. She dropped what was left of her stash in front of the group, and they made a small meal from them. Kagome ate all of them, so the others had to go hungry. That night, as they were talking, she started to feel very dizzy. She fell to the ground.

The others huddled around her, trying to find out what had happened.

"Is she dead?" Shippo asked, poking her gently.

"I don't know," Sango said.

"It was those mushrooms," Inuyasha said.

Suddenly Kagome's head shot up. Her face was green and moldy. She had turned into a mushroom demon!

"Oh no! A mushroom demon! That is the worst kind!" Miroku yelled.

"I'm so afraid!" Sango cried.

"I do not want to hurt her, but I must!" Inuyasha said, flying towards her with the Tetsygah drawn. He sliced her demonic head off, but it just grew back!

"Rar!" Kagome growled, going towards Inuyasha.

"She can't be killed!" Miroku yelled.

"Wait! I remember hearing how to kill a mushroom demon!" Shippo yelled.

"How?" Sango asked.

"You make it fight a broccoli demon!" he replied.

So they ran into the woods to find a broccoli demon while Kagome sat confused at what was going on. The others emerged from the woods, holding a piece of broccoli.

"RARRR!" Kagome yelled, attacking the broccoli. She started to wrestle it to the ground, trying to kill it. But it was no use, nothing can get rid of broccoli. She died trying. She exploded and spewed mushroom mush all over the place and everybody barfed. The end.

A/N: I wrote this to be stupid. Leave me alone I tell you! I will make you fight the broccoli demon.

P.S. I hate Kagome, that's why she exploded.