Okay, just warning you, I make fun of Kitty alot in this sillyficIts not like i don't like her or anything, but she is so much fun to make fun of!!

Disclaimer: I don't own the X-men :( waah! I do own, however Aira McCarthy, my OC!!
~~Why Kitty Pryde is a Vegatarian~~

Kitty? Kitty? Where are you? Jean called out.
Up here! Kitty was up in a tree- literally!
Come down! Its dinner time and we are having guests!I can't! I'm too scared to come down!
Jean sighed. Kitty always was climbing up in trees even though she knew she would be too scared to come down! She's just like a real cat! Jean thought, then called out,
BAMF! At your service Lady Grey! Kurt said in a mock bow, What doth thou need your humble servant for?Ya, English 2.Kitty's up a tree.Oh right! And she's also up the creek without a paddle, no? I heard that joke, Jean....'
No, she really is up in a tree!
Kurt looked up the tree, and saw Kitty there, Oh! Hi Kitty!DON'T YOU HI' ME WAGNER! I HEARD YOU SAY THAT I WAS UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE WHY WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU......
Kurt looked at Jean, I'm not getting her! Why don't you see if Aira can do it? And with that he bamfed away.
Jean took another deep breath and yelled,
Aira was there in a flash, At your service Lady...Yeah, yeah, English 2, I know! Kitty's up a tree!Oh, and she's up the creek without a paddle right? We were all there when Scott told us that joke you know....No! She really is up in a tree! Aira looked up the tree, and was about to say Hi Kitty! When Kitty burst out in rage at her to.
UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE AM I??? WHEN I GET DOWN THERE.....Give her a paddle. Aira used her voice commands to make a paddle appear out of nowhere and have Jean give it to Kitty.
THATS NOT THE LEAST BIT FUNNY MCCARTHY!Strange...I thought it was...Would you please just get her down from there? Jean said in a slow whine.
Okay, but she has to promise not to hurt me! Kitty yelled from her perch high up in the tree.
All right then! Aira rubbed her hands together then placed them on the trunk of the tree, I command you tree SHAKE HER OFF YOUR BRANCHES!
The tree began to shake violently the second the voice command was issued. Kitty gave a scream and came falling off her branch. Jean used her telekinetic powers to lower her to the ground.
Uh, Aira?I thought you were going to command Kitty to climb down out of the tree!Oh where's the fun in that??


Well chapter 2 is coming up next! Aren't you wondering who is coming over for dinner? And why Scott is telling those jokes about Kitty, and well, everything about this silly story? Ah, tough! You have to wait until I think of an ending....wait! I didn't say that! (Makes Jean erase all your minds) Ah, well, later days!

Kurt BAMFS her away!
-Elf