Ichigo was lying on his bed, there was nothing to do, no one was home, so he decided to sleep.
"KING GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!"
" stupid hollow" Ichigo thought to him self, he just wanted some sleep, so he tried to go to sleep aging.
"AHHH! KING HELP ME THE HIPPIE'S AFTER ME!"
"what?" Ichigo was confused now so he decided to diteriulize into his inner world.
But when he saw was indescribable, zangetsu was running after hichigo, trying to hit him with what seemed to be a long pole, and hichigo was running for his life.
"...the Hell?"
"TOOK YOU LONG 'NUFF TELL TIS HIPPIE TO STOP!"
"zangetsu! What the hell did he do this time!"
"first evrytime he saw me he would say "dun dun dun the pole of doom!" and then he keep asking me if i wanted any coffee, then he wouldn't stop running around in circles while jumping up and down, then he was ranting about some one named "Edward" saying "vampires don't fucking sparkle they burn you fag i hope this girl dies she just had to piss on all god vampire books" then he took my sunglasses five times running around like a idiot, then i saw him with a shit lode of candy then wile i was standing on my pole he cut it and then i landed in super super glue he got and was stuck for 3 hours"
"O_O...holy shit"
"KING KING I FOUND A CAFE IN HERE AND A CANDY STORE, BUT I FOUND THIS EVIL BOOK! AND I THINK THIS GIRL'S NAME ON THE COVER IS THE ONE BEHIND IT! SHE MIGHT BE IN IT WITH AGAIN! SHE'S EEVVIILLLL SHE SAID VAMPIRE'S SPARKLE IS THAT TRUE? CUZ I THOUGH DAT VAMPIRES BURN IN DA SUN LIGHT KING!, OH DO U WANT SUM COFFEE?"
"...the fuck is wrong with you?"
"by the way Ichigo"
"wh-" then zangetsu punched him in the face..Hard... And sent him flying about 8 feet
"THAT'S FOR PUTTING A CANDY STORE IN HERE AND CAFFEINE AND THAT BOOK! AND I SWEAR IF I SEEN ONE THING JUSTIN BIBER I WITH BEAT YOU TILL YOU PASS OUT WITH MY POLE OF DOOM!"
"...well Have fun with that hes your problem" then ichigo leaved thinking it was over but then he heard in his head
" NO! YOU'RE POLE OF DOOM WILL NEVA CATCH-"
but then it went silence,,,,,,,
"oh great he had a sugar crash"
"oh gosh this will be a long day" Ichigo singed and went to go get something that doesn't have caffeine or sugar in it.