Harry potter woke up in the morning, having a major hangover.
"Ooooooohhhhh" he moaned groggily.
Suddenly, he heard a weird weird sound..it sounded kinda like
"hanchimumu."
"eeehh?"
a bright purple being came into view.
It had a little leaf on it's head and it was stark naked. Only it didn't have a thingaling(nudge nudge)
Harry: Wha…..?!
Purple thing: jingamenamerni facurni popotoot…..hewhewhewhewhewhewhew!
Harry:…..
Purple thing pokes at him with a spear.
Harry: Quit it!
Purple thing: ogggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!(runs away and hides behind its spear)
Harry(dramactically sayz): What do you want from me?
Suddenly, VenusDeOmnipotent(dass me) appears out of a plothole.
Venus:newkipookee!!!!!!what do you think you're doing to poor harry!
An angel floats down from the sky, " tis me! Egyptian Cat Eyes!"
Venus: Look at newkipooke! He didn't wear his leaf!
Egypt:Gasp!
Newkipookee: ooookaaaaassssshhhk ! Me ne lama kat sinilini(a/n inside joke there)
Harry: you speak emglish?!?!??!?!?oh jeez…
Newkipookee: I never said I could not!!!(matter of factly) you assumed I couldn't!
A pink and purple vortex appears in the fire place.
Newkipookee: loookie jookie nanga mingku grien paparushu, jerfka yummy! Translation….we better be leaving.
Venus: foop foop foop foop
(both writers dissapear)
Harry:……aw shit..i'm being led on by a riibena berry.
Newkipookee: lamka hancimumu qroiyap* grabs the scruff of harry's neck, pulling him into the vortex.
SHWOOOOP
Ribena Berries:BOO!
Two ribena's were holding up a sign "Harry We're Pregnant!"
Then another two were screaming on the top of their lungs "HARRY WELCOME TO RIBENALAND!!!!!"
Egypt: Harry darling! Welcome, we, the crazy writers (dramatic chord)of this fic ,decided you really need a vacation from dat ridiculous dumbo girl, whats her name? Oh yes…Hermoniny
Harry: WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?
Newkipookee: (pokes harry again) Shaddup
Harry realizes he was no more in Hogwarts and this newkiepookee character has a really high pitched voice,.which pissed him off
Harry: * draws back his foot and kicks Newkipookee into the air*:HAH!!
Venus:*pulling an Obi-Wan* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry notices that some of the ribenas' were jumping into a little bottle, probably sacrificing themselves.
There was a little tap at the bottom, little baby ribena's lining up to drink a reddish liquid.
A/n: If you haven't heard of Ribena the drink, here's what's happenning, I was watching the tube when a commercial poped up, there were these purple little berries that was jumping into this huge ribena bottle, and other ribenas' drinking Ribena, cannibalism I tell you!
Disclamer: We do not own Harry Potter, Or the Ribenas , just our silly plot.
A/N: Please review, we know its pointless, we are just two bored gurls, stuck at home. More to come……We PROMISE!