HEY! Okay, so this is pretty much EXACTLY like Ouran High School Host Club but South Park! The characters are:

The twins = Stan (karou) and Craig (hikaru)
Tamaki = Kenny
Kyoya = Cartman
Honey = Tweek
Mori = Token
Haruhi = Fem!Kyle

But we dont know that kyles a female. yet... hahaha so ya. enjoy part 1!

I DONT OWN SOUTH PARK OR OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

Kyle sighed and closed the library door. Why were all 4 library so loud? All the poor ginger wanted was a quiet place to study.

Kyle started to walk away. All rich people seemed to think school was just a way to hang out with your friends. The boy hadnt worked so hard to get into this school to fail his test. He needed to study.

He wandered around until he noticed a room. He adjusted his glasses slightly and looked at the sign which said "Music Room #3".

"An abounded music room?" He said to him self. "Well... I guess this will do." He grabbed the door and pushed it open stepping inside.

"Welcome." Six voices said in unison.

Kyle looked up in shock. He wasn't expecting any one to be in the room. Especially not six... well decently attractive men.

OH NO. This most have been the host club he had heard all about from girls.

"I-is this a host club?" He asked shakly as he backed up, his back making contact with the now closed door.

"Oh wow it's a boy!" To boys said at the same time. These two MUST be twins. They looked exactly the same. Booth having black hair, blue eyes, the same height and booth skinny.

"Stan. Craig." Another boy said, eyeing Kyle like all the other boys were. This one was on the chubby side, but not to the point it made him un-attractive. He had brown hair and brown eyes. "I believe this young man is in the same class as you?" He looked at the two raven haired boys.

"Ya. But he's shy. He doesn't act very social so we don't know much about him." They booth said at the same time, looking at the other and shrugging at the same time as well.

The boy with brown hair smirked. "Well that wasn't very nice." He looked back at Kyle. "Welcome to the South Park host club, Mr. honors student."

Suddenly a boy with blond hair spoke up. "What? You must be Kyle Broflovski. Youre that honors student we've heard of!"

Kyle, who had been trying to attempt an escape, turned around to look at the blonde. "How did you know my name?" He asked quietly.

"Why, you're pretty well known. It's not every day that a commoner gains entrance into our academy. You must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as an honor student, Mr. Broflovski." The chubby one said with a small smirk.

Kyle was chewing on the inside of his cheek while the other boy talked. "Well ah- thank you. I guess." He said quietly once the other had finished.

Suddenly the tall blonde one had put his arm on kyles shoulder. "You're welcome. You are a hero to other poor people, Broflovski. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an élite private academy."

Kyle moved away from the others touch and started to scoot away, but the blonde followed and continued talking. "It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others."

"I think you're taking this poor thing too far." Kyle mumbled as he still tried to move away from the other.

"Spurned, neglected." The tall blonde continued, probably not hearing what Kyle had said. "But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you, poor man, to our world of beauty!

Kyle sighed and headed for the door. "I'm outta here."

But suddenly his arm was grabbed. "Hey! Come back here Kyle!" A small blonde said. He was really... REALLY short. He had insane blonde hair that stood up in every direction. He had a huge, childish smile on his freckled face. "You must be like a super hero or something! That's so cool!"

"I'm not a hero. I'm an honor student." Kyle said as calmly as he could manage. "OKAY!?" He yelled, unsure why he was angry. Oh right, he was supposed to be studying.

The small blonde ran away once kyle had yelled. He hid behind A one of the raven haired boys.

The tall blonde smirked and leaned against the wall slightly. "I never would have imagined the famous scholar would be so openly gay."

Kyle blushed. "Openly what?" He asked. Where the hell did that come from?

"So tell me what kind of guys you're into!" The tall blonde said with a smile. "Are you into the strong, silent type?" He gestured to a tall, black man who was handing the short blonde a stuff... coffee mug plush?

"The boy lolita?" The tall blonde continued, now gesturing the the smaller blonde who was holding the plush and giggling happily.

"How about the mischievous type?" He gestured to the two he had called Stan and Craig, whose arms were linked.

"Or the cool type?" He asked and gestured to the chubby one who smirked slightly.

"I uh..." The flustered ginger started to back away. "I-It's not like that! I was just looking for a quiet place to study!"

"Or maybe..." The tall blonde stepped closer, putting his hand under Kyles chin and bringing their faces closer. "You're into a guy like me... What do you say?"

Kyle made a small noise and stepped back quickly, accidentally bumping into something. He turned and gasped as he saw a fancy looking vase falling. He tried to reach out and catch it but he failed. It fell to the floor and shattered.

"Awww..." The two raven hair boys said at the same time in disappointment.

"We were going to feature that Renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction." The one with the slightly raspy voice said.

"Oh now you've done it, commoner. The bidding on that vase was supposed to start at 90,000 dollars!" The other said.

"What!? 90,000 dollars!" Kyle practically squeaked. He started to mumble out some math stuff. Then he looked at the two. "Uh.. im gonna... have to pay you back..."

"With what money?" They asked in unison. "You can't even afford a school uniform."

"What's with that grubby outfit you've got on anyway?" The one with the none raspy voice asked.

"Well, what do you think we should do, Kenny?" The chubby one asked as he picked up some glass before Kyle had a chance to explain the slightly baggy outfit he was wearing.

The tall blonde, who was apparently named Kenny, started to walk to a chair. "There's a famous saying you may have heard, Broflovski." He sat in the chair and crossed his legs. "When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do." He smirked and looked into Kyles eyes, which were hidden behind his glasses.

"Since you have no money, you can pay with your body." Kenny continued. "That means, starting today, you are the host club's dog."

Kyles face heated up and he froze. His mid was racing. What is that suppose to mean!?

He was so lost in his thoughts he hadn't noticed the other boys waving their hands in front of his face to try to get his attention. He still didn't respond when the small blonde poked him and caused him to fall over.

So I'll pick up from here next time! Yay! R&R please!