"Hey Hannah how are you" I said

"Hey Leigh I'm good thanks how r u" replied Hannah

"I'm good what are you up to this Avro"

"Oh you know just chilling and packing for camp but I'm going shopping for lollies and shit do u want to come?"

"Yeah I guess what shops"

"Just highland"

"Yeah ok ill meet you there what time?"

"12.00pm"

"Ok see you there. Bye"

"Bye" I hung up and continued to pack my bags. I was so excited not having to live with my stupid ass hole of a brother for 2 weeks and my nagging parents. "mum I'm going to the shops I'll be back in a few hours, I'm going to get lollies and shit for camp" I said to my mum as I walked out the door and as usual tripped and fell on my ass "stupid firkin potted tree" I screamed "excuse me" mum screamed, so I started running because I knew that if I stayed there she would come running and give me this huge lecture about how I shouldn't be swearing and stuff like that. As I got to the shops I saw Hannah walking towards me I yelled out "Hannah hey girl" she looked up but it wasn't Hannah it was some hippie with long hair and I guess he just used herbal essences or something cause his hair looked soft and lucious and he was wearing sort shorts and a midriff top it was very awkward. I walked into the shops but suddenly had the edge to pee so I went to the bathroom. I came out but as I was walking I do my usual wall size mirror check, and as I was walking past checking myself out I looked at my ass "shit no" I screamed and ran back into the toilet, I had a huge dirt stain on the back of my pants from the stupid tree. I rang up Hannah "hey babe are you here yet?"

"Yeah why"

"Do u mind getting me some pants please"

"Um ok. May I ask why?"

"Don't worry!" I hung up the phone and started to have a little spaz in the toilet about how many people saw me walking here.

"Leigh, Leigh are you in here?"

"Yeah in here Hannah"

"Here's your pants"

"God Hannah do you want to shout it a bit louder I don't think china herd you"

"Sorry here you go"

"Thank you" I put the pants on and came out "wow these look so sexy how much do I owe you?"

"$70"

"WHAT HANNAH ARE YOU SERIOUS 70 DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF PANTS"

"Well you didn't say where from and I was in city beach and I saw them and I was like aww there cute. And don't worry about paying me back just consider it a late Easter present"

"Oh my god, thank you so much I love you!"

"that's ok let's get this shit" we walked out of the bathroom and into Coles we had $100 to spend on 2 weeks supply of junk food so as you do when you are running low on money all we bought was crazy home brand lollys that had lots in it because we wanted lots of shit, because you know camps and camp food you are going to want to sneak in good food. We got our home brand lollys and headed home with our 5 bags full of food and when I say full I mean we had to steal a trolley just to take it home.

When we arrived home the tree was still on the floor and dirt was still every were I walked inside and yet again got attacked by the tree Hannah just stood there and laughed as I fell on the floor in agonizing pain and blood running down my leg where the thorns on the weed rapped around the tree had cut me. I got up and walked into my house and mum was standing at the door I almost ran into her I said hello but she just stared Blankley at me and gave me a bag, broom and dust pan and told Hannah to leave. I knew what to do when she did this, it meant time for me to clean I sighed deeply and dramatically to try and get out of it but mum just walked away. I had blood dripping every were, when I had finished cleaning I went upstairs and had a nice long hot shower I think I deserved it after what I had been through today.