Blues is a drunk, Roll is hot, Zero tries to be funny, and a brown Metool is the author. Where can you find a fanfiction like this? Right here on The Daily Show with Albert Wily. Read and Review as well as ask a couple questions for the characters! Leave a description of what you would look like as a Rockman character.

"Hello folks and welcome to The Daily Show with me, Albert Wily. Today we have a Maverick hunter, former maid bot, and a once glorious fighter." Dr. Wily announced as he looked at the camera. "Here is our first guest, Blues!" Shouted Wily as Blues stumbled on stage. "You slimy bastards! Get your hands out of my ear lobe! THIS BOOZE ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH! THE KILLER CIGAR HASN'T COME BACK!" Hiccuping, Blues somehow managed to stumble over by Wily. "Uh... have a seat on one of the chairs please." A confused Wily said. "Right. The chair... AH CANNOOT SEE WOR MEH CAIR EES!" Ranted the drunken robot as he ran about the stage then sat on a round brown thing. "PIG FACED MOTHER (Censored)! GET THE (Censored) OFF ME YOU (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) FUCKING PIECE OF WHORE CRAP!" The small brown Metool with an E on his helmet bursted out loud. "Sorry folks, our censor machine broke after the eighth cuss word." Wily blushed.

Wily quickly read over some reports. "So Blues, people are wondering if your last name is Light. Tell us about your histor-... Blues?" The scientist stopped. Blues was gazing at Wily's eyes then finally reacted. "Babe... I could ride you like a roller coaster all da-" The robot passed out and flipped off his chair before he could finish. "...Lets bring out our next guest... Rockman!" The Light bot came on stage with a half done rubix cube. As he calmly sat down Wily tapped his finger impatiently. All of a sudden Rockman thrusted his cube into the air. "I FINALLY DID IT! FORTE SAID I WAS TOO STUPID BUT NOOO! TAKE THAT YOU FIN HEADED (Cenzored)!" Randomly shouted the blue robot. "Again, sorry for that censor. It's still being repaired." Wily said as he glared off stage to the brown Metool. "PISS OFF! I'M WORKING OUT THE BUGS YOU BALDING SKANK!" It shouted as it walked off to continue working on it.

"Brace yourselves men, the next guess will make your pants seem small." Wily warned. Rockman was too stupid to notice a sexy Roll walk on stage. She was wearing an orange tank top, tight leather pants, and black high heels. She had a red lipstick on and her hair was cut to her neck. "Any cute guys around here?" Roll asked as she checked the audience. "These scissors are also for in bed! Pick me! Pick me!" A desperate Cutman shouted. Roll was about to pick him before the Metool said to Wily, "Damn man. 'Bout time that you got a wicked guest..." Roll bent down to the Metool. "Aren't you the sexiest little thing?" She commented as the little Metool just stared down her shirt. Roll picked him up and walked off stage. "Shazam mother fuckers!" The Metool shouted as he disappeared off stage with Roll.

The day before the next show...

The Metool walked up to Wily in the scientist's mansion. "Polls are in." It said boredly, with a hickey still visible on its brown body. "How well did I do?" Wily asked impatiently. With a quick glance, the Metool bursted out laughing. "FUCKING 31 VOTES! HAHA! YOU SUCK WILY!" It shouted as he rolled around on the floor. Wily was horrified to see that the Metool was right. He did get 31 votes. Roll got 536, Blues got 137, Rockman had 72 votes, the Metool had 521, and for some reason, Cutman got 3 votes.

We need a name for the Metool. Vote on one of these in your reviews.

Metty (Roll's pet name for him)

Pedro

Kelbar

Bob

Dael