HELLO! This is my first try at making a fanfic in Notes on mah eye phone seis so yeah it'll be VERY short, and yes. So if you're seeing this, IT WORKED! If not, well...

Enough of the redundancy, and now to the story!

Btw it's AruAni.

I'll shut up now.

The cold steel of his rifle made him shiver, as if the wind wasn't enough. He was sitting almost completely still, as he had the past few hours, waiting for any signs of movement, yet he somehow thought it was in vain. He'd given up paying attention long ago, and had been counting as high as he could go for at least an hour.

"One hundred seventy three thousand five hundred and three, one hundred... Sixty... Seven thousand and... two... Agh, fuck it." He said as he gave up sorely.

"That's a high number, slacker." Sounded a voice behind him, followed by a hard press of metal on the back of his skull, which was accompanied by a hand over his mouth and a weight on his back.

His scream was muffled, and he nearly shit his uniform when he identified the slight Russian accent as an enemy's.

"Shshshsh child, we don't want anyone to hear, now do we? That's what I thought. Now, you're going to get me in that command bunker or it's bye-bye to your life. Got it?" His attacker said into his ear, which he noticed was female. He grunted in response, which he knew was pointless because his mouth was covered.

He slowly inched his left hand toward his pistol, it being strapped to his left hip, but was stopped as she lifted the gun from his head and moved it slightly to the left, Pointed at his hand and shot.

Luckily, it was a warning shot and boy did it warn the shit out of him.

"How about no? We can't have you alerting everyone to our presence with that pistol, now can we? You see, this is my line of work and I can't have my cover blown, so I'll let you up, but put your rifle on safety, give me any weapons on your body, put both of your hands behind your head, and stand slowly." She stood up and crunched in the snow, never losing aim on his head.

He safetied his m14, and the instant it clicked she shot a hole straight through the weapon, into the clambering system, and out the other side.

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN I REALLY LIKED THAT GUN" He yelled at her, pulling his pistol, taking advantage of her being startled by his outburst.

Before she realized it, he had shot her pistol the same as she had his rifle, and was advancing quickly.

Ok ok I'm really sorry but for the fuck of me I can't think of more story and I have no idea how to make it romancy AruAni but I might make another of these military fanfics but yeah. So long story short the rest would be "blah blah shooty shooty bang bang save feelings and then they fucked happy ever after" but I'm too tired and bleh but this seems to only be able to turn out for them to like each other after writing a fucking novel and this was meant to be short I'm rambling bye