(A/N) This is a very family-like humoristic fanfiction about Bowser, his kids, and trying to win a lottery just to let y'all know if I don't tell you in the summary. I don't own the koopalings or Junior or Bowser or the troops.

Bowser's Last Lottery Shot

Bowser was sitting on his cherry red couch with his 8 children beside him. He was sipping some Sprite at the moment.

"Ugh... dad...?" Bowser jr groaned as he tugged Bowser's shirt.

"Yes son?" Bowser asked in a confused look while his head was tilted.

"When can I go back to my playroom?"

"After the lottery numbers come on..."

Bowser jr sighed as he slumped more onto the floor. The lottery man came on the tv screen and announced the numbers of the day. After that, Bowser paused the tv.

"Wow... the man really thinks he can win another stack of cash does he?" Iggy laughed with his arms crossed.

"Apparently." Lemmy mumbled as he got up from the couch, jumped onto his ball, and rolled upstairs to his room.

Bowser got up from the couch, grabbed a pen and a notepad, and sat back down as he started to write the numbers. Bowser looked down at Junior and glared.

"What?" Bowser jr questioned as he scooted towards Ludwig.

Ludwig sighed and leaned close to Junior's ear.

"Junior... get ze ticket and he vill stop looking at you like zat." Ludwig whispered as he leaned back from Junior.

Bowser jr sighed again and pulled Bowser's lottery ticket from out Bowser's jeans and gave it to him.

"Thank you son." Bowser said while grinning annonyedly at his son.

"No problem." Bowser jr groaned.

Bowser stared at the lottery ticket and then at the notepad and then smiled warmly. He unpaused the tv for Larry to watch porn I guess and he ran out the castle with the notepad in one hand and the ticket in the another. Bowser ran to the nearest gas station, opened the door, and slammed his notepad and ticket on the counter.

"Check my ticket, PLEASE!" Bowser roared happily with the Koopa troopa staring afraidly while scaning the ticket.

There was a long silence until Bowser spoke again.

"Did I win?"

The Koopa troopa nodded and several another Koopa troopas, Bob-ombs, and other troops congrats'd him.

"We will give you your check tomorrow, your nastiness." A bob-omb said.

"THANK YOU!" Bowser cheered as he ran out the station.

{~TIME SKIP~}

It is 2:34 pm and Bowser as usual was sipping on some soda. He was watching the news when his doorbell ran. He got up from the couch and opened the door to see his check and a huge bag of a million coins. Bowser couldn't help but gasp happily.

"Is this for me?" Bowser happily but sacasticly asked.

"Yes your nastiness this is for you!" A koopa troopa and a para-troopa cheered.

Bowser toke the bag of coins and the check and slams the castle doors while grinning joyfully.

(A/N) Larry watchs porn? I just heard that or saw that on a picture lol XD.