Idk if this is even a shippy thing but ok
Here you go!
tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 3:06 AM
TG: yo
TG: yoo
TG: dirky
TG: dirk i fuckin kno ur online i see the face thingie down there
TT: Roxy.
TG: dirk!
TT: Roxy, it's three in the morning.
TT: Why are you pestering me?
TG: well i just had some rly big news to tell u!
TG: ive been waitin to tell you like
TG: FOREVER
TG: but i thought id keep it a surprise
TT: Are you drunk? I can't even tell anymore, I've forgotten what you sound like when you're sober.
TG: its SUCH a coinkidink you mention that bc im not actually drunk!
TT: Oh, right, sorry.
TT: You're 'drinking'.
TT: Present tense or whatever.
TG: nooope!
TG: guess again ;)
TT: Well the only other option is that you're sober.
TT: In which case, congratulations.
TG: theres more to it than that tho
TT: Oh?
TG: yea
TG: i
TG: have been sobre
TG: for
TG: *drumrolls*
TG: ONE WHOLE MONTH
TT: Woah, what?
TG: yyep!
TG: 31 days to the hour
TT: Really? Wow, Roxy, I'm proud!
TG: thank u :)
TG: i cleaned out the liquor cabinet today
TG: kept some of the better wines
TG: yknow
TG: in memory of mom n stuff
TG: but all the shitty booze n half-finished shits all gone
TT: I...
TT: I'm actually speechless.
TG: well THATS an achievement
TG: but i get the gesture
TG: thanks dirky
TT: Anytime, Roxy.
TT: Also...
TT: Words can't say how proud I am of you.
TG: oh u
TG: *blushuus and stuff*
TT: Haha.
TT: Hey, do the others know?
TG: janeys in on it but idk if jake is
TG: imma tell him tomorrow
TT: That sounds like a great idea.
TT: Night, Roxy.
TG: night dirk
TG: 3
timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 3:39 AM
TT: 3
TT: Oh.
TT: Missed it.
TG: omg 3
timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 3:39 AM
That was silly.
Thanks for reading!