Disclaimer: Umm…I don't own anything obviously. I'm just bored out of my mind.
The Girls Room
Sakura put her lip gloss on as she stood in front of the bathroom mirror. She looked over to Ino, who was putting on purple eye shadow.
"You look good in purple," Sakura told her sometimes friend.
"Thanks," Ino replied. Temari came in and dropped her bag. Tenten helped her pick the items up.
"Thanks Tenten," Temari said, taking the tampon.
"You're welcome," Tenten replied in a friendly manner. The bathroom door was shoved open and Tayuya and Kin had poor Lee by the arms. They took him to one of the stalls and gave him a swirley. He left looking dizzy. Not too long later Hinata came in, shocked to see so many girls there.
"Oh, umm…h-hello," she mumbled quietly. Sakura practically jumped the poor girl.
"Hey Hinata, I have a question," she said excitedly. Hinata looked confused. "Do you like Naruto?" Hinata's eyes widened and she blushed deeply. She began pressing her two index fingers together.
"Well…umm…I…" Hinata couldn't seem to get the words out. Ino decided to join in.
"Of course she does! Haven't you seen the way she stares at him?" the blond said.
"Leave her the fuck alone!" Tayuya yelled. "How would you like being pestered about your shitty love lives?"
"They're just being friendly. Hinata needs to open up some more," Temari said.
"Although it's true, they should approach the subject in a more discreet manner," Tenten chimed.
"You've been hanging around fate boy too much," Kin teased.
"W-well, I g-guess I do l-like…Naruto-kun," Hinata said. Ino squealed (bad pun). Sakura rolled her eyes.
"I'm glad you do, Hinata. Maybe you should talk to him today," Sakura suggested.
"One step at a time," Tenten said.
"Yeah, we don't want her to get overwhelmed," Temari agreed.
"Let her do whatever the hell she wants, and if she wants to talk to the boy she'll do it," Tayuya said.
"Thanks for sharing your wisdom," Kin teased.
"I have an idea! Let's do Hinata's make up!" Sakura exclaimed. Most of the girls agreed. Hinata blushed as the girls "colored her face" as Neji put it once. Most of the colors were light blue, with a bit of pink blush. Finally Sakura put a clear shade of lip-gloss on the girl, and they were done.
"You look adorable!" Ino squealed (yet again, bad pun).
"You do look nice Hinata, not that you didn't before," Tenten complimented.
"Hell will freeze over if Naruto isn't the one to talk to you!" Kin exclaimed.
"I was getting ready to say that!" Tayuya snapped.
"All this time we've been pestering Hinata, but what about you other girls?" Temari asked. "Don't you have boy toys?"
"Sasuke is not a toy," Sakura said. It had taken a while, but Sakura finally convinced him to go on a date. Ever since then he hardly left her sight.
"Yeah, right…he's probably waiting for you right now," Ino joked. Sakura rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, well, what about you and that red haired Goth?" Sakura asked. Ino blushed.
"There's nothing between us, we're just friends," Ino defended.
"My brother hardly has friends, let alone friends that are girls. He so wants you," Temari said. Ino glared at her.
"What about you? You're stalking my lazy ass of a best friend!" Ino exclaimed.
"I'm not complaining…and I'm not stalking him. We're dating."
"That's what you want to think," Ino replied. Temari turned her attention to Kin.
"Aren't you dating the lead guitarist of you and Tayuya's band?" the blond asked.
"If you mean Zaku than yes," Kin replied. "Tayuya is dating Kiba."
"K-Kiba-kun?" Hinata questioned.
"Damn you Kin! I told you not to tell!" Tayuya exclaimed.
"Kiba-kun is n-nice," Hinata said.
"That's why I'm dating the shit-head," Tayuya replied.
"Let's bug Tenten," Sakura said. "She lurves Neji!"
"I do not! He's just my friend," She defended.
"You're a bad liar. How could you not love someone that helped you get on the guys basketball team?" Temari asked.
"I…" Tenten was saved when someone came in.
"Hello ladies," Naruto said. NARUTO?
"What the hell are you doing in here?" Tayuya asked.
"I was going to ask you the same question. Shouldn't you be in the…girl's room…?" Naruto became silent. He blushed and scratched the back of his head.
"Dumb ass," Tayuya snapped. Hinata was crimson.
"Sorry, wrong room," he apologized. "Well I better go." He turned his attention to Hinata. "You look nice by the way. Blue is the color for you." He left, and Hinata fainted in Temari's arms.
"I'll take her to class," Sakura said.
"Yeah we should all get going," Kin said. All the girls said their goodbyes and left the girls room.
A/N: That was pointless and stupid, but fun. Unfortunately that's not how the girls restroom really works.