It was a dark and stormy night in Isengard, and Saruman was getting pretty lonely.
"Wormtongue! Get your fat butt in here, pronto!" Within seconds Wormtongue entered his master's
chambers. "Wormy I need to ask you a favor...find me the cheapest whores in all of Middle Earth...I'm getting mighty lonely in here..." So Wormtongue scuttled out and began his search for a cheap whore. But strangly enough, there were no cheap whores available. Not wanting to return without a whore for his master, Wormtongue put on some really whorish garments and entered his masters chambers where they did unnatural acts all night long.
Another evening, vaugly around that time, Arwen and Aragorn were having a gentle chat and a bit of tea by a pit of burning Mirky wood. "Airy baby" Arwen said "I was looking in a book of family trees...do you realize we're cousins?" "WHAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!" Aragorn screamed "that is disgusting! You're of the elder race, why didn't you say anything?" "I tried darling but you thought I was just role playing and thought it was kinky." "Oh...hehehe that was fun" Aragorn said as he took off his clothes wanting to do some more role playing.
In Hobbiton, Sam was trimming the hedges of some dudes house. Suddenly the owner burst out of his hole screaming "you freaking weirdo! For the last time, stop trimming my hedges! Get a life!" and threw a sock full of pennies at him, hitting him square in the head. This knocked the unlucky gardener into hallucinations. In a swirl of rainbows and pastels, Sam managed to find his way to the public water hole, where he promptly took a nice long dump in it. Now because he was hallucinating he thought that his crap was a bunch of howler monkeys and began to chase after them as they floated around the hole. This caused a big scene and when the entire town gathered around the water hole someone yelled out "uh oh he's been smoking pipe reefers again!" and they began to stone him until he lay lifeless in the crap filled water hole. In Mandos Sam sat there grinning "hehehe...I got stoned..."
"Wormtongue! Get your fat butt in here, pronto!" Within seconds Wormtongue entered his master's
chambers. "Wormy I need to ask you a favor...find me the cheapest whores in all of Middle Earth...I'm getting mighty lonely in here..." So Wormtongue scuttled out and began his search for a cheap whore. But strangly enough, there were no cheap whores available. Not wanting to return without a whore for his master, Wormtongue put on some really whorish garments and entered his masters chambers where they did unnatural acts all night long.
Another evening, vaugly around that time, Arwen and Aragorn were having a gentle chat and a bit of tea by a pit of burning Mirky wood. "Airy baby" Arwen said "I was looking in a book of family trees...do you realize we're cousins?" "WHAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!" Aragorn screamed "that is disgusting! You're of the elder race, why didn't you say anything?" "I tried darling but you thought I was just role playing and thought it was kinky." "Oh...hehehe that was fun" Aragorn said as he took off his clothes wanting to do some more role playing.
In Hobbiton, Sam was trimming the hedges of some dudes house. Suddenly the owner burst out of his hole screaming "you freaking weirdo! For the last time, stop trimming my hedges! Get a life!" and threw a sock full of pennies at him, hitting him square in the head. This knocked the unlucky gardener into hallucinations. In a swirl of rainbows and pastels, Sam managed to find his way to the public water hole, where he promptly took a nice long dump in it. Now because he was hallucinating he thought that his crap was a bunch of howler monkeys and began to chase after them as they floated around the hole. This caused a big scene and when the entire town gathered around the water hole someone yelled out "uh oh he's been smoking pipe reefers again!" and they began to stone him until he lay lifeless in the crap filled water hole. In Mandos Sam sat there grinning "hehehe...I got stoned..."