Hey everybody, this is UntoldStoriesTold. Just to let you know that this fic takes place after ROTI and overwrites everything that happens in All-Stars and Pahkitew Island (Meaning they don't exist here). This story is also a collaboration with fellow fanfic writer WafflesTheApprentice, so check him out too (Shameless plug-in is shameless).

Just a disclaimer, that I do not own anything from the Total Drama series. They are all properties of Fresh Entertainment Inc. (Except for my two OCs)

Without further ado, let's begin

"Yo, Chris Mclean here, and welcome to the fifth season of Total Drama! As you may have noticed, we are at the abandoned film lot from our stellar second season!"

"Our second season was anything but stellar!" Chef Hatchet yells from off screen.

"Anyways," Chris continues, "We have re-purposed the entire lot to fulfill our desires and needs for this current season. However we will run things a little differently. So let's humiliate all the previous contestants, shall we?".

Two dump trucks pull into the lot. One of them dumps the contestants onto the ground in front of Chris, the second struggling to dump its load.

"Chef, would you mind helping the truck?" Chris laughs.

"Yeah, yeah" Chef grumbles. "I don't get paid enough for this". He hops in the back and helps to remove Owen, who had become stuck in the back.

-Confessional-

Owen: "Sweet mother of mercy that hurt!"

Gwen: "This is a new level of humiliation."

Staci: "This reminds me of when my great uncle Harry used to run a construction site near our house. He dug up an ancient arrowhead and tried to..."

-End Confessional-

"So campers, how was the trip?" Chris snickers.

"We were in those trucks for eight hours you stupid joder agujero!" Alejandro yells.

"I was lying on Noah's books the whole time," complained Scott.

"So that's where my copy of The Odyssey went," Noah drawled.

"It wasn't so bad, I got to hug my precious husband Cody the whole trip!" Sierra squeals and lifts Cody off his feet.

"But we aren't legally married!" Cody whines with a cry for help in his voice.

-Confessional-

Cody: "After season three, I asked Courtney to have her lawyers overrule Sierra's claim. She didn't go down without a fight, but I did eventually win in the end"

Sierra: "He's just playing hard to get"

-End Confessional-

"Lovely. Anyways welcome to another season, where you will all compete for another grand prize of one million dollars!" Chris said dramatically.

The contestants just glare, clearly fed up with Chris.

"However, there is a new twist this season,"

"And what would that be? If it's anything dangerous or unfair I will so sue!" Courtney threatens.

"And yet you haven't already," Chris replies sarcastically. "Anyways, if you haven't noticed there are thirty seven of you present. However, only twenty of you will be competing this season. Surprise!"

The campers all were shocked at this development.

-Confessional-

Sierra: "I might not be competing without Cody?!"

Cody: "I might not have to compete with Sierra," he sighs relieved.

LeShawna: "I might not have to suffer from Heather," She laughs happily

Katie and Sadie: "We might be separated again?!" "It was so scary the first time!" "Oh, I know!"

-End Confessional-

"You see this season is Total Drama Bit Wars, named after the classic clash of the eighties and nineties video game consoles".

"Wait, this season is video game themed?" Harold inquired.

"Aw, YES!" Sam exclaims, "This is so my season!"

"Not so fast nerd linger, you still have to qualify"

"Qualify?" everyone asked at the same time.

"Yes qualify. Seeing as how this season is video game themed, you all have to compete in a classic game of Call of Duty."

"Call of Duty? Will I have to pay a phone bill after?" Lindsay says worried

"...", Chris deadpans, before continuing. "Anyways, the highest scoring soldiers will continue. So get moving maggots!" he laughs as Chef Hatchet pulls a tarp off a table revealing various weapons from the game.

-Confessional-

Chris: "Due to legal issues, I am forced to say that all weapons have paint ball rounds inside. Except the riot shield. That one's real. Also, Eva has it." He laughs loudly, "This is gonna be so Awesome!", he continues while still laughing.

Heather: "This is so tacky"

Duncan: "Oh hell yes! Second million, here I come"

Dawn: "But I don't want to hurt anyone"

-End Confessional-

Needless to say, it was carnage. Cameron was unable to lift anything, so he teamed with Zoey and Mike for safety. Staci wasn't far behind though, and she gave away their position every time. "Did you know that my great-great-great grandfather Winchester invented the Winchester rifle? He was stationed in Georgia during-" she was cut off as Eva attacked all four of them with a riot shield.

"That counts as four kills for Eva" Chris laughs, before turning to Chef. "Didn't I say this would be awesome?"

-Confessional-

Eva: "The million is as good as mine"

-End Confessional-

Scott was sneaking around the edge of the battlefield, trying not to be seen. He had already gotten three kills, and he was worried about being found himself. He soon enough came across B, turning several guns into one massive gun. 'Uh oh' he thinks to himself, 'this isn't good, what do I do? Oh wait' he realizes as he shoots B.

"And another Kill for Scott!" Chris announces.

-Confessional-

Dawn: "At this rate Scott's a shoe in! We can't let him in another season, especially after what happened last time. Although, his aura isn't that bad. It's more of a confused state right now."

-End Confessional-

Scott finishes the gun and went mowing down all those in his way, until Duncan sniped him and Gwen went to dismantle the gun machine. "Hey gorgeous, what's that for?" Duncan asks.

"If we leave this machine intact, everyone else will charge this thing. That won't be nearly as fun." Explained Gwen.

-Confessional-

Duncan: "I gotta say, Gwen and I, we make the perfect team. She can make the strategies, and I can execute them."

-End Confessional-

Owen ran through the sets with Trent and Izzy. "Wow the budget has gotten bigger" Trent noticed. "The buildings are actual buildings now". He didn't say another word before Duncan shot him straight in the chest. "That's seven for me!" Duncan exclaims continuing on. Running further down, he finds Harold taking shelter behind a piece of a wall. "Oh this is too easy" he says before shooting him in the butt. "Ah God! Idiot!" Harold exclaims. "Sorry Napoleon Dynamite, better luck next time" Duncan laughs as he continues.

Chris reclines in a chair watching the campers brawl. He spies Sierra saving Cody, Lindsay accidentally shooting Beth over and over, Tyler failing at parkour, and Sam kicking ass at the game. "This is awesome!"

Back on the ground, Sam keeps running around. He finds Cody, protected by Sierra but open from behind. "Kill number thirty coming up" he takes aim and shoots Cody from behind. "Ah! I'm hit!" Cody cries out. "Cody No!" Sierra screams, and retaliates shooting wildly.

-Confessional-

Sam: "Note to self, never hit Cody around Sierra. Ever."

Cody: "She hasn't let me shoot anyone this whole time! At this rate I won't be eligible!"

-End Confessional-

Chris looks at the score board, before grabbing a bullhorn and making an announcement. "Attention, Sam has gotten thirty kills and the Care Package has been deployed!"

Out of nowhere Anna Maria tears through everybody, and grabs the care package. "Anna Maria has found the care package!" Chris exclaims. "Care package? I thought you said hair package!" she says worried, as a huge rumble is heard. "Orbital air strike has been deployed, the H-Bomb has been dropped!" Chris laughs.

-Confessional-

Sam: "Oh crap!"

Cody: "Oh Crap!"

Jo: "Is that bad or something? Because I was on a roll"

Harold: "Woe to those alive to see this, the darkest hour of-". He gets shot in the chest. "Ahh Hey!"

Duncan (off-screen): "I got him in the confession cam!"

-End Confessional-

The bomb drops on the field and everyone is splattered with paint suffering an instant kill, except for Anna Maria (obviously) and Dawn, who crawled out from one of the buildings where she was hiding. "Well gang, let's call that game, and tally up the scores!" Chris announces laughing again. "This season is gonna go Blu-Ray!" he laughs with Chef.

-Confessional-

Cody: "I'm not going to make it"

Tyler: "I just have to make it!"

Ezekiel: "I'm going home again aren't I?"

-End Confessional-

"Now, before we announce our competitors this season, let's take a moment to appreciate some of the greatest moments ever on a Total Drama Highlight Reel" He snickers as the competitors look around fearful. "First, we have Alejandro taking bullets for Heather. Then there's Heather shooting Alejandro, followed by LeShawna beating on Heather" Heather and LeShawna glare daggers at each other. "Next is Tyler's parkour fails. All of them" The tape shows several dozen failed attempts, which all lead to someone shooting him. "Next, is Lindsay's constant shooting of Beth. And finally my personal favourite, Brick and Jo's stand-off, where we see Brick and Jo in a game of chicken. After which Lightning shoots them both, and they proceed to gang up on Lightning."

-Confessional-

Lightning: "No way that was fair. Sha-Lightning refuses to lose this badly".

-End Confessional-

"And for some honorable mentions: Courtney's rage, Bridgette and Geoff's constant making out, Anna Maria's care package, Dakota hulking out at will (That was awesome!), and Sierra's motherly instinct" Everyone snickers at Cody for that. "Now for the main event, the top three scorers of this game!" Everyone looks excited at this premise.

-Confessional-

Anna Maria: "I swear, I heard him say Hair Package!"

-End Confessional-

"In third place is Sam, with thirty three kills!" Sam cheers and dances in victory. "Second goes to Anna Maria, with thirty five kills, however, not even that can beat Duncan's massive Thirty Seven kills!" Chris raises his hands laughing, as various people cheer for Duncan. "I fricken told you I'd win!" Chris waits for them to settle down before continuing. "The top scorers have been secured a place in this season, as well as Duncan receiving a special reward… A Question Block! The prize inside is to be used when you need it most". He opens it excitedly to find a 1-up mushroom from Mario. "What do I do with this?" he asks. "All in good time" Chris replies.

-Confessional-

Duncan: he reads the writing on the back of the mushroom. "Come back in the game free? Only applicable before the merge? Hell yes!"

-End Confessional-

"Now for the contestants who are also joining us, we have: Sierra, Harold, Scott, Lindsay, Owen, Dawn, Noah, Heather, Brick, Gwen, DJ, Jo, Tyler, Izzy, Dakota, Courtney, and Eva!" He says dramatically. "Wait, how did I get in? I didn't shoot anyone" Dawn inquires. "Yes, but considering that the H-Bomb takes away kills, and you avoided it, you managed to get through with zero kills. That put you in eighteenth place. Everyone else who made it had a score above zero". Chris explains.

"Wait, I made it?!" Tyler exclaims, "What was my Score?"

"A whopping, drum roll please... two" Chris laughs.

"But Beth didn't make it?" Lindsay says

"Well, you see Lindsay, all of your kills were Beth. You eliminated her"

"Oops"

"But why isn't my precious Cody-Wody in?" Sierra tears up

"I was surprised too, given Cody's previous gaming experience. However after reviewing the tape, I found that you smothering prevented him from getting any kills. Factoring Sam's shot on him and the H-Bomb, Cody had a score of negative two, and did not qualify. You alone, knocked him out Sierra" Chris explained.

"NOOOOO!" She shrieks, breaking glass and scaring nearby birds. "Switch us! Let him take my place!"

"Now, normally that would be against the rules. However, when have I ever played by the rules? Cody is in, you're out"

"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" She says hugging Chris. She then runs to Cody. "Oh Cody, you have to win for both of us, try not to miss me too much"

Cody trembles a bit. "Oh trust me I won't"

-Confessional-

Cody: "Thank God a season without Sierra"

Sierra: "I would do anything for Cody, anything. Isn't that right little Cody doll" She says holding a doll that looks like Cody

Chef: "Is that doll made with his hair?!"

-End Confessional-

"Now that everything is settled, the rest of you losers get out of here!" Chris yells. The ineligible competitors leave for the dump truck home, before Chris stops them. "Wait, in order to leave, please take the Warp Pipe of Shame!" he says pointing to a giant green pipe. "It's a slide that leads to the dump trucks". The losers perk up, and run a little faster.

"Really, a green pipe?" Gwen asks.

"Well, it was either that or the tornado from Simon's Quest, and that didn't go over so well with our lawyers, especially Courtney's" Chris laughs.

-Confessional-

Alejandro: "This is so lame"

Lightning: "Sha-what? Lightning is so not gonna stand for this."

-End Confessional-

"Now, competing campers have fun this season!"

Everyone starts cheering loudly, before Chris interrupts.

"…With our two new competitors!"

"What?!" everyone says unanimously.

"What about the free for all brawl?" Courtney asks enraged. "This is totally unfair, I'm calling my lawyers!"

"I have lawyers too, and this is already over-ruled. Besides, I wanted these two in this season, and what would have happened if they lost the shootout?"

Everyone groans, until they hear footsteps coming down the path.

"Our first competitor is a gamer, writer, RPG champion, and expert at most things Nintendo. Please give a warm welcome to Billie!"

"Aw yeah! A new bro!" Tyler exclaims excitedly

The figure rounds the corner, and is obviously not a boy. She's wearing a beige sweater with the logo for , and white belts that cross over bell bottom jeans. Her most intriguing feature was dark purple streaks in her hair that stood out in stark contrast to her Grey eyes. "Who you calling bro, jock strap?"

Jo snickers a bit. "I like her already"

Tyler backs up a bit, nervously. "Uh, I was just kidding please don't hurt me!"

"Relax, I won't hurt you. Yet" she smirks a bit.

"What's with the Screw Attack logo?" Sam asks.

"It's promotion for my job. I'm a writer and gamer on the website" She explains.

"Oh like the AVGN?" Cody asks excitedly

"Exactly. Nice reference cutie" She smirks at his blush.

Meanwhile:

"I felt a great disturbance, as if someone tried flirting with my precious Cody" Sierra says worried

"Who are you talking to Sierra?" Katie asks

-Confessional-

Billie: "I think I'm gonna like it here" she smiles a bit. "I definitely like Jo and Cody"

Heather: "Oh great, last thing I need is a new LeShawna with half the girth"

-End Confessional-

Meanwhile:

"I felt a disturbance, as if Heather insulted me like a coward" LeShawna growls angrily.

"I know the feeling" Sierra says

"Who are you talking to LeShawna?" Sadie asks

"Alright everyone, time to meet our next contestant!" Chris says excitedly. "Hailing from Halifax, he's a musician at heart, with a soft spot for sci-fi. He's an amateur film-maker who's been heart-broken more than once. Say hello to David!"

A boy steps into the room, being about as tall as Duncan, but not as muscular (He still had muscles though). He had beige cargo shorts, to match his simple golf shirt. His haircut was in the typical boy's style, with bangs across his forehead that come up at the side.

"Hey, how's it going?" he says waving with a slight shrug.

-Confessional-

Noah: "I like him already"

Heather: "I hate him already too"

Owen: "He seems pretty cool!"

-End Confessional-

"Now that everyone is here, let's make the teams. Owen, Tyler, Noah, Lindsay, Heather, Cody, DJ, Billie, Gwen, Brick, and Jo. You guys are now the Sensational Screw Attacks!"

-Confessional-

Billie: "Named after the website I work for, or the power-up?"

Cody: "I'm on the team with the hot gamer chick? Sweet! Wait, what? Give me that tape!"

-End Confessional-

"Yay! Noah, best buddy, we're on the same team again!" Owen exclaimed happily.

"And I actually don't mind" Noah replies.

-Confessional-

Noah: "Yeah Owen might be a little annoying, but he isn't so bad. He might actually be fun to hang with this time around, considering there's no plane or Alejandro"

-End Confessional-

"That means the rest of you: Scott, Dawn, Courtney, Duncan, David, Eva, Sam, Harold, Dakota, Izzy, and Anna Maria. You are now the Fantastic Fire-Flowers!"

"Named after the most useful power-up from the original Mario games" Harold sighed happily.

"Speaking of which, be ready for your first challenge where that may come in useful"

-Confessional-

Dakota: "Yay! I'm on a team with Sam! I knew that having a gamer boyfriend would pay off somehow!"

Duncan: "I might actually stand a good chance at winning, supposing that nerd-linger and Napoleon help me. But did I have to be on a team with Courtney?!"

Eva: "I'm definitely winning this time"

Scott: "On a team with three gamers?! This will be a synch. Except that Dawn is on my team, and she is so annoying, insightful, intelligent, pretty, and wait, what?! Give me that tape!"

-End Confessional-

"Now if both teams would follow me to your living quarters" he said leading them down the lot. "These two condos will serve as your normal living space, which we call the menu screens."

-Confessional-

Heather: "The Menu screens?! These video game references have gone from sort of annoying to Alejandro annoying! Except they're nowhere near as pretentious, perfect, attractive or... wait, what? Give me that tape!"

-End Confessional-

"Also, as most of you have discovered, our new confession cam is a hollowed out Arcade machine. More specifically, Pong"

-Confessional-

Billie: "Well it makes sense, Pong was the largest arcade machine at the time"

-End Confessional-

"Each winning team will reside in this state of the art apartment complex where you receive, your own room, your own shower, and all the best gaming consoles available, which includes any games you could wish for!"

All competitors brighten at the prospect of their own rooms.

"However, the losing team will reside for the night, in this one room shack. The only entertainment is the worst consoles ever made; including Tiger Games, the Atari Jaguar, The Philips CD-I and the Virtual Boy. Oh yeah, there's only one bed in here too, so have fun!"

-Confessional-

Sam: "Losing just got a whole lot worse"

Cody: "-Censored-"

Billie: "We officially need to win every challenge"

David: "Son of a -Censored-!"

Duncan: "-Censored-"

Harold: "Chris has no idea what he's done here. These consoles are terrible! Looking in the window, there was a 32-X of all things! I mean, the 3D-O isn't so bad, but the rest is just inexcusable. I can take there being one room, and I can handle the single bed, but no way am I playing on consoles so horribly made, with poor sound, terrible graphics, worse games…..."

-End Confessional-

Chris faces the camera alone. "And so ends the first episode. Who will win, who will lose, who will love, and more importantly, what the hell is the first challenge? Find put next time on Total! Drama! Bit Wars!"

For those of you astute enough to know, you should have an idea of what the first challenge is. Look out for the next chapter, I upload every week...ish. Don't forget to Review!

-UntoldStoriesTold