Disclaimer: I don't own any characters of Skyrim nor do I own Volkswagen

Hi everyone! I decided to write a skyrim hi skewl satory from my favrit characta, odahviig's, point of vue.

Alduin was smokin alcohol, I cud smell it wif my rly strong dragen scenses. It mayd me rly sad becos he used to b my best frend wen we were hatchling bby dragens, but then he turned into a bash up prsn. He let me b in him gang evan tho I cud tell he thort I was a losar, I cud smell his thoughts. I new that he must nevar find out what I am secratly….

A crossdresser!

I luvved fashion outfits but I knew alduin wud mayk fun of me. My favrit shop is radient renmaint in Solitude but the eleves there rly hate me becos im a dragen and knock off all the things, they called me fat : (

Flashbuck:

I squueesed thru the doors of raidnett raimint, I saw the window displays thye were so fabulous. I saw 2 elves at the counter, they were luukin at me rly angerly even tho I hadent dun anything yet. Im used to ppl bean anger wif me though, becus im a dragen and thety don't like dragens in skyrim becos we burn down villages sumtimes even tho im nice and don't burn fings on purples. Omg I accidentally made the door frame fall off, oops the elves glared at me wif eyes that pierced like wen u accidentally stab urself wif a stapler. I warked into to the sorte to buy a dress, it was rly prity and vintage it had flowers on it. Oops I knoced over everyfing and smashed a window wif my tail.
"omg GET OUT u stUPIT DRAGOIN" showted at me one of the elves.
I opened my mowth to apopalgise except I hat the hiccups from drinkin some lemonade I bort at the winkin skeever and sum fiar came out and burnt the prity dress.
"OH EM GEE U STUPIT DRAGIN NO1 LIKES U STOP BURNIN STUFF N GET OUT!'
Omg I left, I was so upset, I wented to the winkingg skeeevr and cried. The ownar, Corpulus asked whats wrong, n I told him the story.
"the elves are pritty meen but they sure do sell fabulous clothes!' said corpseulus.

"omg odahviig wut r u doin, look a prsn is comin down the street we have to bash them up!" I luuked down the street n saw a gurl wif red hare n blue eyes and fabulous clothes, I was so jelus.
"lets not bashup, it will be a bad first impress," I warninged Alduin.
"Odervvig you such a loser," insulted me Alduon. Omg he was so meen 2 me.
Wenn the girl had wlaked away, I decided to confront aldewin once and fur all. "ok aldion I am sick of u bean meen, we were like besties then you started bein a bashup and smoking alcohol and its makin me reel sad, ur always bullyin ppl at skewl and im sick of it."
The othar hang members look surpsied, no1 had sed anyfin meen to alduin be4.
"lol that's cus ur a loser," meanied Alduin.
The offar gang members laughe at me, I was so mad. I grabbed a hairdryer wif fire comin out and burnt them all and they died (not rly) and I ran away to skewl.

That day aftar skool I flew to solitude super fast cos im a dragon so I can fly rly fast, and wented to the wanking skeever for advice from coprulus.
"U shud admit that ur a crossdresser cos ur strong enough to put up wif aldawin bullyin u and its his problem if he carnt accept u for who you are"
But I dident want aldin to know yet, I decided to tell some1 else so I cud mayk a plot against alduin.

The next day I waited outside the jim for Hildreannaleena, the totes dragonborn cos I knew she was prophecy foretell to beet alduin in a fite.
"hi" I sed frienderly.
She told me to go away cos I was a membrane of alduin gangplank, but I admitted to crossdresser. Uh NO aduin was standin rght behind me, bein racist to crossdressers! omg he made evryone naked becos I quit him gang.

One wek later

I wos so glad that I quit his gang. Omg I was wearin fashen outfits everywhere, they were the best and Hildreannaleena was my new best friend. Everyone was reely jellus becos my fashen owtfits were the best. Uh oh a gurl called Alleterialerianavaleria walked up to me. The look in her blonde eyes cud only meen trubbel. Her poity high elf ears sed
"How dare u outfashionable me! I put a curse on u so you can never wear a prity clothes again!" she cast a spell, elfs are rly good at magical. Oh no my fabulous sparkly dress had turned ugely and looked like a dog poo. I cried, and then Ms. Hlaalu the alchemy teacher stole my teers cos they were valuable dragon tears, which made me rly fury. I cudent believe how ugly I looked in this dress so I tore it off
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NAKE!" screamed a gurl, but its ok for a dragon to be nuded.
"I AM A DRAGEN ITS OK" I sedded.
"Oh lol"

I hat to find a way to brake the curse! Suddenly alduin came runnin in and said he wanted to tork in private, I was suspectious of him but I agreed
"Odahviig I am secretly jellus of you for bein good fashen, I wanted to be a model always but my dad wudent let me incase I got pregnant from the cameras. Anyway I was so jelly that I wented to the model place to get picters of my designer volkswaggen jackes, and NOW IM PREGGGERNET!

Omg thanks for reed, and especially thanks to Maximsk for the idea abowt radient rainment bein Alduins favrit store
sorry about this story seemed rly srs and deep compared to usually skyrim high i fink, the next chapter will be more happier