I friend of mine asked for a funny and happy fanfic. She asked because my fics don't tend to be really that happy, nearly never.
I tried, but had to goi back in time to find a timeline where a happy and funny fic would feel right.
So, this stupidity here and the succesive chapters are the result. Enjoy and have fun. It's its sole purpose.
-I-
"That's absurd", said Robin, hands on his hips, his oh-so-grown-up look upon him.
"It's not", retorted Kon'el, defending himself.
"It's too. It's like the most stupid idea you've ever had", his tone implying the super had had quite a few of them, "only raised to cube."
"Since?"
"Since the beggining?" Tried Robin.
"Yeah? Impulse thinks it's a great idea."
Robin raised his eyebrows, smiled drily and pointed to the trees, where a red blur was visible now and then.
"Ok, ok", admited Superboy, "Bad example. But it's not absurd!"
"Of course it is. Just because some nuts on TV talked about flying saucers in this area..."
"Oooh, that's it? You don't belive in aliens all of a sudden? Let me give you a list. What about Lobo, Martian Manhunter, Starfire, Superman, Golden Booster...?"
"He is from the future, you moron, not an alien. And of course I beli... I know there are alien life forms. But that doesn't mean I go on a martian chase everytime a loony talks about it in MTV"
"Why have you come, then?"
"I can't let you two on the loose and still call myself responsible."
"What's that suposed to mean?"
"What do you think?"
Superboy opened his mouth to speak, but he was too slow.
"Ivefounditdeepinthewoodstheresaspaceshipanditswreckedbutitsstillaspaceshipandivefounditinthewoods!"
The rest of Young Justice (that is, Robin and Superboy) looked at Impulse in silence for a few seconds while the speedster grinned, very proud of himself.
"Imp, please, slow down", asked Superboy.
"And make sense", begged Robin.
Bart seemed anoyed, but still took a deep breath.
"I've found a spaceship in the woods."