As usual, I do not own anything, especially Invader Zim because it is too awesome for me to own. This probably sucks. I think it sucks. But I just had to write and put it up. It was swimming around in my head like vampire piggies on a rampage.
The purple-haired goth girl cackled darkly as her fingers ran across the mouse and keys madly. She leaned forward, eyes wide and opened instead of closed, like the usual. The character on the screen danced gracefully as it spun and slashed at the vampire piggies.
She WTFPWNED the piggies. Hard. Their bloody heads, as they fell to the floor, dissipated along with the rest of their bodies as they died, and then she was alone, staring up at the main part of the game. She was at the end. If she killed the vampire piggy leader, then she'd win. It would all be over, after weeks—maybe months, of playing and dying and killing, she had finally gotten to this final part.
She paused the game and got up from her chair, going downstairs to grab a soda before she won the game. And she would -win- the game. She knew it. She felt it.
She opened the soda and closed the fridge, and turned—only to meet the very ugly, big-headed face of her brother, Dib.
"Gaz! I have found the ultimate evidence! Look, it proves Zim is an alien, I finally have-" His voice trailed off as she muttered, "Your -face- fills me with an INSANE RAGE." and went back upstairs to finish her game.
"Well, your face is-" He called back, only to be cut off by the slamming and locking of her door. Now, nobody would bother her.
She sat down in her chair and unpaused the game.
Only to see a character infront of her character.
..What? This was a private game! How did-
And her thoughts were cut off by the bright, capital white letters above the other character's head.
INVADERZIMRULES
She stared at the screen as her chatbox was spammed with "ZIM RULES! ZIM RULES! ZIIIIIM RUUUUUULES!"
Angrily, she began typing back.
"Why are you in my game?"
"BECAUSE! ZIM RULES! ZIM HAS HACKED INTO YOUR GAME! BECAUSE ZIM RULES!"
The avatar looked exactly like him..only it was taller and more..dare she think it? Fit.
"WHY ARE YOU IN MY GAME!" She typed again.
"zim has hacked into your game. zim rules. admit it. zim rules all things evil. zim is the master. ZIM RUUUUUULES!"
She felt like screaming, but instead, her character pounced at Zim's character—only to be knocked back by an invisible force-shield.
"ZIM HAS NOT ONLY HACKED HIMSELF INTO THE GAME.. HE HAS HACKED INVISIBLE WALLZ OF DOOOOOOM!"
And abruptly, the screen went black. She stared blankly at it.
The only thing she could say was,
"Zim. YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAY!"