The Fanboy and Chum-Chum Incident
It started out as a typical day for Rigby. He was playing Virtual Blowjob Simulator and Mordecai walks in on him.
"Dude, are you gay?" Said Mordecai.
"No! How can I be gay when I'm playing on Straight Mode?"
"You know I've seen you play on Gay Mode before."
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Admit that you play on Gay Mode sometimes!"
"Never!"
"Then I'm going to post your sex tape with Eileen on my mother's porn site!"
"Your mom doesn't have a porn site!"
"Yes she does! It's .com
"Fine, I've played on Gay Mode before."
"That's all I needed to hear."
"I also unlocked Don and gave him some sugar if you know what I mean."
"I did not need to know that."
"Rigby, are you playing Virtual Blowjob Simulator again?" Said Benson.
"No…"
"Yes you are. I see that you've unlocked me as a character. Now virtually suck my dick or you're fired!"
Rigby virtually sucks Benson's dick and cringes while playing.
"Holy shit! I didn't think you'd actually do it!" Benson said while laughing.
"So you weren't going to fire me?"
"Fuck no! I just say that to get you to do what I want."
"Aww come on!" Said Mordecai and Rigby.
Mordecai and Rigby were cleaning the park like they usually do when suddenly they found a Fanboy and Chum-Chum DVD lying down on the ground.
"Who the fuck would leave this lying on the ground?" Said Rigby.
"Who wouldn't? It's a piece of shit!"
"Dude, this show is the shit!"
"Nah, it's just shit."
"Fuck you! It's the best thing Nickelodeon has done!"
"You need to get laid!"
"So do you!"
"Touché."