Pink and Green Simply Just don't mixx
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these character's except Zidge, Hiss,
And the entire irkusen race.
Summary: There's a new alien on earth and she's bent on destruction no matter what she has to do (R&R, and please understand that this is my first fic so if it sucks that bad, make suggestions not mean remarks).
Author's note's: I did not want to make this a PG-13 story but since there is some cussing I kinda had to, enjoy the fic.
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The sun reflected in a newly made puddle as a little boy and a woman that looked to be his father slushed through it, and their shoe's made a shlucking sound as they stepped out of it. Mean while Zim watches this act in disgust through his newly fixed window as he eve's drops on their conversation.
"…But I want a POOP SHUSHIE!" wined the small child as they slushed through another puddle, Zim shuddered.
"No Medfield you may not have a proop slushy, you know I disapprove of you eating highly concentrated proop"
"It's POOP not proop" whined the little brat. "And I want one right now!"
"Fine Medfield you may have one when I see a pig drenched in proop fly, now would you please cease this nonsense"
At that very moment Gir flew over head on top of a big pink pig which he was drenching in Poop slushy.
"See Mommy it's a big pig drenched in poop slushy, now can I have one?"
"I said proop not poop, now come along we'll be late for church," said the woman briskly and tugged her child along in the direction of the church.
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"Hmm, Gir! Come here!" Said Zim as he continuously stroked his chin.
"Yes master?" asked the small robot.
"Gir I want to follow these filthy human dirt bags to this thing called CHURCH, and then I want you to bring back as much data as possible is that understood?"
Then Gir's eyes narrowed and turned red. "Yes master!" he replied and his little jets came out of his feet as he flew through the brand new window.
"Gir that was new!!!!!!!!!" zim cried after him angrily.
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A small pink thing fell through space as a orange thingy clung to it's back screaming in agony, or was that the pink thingy I'm not sure, soon they hit earths atmosphere and cot fire. Luckily they fell into the ocean soon after. Quickly the orange thingy's back-up rocket boosters kicked in and they speed out of the ocean and in to the nearest cliff-side.
About five hours later they made it to the top where an alien convention was being held. "Oh shit" mumbled the pink thing which I think is an alien, again I'm not sure; the orange thing began to prance around singing 'oh shit oh shit' over and over again. (Unfortunately there were small children in this crowed). "Come hiss" mumbled the pink alien to the thing we now know is a 'Hiss' whatever that is. All the people where still gawking as they began to walk away that's when the pink alien (or what ever IT is) turned around with lazar gun in hand and burned down the whole place (the people got away though), then turned and began walking in the other direction. Hiss was still about ten miles behind her with its butt planted firmly into the dirt. "Hiss what exactly you are doing?" IT questioned with its back still turned. "I'm play'n in the mud" (the other) IT screamed as it began to roll around in the dirt.
"Hiss we need to go now" IT said getting agitated.
"But I don't wanna"
"Hiss we really need to go!"
"No"
"Hiss get over here right now!"
"No no no!"
"Yes!"
"NOOOOOOO!"
"YES!!!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no!"
"Uggg!" singed the thing who was now really agitated.
"I wanna stay RIGHT here" wined the small orange piece of metal.
"Fine you stay here I'll just concur this planet on my own!"
"Awww, you're no fun." The robot sighed picking up a piece of dirt and beginning to run around with it.
"Why do I always get stuck with the crappy machinery" she (or at least I believe IT'S a she) mumbled once again beginning to walk off.
"Master wait for me!" cried the robot and chased after her.
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Have more soon,
Please r&r I really need to know what u, the readers, think! (
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these character's except Zidge, Hiss,
And the entire irkusen race.
Summary: There's a new alien on earth and she's bent on destruction no matter what she has to do (R&R, and please understand that this is my first fic so if it sucks that bad, make suggestions not mean remarks).
Author's note's: I did not want to make this a PG-13 story but since there is some cussing I kinda had to, enjoy the fic.
(
The sun reflected in a newly made puddle as a little boy and a woman that looked to be his father slushed through it, and their shoe's made a shlucking sound as they stepped out of it. Mean while Zim watches this act in disgust through his newly fixed window as he eve's drops on their conversation.
"…But I want a POOP SHUSHIE!" wined the small child as they slushed through another puddle, Zim shuddered.
"No Medfield you may not have a proop slushy, you know I disapprove of you eating highly concentrated proop"
"It's POOP not proop" whined the little brat. "And I want one right now!"
"Fine Medfield you may have one when I see a pig drenched in proop fly, now would you please cease this nonsense"
At that very moment Gir flew over head on top of a big pink pig which he was drenching in Poop slushy.
"See Mommy it's a big pig drenched in poop slushy, now can I have one?"
"I said proop not poop, now come along we'll be late for church," said the woman briskly and tugged her child along in the direction of the church.
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"Hmm, Gir! Come here!" Said Zim as he continuously stroked his chin.
"Yes master?" asked the small robot.
"Gir I want to follow these filthy human dirt bags to this thing called CHURCH, and then I want you to bring back as much data as possible is that understood?"
Then Gir's eyes narrowed and turned red. "Yes master!" he replied and his little jets came out of his feet as he flew through the brand new window.
"Gir that was new!!!!!!!!!" zim cried after him angrily.
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A small pink thing fell through space as a orange thingy clung to it's back screaming in agony, or was that the pink thingy I'm not sure, soon they hit earths atmosphere and cot fire. Luckily they fell into the ocean soon after. Quickly the orange thingy's back-up rocket boosters kicked in and they speed out of the ocean and in to the nearest cliff-side.
About five hours later they made it to the top where an alien convention was being held. "Oh shit" mumbled the pink thing which I think is an alien, again I'm not sure; the orange thing began to prance around singing 'oh shit oh shit' over and over again. (Unfortunately there were small children in this crowed). "Come hiss" mumbled the pink alien to the thing we now know is a 'Hiss' whatever that is. All the people where still gawking as they began to walk away that's when the pink alien (or what ever IT is) turned around with lazar gun in hand and burned down the whole place (the people got away though), then turned and began walking in the other direction. Hiss was still about ten miles behind her with its butt planted firmly into the dirt. "Hiss what exactly you are doing?" IT questioned with its back still turned. "I'm play'n in the mud" (the other) IT screamed as it began to roll around in the dirt.
"Hiss we need to go now" IT said getting agitated.
"But I don't wanna"
"Hiss we really need to go!"
"No"
"Hiss get over here right now!"
"No no no!"
"Yes!"
"NOOOOOOO!"
"YES!!!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no!"
"Uggg!" singed the thing who was now really agitated.
"I wanna stay RIGHT here" wined the small orange piece of metal.
"Fine you stay here I'll just concur this planet on my own!"
"Awww, you're no fun." The robot sighed picking up a piece of dirt and beginning to run around with it.
"Why do I always get stuck with the crappy machinery" she (or at least I believe IT'S a she) mumbled once again beginning to walk off.
"Master wait for me!" cried the robot and chased after her.
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Have more soon,
Please r&r I really need to know what u, the readers, think! (