This is really, really stupid. I wrote it during the floods a while back, in the dead of the night to distract myself from the riding death toll. However, I thought I'd throw it out anyway : D
My first song fic. It's to 'One less lonely girl' by Justin Bieber. It probably wont make sense unless you listen to the song while you read it.
Anywho, I don't own Harry Potter, or the song Lyrics to One Less Lonely Girl. And Justin, I'm not a fan mate, sorry.
Please review!
Don Sneezley stood up. He'd just returned back, after saving Larry Trotter and destroying the Horcruxe and he pulled a note from his pocket.
"Here mate. It's from Mouldemort," he said, handing Larry the crumpled piece of paper emblazoned with the Slytherin crest. As he took it, Larry realised that it was actually a McDonalds napkin, with a snake drawn onto it in a rough approximation of a dark mark.
To the boy who shouldn't have lived,
Alright, lets go.
There's gonna be one less Larry (one less Larry soon),
There's gonna be one less Larry (one less Larry soon),
There's gonna be one less Larry (one less Larry soon),
How many killing curses and bad hexes,
Dementors, have you lived through before,
How many dragon fights, be honest boy,
How many snakes you talked to before,
How many spells you cast,
That weren't Expelliarmus,
How many patronus's? but no more,
If you let me inside of your head,
There would be one less Larry now,
I killed so many other people before I killed you,
But you just lived on through,
I'm coming for you (I'm coming for you)
Noo no
Don't kill these other bloody people like I kill you,
And when you're dead in this world,
There'll be one less Larry then,
(I'm coming for you) One less Larry soon
(I'm coming for you) One less Larry soon
(I'm coming for you) One less Larry soon
There's gonna be one less Larry soon, (I'm coming for you),
I'm gonna kill you soon (I'm coming for you)
I'll show you that you're dirt (That's what I'm gonna do)
If you let me inside of your head,
There's gonna be one less Larry now,
Christmas wasn't merry, 14th of February,
I'm a Jehovah's Witness too, (Not trying to insult Jehovah's Witnesses! It just sort of fit Don't be too mad!)
How many times have we met face to face,
And you just keep living through,
How many old Dumbledore's kept you hiding now,
Tell me that you saw the ministry door,
But no more,
If you let me inside of your head,
There'll be one less Larry soon,
I killed so many other people before I killed you,
But you just lived on through,
I'm coming for you (I'm coming for you)
Noo no
Don't kill these other bloody people like I kill you,
And when you're dead in this world,
There's gonna be one less Larry now,
(I'm coming for you) One less Larry soon
(I'm coming for you) One less Larry soon
(I'm coming for you) One less Larry soon
(There's gonna be) One less Larry soon
(I'm coming for you) I'm gonna kill you first,
(I'm coming for you) I'll show you that you're dirt,
(That's what I'm gonna do)If you let me inside of your head,
There's gonna be one less Larry soon,
You can fix up your broken glasses,
I'll give you a broken arm,
I can make you bleed,
I just wanna set Larry free to die,
Free to die (free to die)
Kill you now,
For me,
My wand's so much better than yours,
I'll kill you and leave the world with one less pesky boy
There's gonna be one less Larry soon….
Love Mouldy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Larry looked up from the letter, "Hermowninny's right, I have to close my mind to Mouldemort and use occulemency."
"LARRY NOOO! THE NAMES TABOO!" Don yelled, but it was too late. The werewolf and his pack of snatchers had arrived. Jacob Black was knocking on the door…
TEAM EDWIN!