A/n: OH HOW I HATE THESE THINGS! These make me say that I own nothing...Except Juno. He is mine. And please ask if you would like to use him. But anyway. I own nothing(except Juno) but I wish I owned Rikku. Because...well we won't get into that. ANYWAY! Read Away and then Review. And if you have a flame, I'd love to here it so I can just laugh and say "You're an idiot!" ENJOY!

Chapter 1: The Baby Smells!

Juno was lying at the waters edge at Besaid village, his arms behind his head as he listened to the sound of the soft tide. His blonde hair flew freely in the wind. As he lay there, he thought to himself about the day. "Hmmm...What could I do today? I'm just going to lay here until something comes to me...I guess."

He continued to listen to the tide but nothing came to him. He was getting really bored. His eyes snapped open as he heard something coming from over by the boats. He got up quickly just in time to see a fiend running at him. It was just a coyote, so it wasn't a big deal. He pulled out his sword and slashed the small fiend and watched as it turned into many pyreflies.

Once the fiend was dead, he re-sheathed his sword and began to walk back to the village. He walked up the long bridges and through the ruins of whatever used to be there. He ran down the hill and another coyote was standing in front of him. He just continued to run and slashed right as he ran past the coyote. It burst in to pyreflies. When he got to the village he saw Lulu standing in front of her little hut and she saw him.

"Juno! Just the person I was looking for. I need a babysitter." When Juno heard this he stopped and turned around and tried to leave the village. But he turned his back on the toughest Black Mage in all of history. "STOP!" The spell hit Juno and he was stuck dead in his tracks. "Alright, alright! I'll do it!" He finally was able to move again and he walked back to Lulu's hut and watched as her and Wakka left.

He walked into the small hut and went over to the crib. "Alright you little brat, me and you most likely still don't like each other from the last time I babysat. You know, the day that you were crying so I picked you up, and once that happened you barfed all over me. So I freaked out and dropped you. Good thing I was standing over the couch. It was still a pretty hard landing...But I've learned. I'm not picking you up this time."

Vedina made an interesting face and then went back to a smile. Juno watched as the smile went to a frown. Vedina exploded into tears. Juno sat down on the couch. "Nope! It's not going to work this time...wait. Interesting face to a smile to a frown to crying means...NO!!!" Juno looked back over at the baby carriage. "That means it pooped!" Juno slowly got up and walked over to the baby carriage. He could smell it now. "No way!"

He went over to the phone and dialed a number. "Mom, can you come over to Wakka and Lu's hut? Please...The baby smells!" Rikku just said no because she wanted Juno to be a good babysitter. He thought for a little. "I got it!" "But, mom...Vedina fell out of his high chair and is just laying there." The other end of the receiver clicked.

Rikku flew into the house. "WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED!?" She looked around for a baby on the ground. "Oh wait...No, it didn't fall out of a high chair. He just pooped that's all."

"JUNO! That's not funny." Juno just looked at his mom with utter disbelief. "But mom! I'm not gay!" Rikku looked at Juno with a confused look. "What does that have to do with anything?" Juno walked over to the baby carriage where Rikku was standing. "Under that diaper is a male's butt and a male's...Happy Place. I'm not touching those!" Rikku walked out of the hut. She poked her head back in. "Juno, grow up." With that she left.

Juno looked back down at the crying baby. Vedina's face was beat red. He picked up Vedina but made sure that the baby's back was to him. Just in case his stomach didn't enjoy the food he ate earlier. He carried him over to the changing table and set him down. With one last glace, he reached for the diaper.

Well that's the end of chapter 1. I'm working on the next chapter now. Not that anyone cares. Umm....yeah...BYE!

-The writer of this Story(yeah...I'm retarded!)