It starts with a pink haired fairy sitting in a chair with a half sad half disturbed look on her face and a green haired fairy standing, eyeing her. The pink haired fairy begins to speak:
"Cosmo, I have to tell you something….."
"What is it sugar lump?"
"I don't know how to say this but… I'm pregnant."
"What? Wanda, But how… I, I don't under… I mean… What do you mean you're pregnant?"
"I mean I'm going to get really fat and then I'm going to have a baby."
"I know what pregnant means. I just don't… how could… we never… How could you be pregnant?"
Wanda looked down at her knees. Cosmo looked down at Wanda and gasped "Oh my god. I'm not the father." Wanda looked up at Cosmo with tears in her eyes and nodded her head slightly indicating he was correct. Cosmo didn't say any thing for a few minutes he just stood there letting every thing sink in. Then finally realizing the situation he was in, he banged his fist on Timmy's bed side table and again grew silent. Finally he asked "Who's the father?" Wanda mumbled something but it wasn't a name.
"I said, who's the father?"
"I'd rather not say,"
"Who's the father?"
"You don't want to know,"
"Damnit, tell me who the father is woman!"
Wanda looked up at Cosmo in surprise, he almost never used bad language and he had never once called Wanda "Woman". "Juandisimo," she whispered. Cosmo hung his head with a shameful look on his face. "I'm going out. I need to think" Cosmo said in a mono tone, and left.
