101 Ways to Get Expelled From Hogwarts

by MyTeenageDream

Pretty much self-explanatory. The newest edition to my 101 Ways lists

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So this is the my new 101 Ways list, 101 Ways to Get Expelled From Hogwarts. I know there are a lot of lists like this online, but I tried to avoid using the ones that I found. I am currently taking suggestions, as I am not done creating the list (I have about 55).

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1) Burst into song in the middle of class
2) Burst into Thriller in the middle of class
3) Make sure you do the dance
4) Ask Snape if he will be your date to the Yule Ball
5) Cry when he harshly rejects you
6) Blow you nose into his robes
7) Scream "Ferret face!" in Draco Malfoy's ear at random times, preferably three to four times a day
8) Kick random first years
9) Next time Draco and Harry are fighting, scream "SEXUAL TENSION!"
10) When they try to kill you, add, "Just fuck already!"