"Now it's time for the next game since stupid Rock Lee broke the bottle. Time for truth or dare! "Naruto said. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. " "It's a sleepover Shikamaru so stop sleeping!" Naruto yelled. Naruto grabbed a Slim Jim and started whacking Shikamaru with it. Shikamaru was sleep talking. "Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Ino. Temari. Both of them are as hot as Sasuke." Then Naruto went into the kitchen to find something to hit Shikamaru with. Naruto came out with a ruler and started whacking Shikamaru with it. Still no response. So Naruto got a table and threw it on Shikamaru. It still wouldn't work. Then Naruto suddenly had an idea! "Kage Bunshin No Justu!" All the clones were circling Shikamaru. "Transform!" Then all the clones turned into Sasuke! "Do I really look like that. Gosh, I never knew I was so ugly. Now how am I supposed to attract the men." Sasuke pointed out. Shikamaru then woke up to give one of the Sasukes a hug. Then all the clones went away and Naruto punched Shikamaru before he could hug him. "Let's start this stupid game already Naruto! You go first. I dare you knock Sakura out cold and throw her in the dumpster!" Shikamaru said. "If you do that Naruto I will pulverize-," Then Naruto got a beer bottle and whacked Sakura with it! He put her in a trash bag and put her in his trash can. "That takes care of her. Well, I'm blowing this joint!" Sasuke said. "Wait! Since ugly is gone we should…DANCE! AND HUG!!!" Naruto screamed.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTERS CAN'T DENY! AND WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A ….
"Naruto. You know me and Shikamaru don't like straight guy music. So let's listen to our kind of music!"
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON! LET'S CELEBRATE...
As the gay music was playing, Naruto was doing the funky chicken, Lee was doing the robot, and Shikamaru and Sasuke were gazing at each other. By the time the party was over, they said their good-byes and the guests left. Then Naruto went to go throw some trash away in his trash can. But suddenly he saw a hand pop out of it! "Aaahhh! My trash can is alive!" Then Sakura popped out and said, "Die Naruto, Die!!!" Then she pulled out a machine gun and kept on shooting Naruto.