Chapter 1
"Dead and Gone or So They Thought"
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
A/N This is a rewrite for the story it will make it more canonical and will help with flow. Please reread chapter 2 is on is way.
Some Base In The Middle Of Nowhere Space
"Sir the freelancer program will turn the tide of this war I ensure success "retorted Leonard Church head of project freelancer aka the "Director".
"I would disagree my Spartans have proof of effectiveness and aren't used as guns for hire. I could turn your worst soldier and make him a Spartan." Halsey states calm and collectedly...
"Calm down the both of you. I have taken both sides into account of who should will fill nobles missing stop. And this idea came to me. "Director" give up your worst soldier a complete idiot and give him or her to Dr. Halsey and if what she says is true then the Spartans will take the head of this war, but if not then you win. It's a simple wager. Is this agreeable" the man states mediating the two. Halsey smiles excepting the challenge.
"Ok then who do you pick?" The man asks the Director. Which then interns grins to himself.
'This will be easy' he thought, but he forgot one important fact.
A base in the frozen area of earth.
"Come guys don't steal that. I'll lose my job" a soldier stated as he chased the reds and the blues after a kind of successful mission of defeating the Meta at the cost of Church and Texas. They attempted to steal a ride home. But there route of escape was blocked by a warthog.
"Come man what the fuck I thought we were done here!" Tucker complains.
"Sorry for the intrusion is there a Michael J. Caboose" the man asks although there was a short pause both reds and blues and Wash immediately step aside revealing Caboose leaving him out to dry. "I guess that answers the question well your coming with me son" the man ask as he leads Caboose to the car and drove off. Caboose turns and asks "Where are we going. Is it a party?" The. The man turned and said "Boy you're going to be our new hope." What a weird name. Also I forgot to bring my birthday present for a new hope" Is what they last heard before the car drove off.
1 Years Later
"Halsey are sure you wanna send him back? He'll be great assent later."
A scientist asked
"He makes up for his short burst of stupidity. Sadly I could fix that problem. But it's time to put our little deal into play." She responds.
"We'll should we at least tell him he's not dead...wait never mind"
He asked even though knowing the answer.
"As I thought don't ruin my fun" she finished with a small smirk.
Mean While
Caboose is battling chaos, knee deep in the blood of his enemies. A soldier runs up spraying bullets in front of him and yells "Sir we need you to get the escape pods we must leave!"
"Now is everyone out" he responses.
"Yes Sir, All but me" the soldier states.
"Well it's time to end or adventure flying season" Caboose says to the ship as he shoots a brute. The soldier beside him sighed 'It never gets old', then he turned to the Spartan and said. "We'll chief wanted me to give this to you he said 'she changed her mind."
He handed the chip to him. 'She?' Is what Caboose thought. As he threw the marine into the pods and launched it. The chip fell on the floor and just then the ship turned. Caboose made a run for it and slides to grab it and put it in his helmet. He narrowly dodges plasma as he grabs a pipe as the escape pod airlock bucks under the pressure of gunfire and rips open.
Thankfully the pod is launched, but Caboose one the other hand he was sucked into space right above the planet which the blood gulch bases. 'Lucky' He thought, but He was going home.
But then a voice popped up and said "So this is the choice I made...well I hope I made a good one." "Who are you?" Caboose asked. "We'll in a nutshell, I am the chip in your head." She said. "We'll then what's your name" he asked "Cortana and we will be stuck with each other for a while" she responded as they headed towards the planet. "Should I get some glue remover?" Caboose responded.
"Oh dear" was all she said.
The noise of celebration was in the air as Tucker and even the reds were celebrating the death of their teammate.
"It's been a year since caboose was labeled KIA and it's been the best years if our lives happy anniversary everybody and prepare to suck you red bastards" Tucker states drunk beyond belief.
"Actually it was MIA" Wash corrected.
"KIA or MIA I don't give a shit" Tucker yelled.
"Don't you think it's odd that he was picked up out of the blue like that I mean who would want him" Simmons said adding his two cents.
"Shut the fuck up. Your logic hurts my brain" Griff cry's out. Soon a rumble filled the base followed by a crash.
"What the hell I was just about to get laid when...oh shit I'm get out here" Tucker calls as he looks outside. There they all saw a character in Spartan recruit armor the color of blue. Its helmet was quite outdated. "Well I'll be damned looks caught are selves a robot like the Iron Giant, but smaller…probably twice as deadly...dibs" Sarge states. "What?" Wash questions. "Dibs I ain't letting you take all this equipment and possibly the world best killing machine!" Sarge stated as kick the armor in the gut.
"Sir look at the armor I think it's a Spartan" Simmons correct.
"Even more of a reason to keep it out of dirty blue hand. With some paint hell be one of us." he bellowed. He kicks the body doesn't move. "We'll I guess the saying Spartans never die was a lie" Wash stated, but then body shot up sparks flying as the armor. Caboose looked to see his friends, but the speech module was broken. "Oh I was wrong then" he stated as he changes her mind.
Caboose gets up slowly and more sparks fly as the armor strains to operate properly. "He seem pretty bagged up maybe I should check up on him" Doc suggested as he walked forward to. Examine, but is stopped by the blues "What could you do you're not even a real doctor" Tucker states. Then suddenly Caboose starts walking to blue base limping pistol in hand no one stopping him.
"First a crazy freelancer that collects AI like an addicted does drugs and now this. A hate this cockblocking planet!" Tucker yelled at his own misfortune.
"Hey where going to I had dibs god dammit...ah forget it let's just go home dirt bags" Sarge states as the reds walk off.
Karukara Town 3 Days Later
"I gotta get ready I am gonna be late" an orange haired Shinigami stated as he got up from bed and put on his UNSC uniform. His friend where giving him a goodbye before he headed of on another mission. He left his apartment and sighed. 'It has been pretty boring after I have regained my powers I guess and now that the war is over I guess this keeps me busy' Ichigo thought as he reached his friends.
"Ichigo is here you have to tell him you love because it could be the only thing that will make him decline the mission" Tatsuki whispered to Orihime.
"C'mon Ichigo let's get something for lunch before you go" Keigo yelled before running off. Ichigo stared before following the rest of them and after they ate Ichigo got up they said their goodbyes. Then Ichigo just left and in the end Orihime never got her chance.
Base 25A65
"Man believe the war was ended in a short 3 years I guess we humans are more resilient then we thought...ah Spartan you've arrived. Your debriefing will start immediately" a man obviously high ranking greets Ichigo who in particular is wearing black Spartan armor with an EVA helmet skull engraved (curtsy of Emile) with a blue visor.
"Sir" Ichigo addressed.
"We'll allow me to start your Caboose frigate was attacked by rouge brutes near his past team the reds and blues of the freelancer company. We need you to assess the situation, recover losses and assents, but don't worry the distress was sent after all escape pods were launch and the alien corvette was destroyed we salvaged the ship and we found no life forms we just need you make sure everything checks out." He stated and then Ichigo nodded and He headed to the dock jumped into a sabre with slip space modifications. He had a mission to complete and nothing would hold him back.
But he didn't know the reds and blues…..
…..And wash
Valhalla 2 Days
"Man this sucks kicked out of house and home. Just so a big guy can repair some stupid armor. I never even seen his or her still prayen's face" Tucker stated.
"Wow the self-proclaimed seducer of all women can't tell the difference between a boy or a girl plus he did say its helmets on "Griff stated.
"Whats with It"Wash asked. Griff turned to him eye brow cocked upward (But wearing a helmet you can't see that) and said.
"Whaddya mean it!"
"It's belittling" Wash retorted.
"It's gender neutral" Griff snaps back.
"Do you even know what that means" Simmons jumps in.
"Fuck Off and don't need your shit nor do I need the shit from a morally obliged assassin that murdered people for a LIVING! See the contradiction there." was all Griff says and he walked off.
"Touche" Wash responded
"Never knew he was capable of such speech" Simmons stated. Then Sarge popped his head after listening in.
"The dirt bag can speak" Sarge said taking another to common jab at Griff.
A Fuck You could be heard in the background.
"Uh Guys I think something big is coming" Griff called out to the gang
"What gave you that idea?" Simmons asked sarcastically
"Well I usually know to pull out before trouble happens" Griff replies.
"So do I bow chichi a bow...What the fuck." Tucker said before he was cut off.
RUMBLE,RUMBLE
"Son of a bitch" Griff yelled,
"Son of a bitch" Tucker said coming in second.
"Son of a bitch" the rest all said and the rumbling ceased. They all went outside and saw a Saber near where the Spartan landed. The blue immediately ran knowing this could be there way of planet. Once they arrived the reds arrived shortly after.
"A ship dibs, it's a fucking, you know called that right" Tucker yells while switching between his sentence and stating claim. Then the hatch opens to the cockpit and a human with black armor katana attached to his back, battle rife in handed, and a pistol attached to his hip as a secondary.
"Who the fuck are you" Tucker asked.
"Spartan REPR call me Grim" Ichigo stated as he hopped down from the vs hike then locking it.
"We'll so you're the GrimREPR well that's not menacing at all hehehe" Tucker stated sweat appearing on face behind the mask. Ichigo scanned the area zooming in one the base where noise of a blow torch is emanating from a heads over.
Blue Base
"So I guess the UNSC find me a valuable asset" Caboose stated.
"Of course, but I came here to assess the situation. But in all honesty choose this mission to check up on a friend" Ichigo said with a smirk on his face through the door and then it opened revealing a soldier hard at work.
"Seriously how did you let them know you weren't dead" Ichigo asked.
"I have ways" was the only response he got. A blue light flickered next him.
"Hmm a new toy" Cortana said, but her thought of gaining a new playing where squandered by a comment of a new character.
"Sorry Cortana but that gaps been filled" a chibi red-Urahara AI popped up and retorted. Caboose got up to face his friend and comrade.
"We'll welcome to my old base " Caboose stated in response. Ichigo sighed.
"Somethings never change and most of those things I don't miss about you."
"And what's that" Caboose cheekily responded
"Shut up" Was all Ichigo said.
To Be Continued
Well this is a Bleach X Redvsblue X ? I don't know what the bird will be but I know one thing it either guilty crown or soul eater or Rosario + vampire you choose (This no longer applies I have decided). Also Caboose will be different due to training he will switch between battle hardened soldier and well Caboose. Chapter 2 is 75% done.
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