Harry Potter and the Chamber of Extras
Intro: The Longmead Ladies are three girls (Jessica, Amanda and Diana) who live on the same street called Longmead Court, hence the name. Now, onto the fic.
*
"Pass the Lucky Charms," Jessica gurgled, and Diana shoved them across the table. Amanda glanced over at the box.
"Coolness, it's got wizard hat marshmallows," she observed.
Jessica rolled her eyes. "Oh good Lord," she glugged, and turned to Diana. "WHY did you have to get the Harry Potter Lucky Charms? You've gotten Amanda started." Diana shrugged. "Dumb blonde."
"AM NOT!" Diana shrieked, hurling her spoon at Jessica's face. She ducked and it crashed into Diana's dog Flash, who sniffed it.
"A spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?" Amanda recited.
"AHHHHHH! DIANA!" Jessica screamed, her face reddening in anger.
As the two Longmead Ladies fought, the third opened the Lucky Charms box. "Heh heh," Amanda snickered, digging her hand into it and pulling out a few wizard hat marshmallows. As she munched, she unconsciously began reading the side of the box. "You can win the part of an extra in the new movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," she read, and her hazel eyes widened interestedly. "Ooohh..." She wondered why her 'friends' weren't moaning at her discovery, and then noticed it was because they were both knocked out on the kitchen floor. "Idiots," she muttered. Just for the heck of it, she peered into the box, and her jaw dropped. "Wah-we-WE WON!" she cried, leaping up from her chair and dancing madly around the kitchen, trodding on her 'friends.'
"OWW!" Jessica and Diana groaned. "GEROFF!"
"I'm gonna be in HP! I get to meet Snapey!" Amanda gloated, waving her spoon about triumphantly. "Gonna be in HPeeeee, get to meet Snapeeeeeeeeey..."
"Good Lord," Jessica said again, clutching her trampled stomach.
*
Once Amanda had calmed down (which took about an hour), the three had another look at the cereal box.
"Okay, the winner can bring two friends--" Jessica read boredly.
"I ELECT YOU TWO!" Amanda howled, her eyes still glittering insanely.
"Duh," Jessica and Diana grunted together.
"You have to call this number-the Hogwarts Hotline? Oh dear..." Diana murmured, shaking her head of blonde hair sadly.
"Ugher, ya know, maybe I should bring two Rickmaniacs instead. They'd sure appreciate this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet Alan Rickman," Amanda said, flicking a Lucky Charm off the table.
"Ohhhh no," Diana hissed. "This is MY cereal box. If anyone at ALL gets to be in this, it's me." The two turned to Jessica for her opinion.
Jessica gave them a very blank look. "Let's just call the hotline," she muttered.
"Stupid Miss Swiss," Amanda spat, grabbing up the phone and dialing the number on the box.
"Uh, hullo?" said a very sleepy voice on the other end.
"We've won the--" Amanda started, then stopped when Jessica nudged her in the arm.
"BE BRITISH," she hissed.
"We're won tha 'Arry Potta extras contest," Amanda said again, grinning.
"Uh-huh...and I'M Alan Rickman...SURE ya did. Tha's wot they all say."
"NO! I SWEAR I DID!" Amanda screamed, breaking back into American. She grabbed the box and read the winner announcement off to him.
There was a long silence on the other end and then a "BLIMEEEEEEY! Tha's right! Yeh WON!" there was another silence and then a "Wow! Wait a minute-lemme get a pen--" There was a loud staticy scramble and then the man said, "Right, what's your address?" Amanda told him. He said congrats and hung up.
"I guess he didn't care you were American," Diana observed, as Jessica and Amanda beamed like two fools. "But maybe Chris Columbus might..."
"Shut up, Di," Jessica commanded. "You're spoiling our special moment."
Intro: The Longmead Ladies are three girls (Jessica, Amanda and Diana) who live on the same street called Longmead Court, hence the name. Now, onto the fic.
*
"Pass the Lucky Charms," Jessica gurgled, and Diana shoved them across the table. Amanda glanced over at the box.
"Coolness, it's got wizard hat marshmallows," she observed.
Jessica rolled her eyes. "Oh good Lord," she glugged, and turned to Diana. "WHY did you have to get the Harry Potter Lucky Charms? You've gotten Amanda started." Diana shrugged. "Dumb blonde."
"AM NOT!" Diana shrieked, hurling her spoon at Jessica's face. She ducked and it crashed into Diana's dog Flash, who sniffed it.
"A spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?" Amanda recited.
"AHHHHHH! DIANA!" Jessica screamed, her face reddening in anger.
As the two Longmead Ladies fought, the third opened the Lucky Charms box. "Heh heh," Amanda snickered, digging her hand into it and pulling out a few wizard hat marshmallows. As she munched, she unconsciously began reading the side of the box. "You can win the part of an extra in the new movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," she read, and her hazel eyes widened interestedly. "Ooohh..." She wondered why her 'friends' weren't moaning at her discovery, and then noticed it was because they were both knocked out on the kitchen floor. "Idiots," she muttered. Just for the heck of it, she peered into the box, and her jaw dropped. "Wah-we-WE WON!" she cried, leaping up from her chair and dancing madly around the kitchen, trodding on her 'friends.'
"OWW!" Jessica and Diana groaned. "GEROFF!"
"I'm gonna be in HP! I get to meet Snapey!" Amanda gloated, waving her spoon about triumphantly. "Gonna be in HPeeeee, get to meet Snapeeeeeeeeey..."
"Good Lord," Jessica said again, clutching her trampled stomach.
*
Once Amanda had calmed down (which took about an hour), the three had another look at the cereal box.
"Okay, the winner can bring two friends--" Jessica read boredly.
"I ELECT YOU TWO!" Amanda howled, her eyes still glittering insanely.
"Duh," Jessica and Diana grunted together.
"You have to call this number-the Hogwarts Hotline? Oh dear..." Diana murmured, shaking her head of blonde hair sadly.
"Ugher, ya know, maybe I should bring two Rickmaniacs instead. They'd sure appreciate this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet Alan Rickman," Amanda said, flicking a Lucky Charm off the table.
"Ohhhh no," Diana hissed. "This is MY cereal box. If anyone at ALL gets to be in this, it's me." The two turned to Jessica for her opinion.
Jessica gave them a very blank look. "Let's just call the hotline," she muttered.
"Stupid Miss Swiss," Amanda spat, grabbing up the phone and dialing the number on the box.
"Uh, hullo?" said a very sleepy voice on the other end.
"We've won the--" Amanda started, then stopped when Jessica nudged her in the arm.
"BE BRITISH," she hissed.
"We're won tha 'Arry Potta extras contest," Amanda said again, grinning.
"Uh-huh...and I'M Alan Rickman...SURE ya did. Tha's wot they all say."
"NO! I SWEAR I DID!" Amanda screamed, breaking back into American. She grabbed the box and read the winner announcement off to him.
There was a long silence on the other end and then a "BLIMEEEEEEY! Tha's right! Yeh WON!" there was another silence and then a "Wow! Wait a minute-lemme get a pen--" There was a loud staticy scramble and then the man said, "Right, what's your address?" Amanda told him. He said congrats and hung up.
"I guess he didn't care you were American," Diana observed, as Jessica and Amanda beamed like two fools. "But maybe Chris Columbus might..."
"Shut up, Di," Jessica commanded. "You're spoiling our special moment."