"Psst!"
There was that noise again. He turned his head and saw nothing.
"Over here, Allen!"
He should have known. He should have known it was Lavi. He stood very slowly up from his chair and walked towards him, exasperated.
"What do you want?" He was tired, he was sleepy, and he needed coffee. Very much, actually. And he still had work to do. "I'm busy. So if it's nothing important, please don't disturb me."
Lavi looked positively outraged. "Of course it's important! When did I ever disturb you? How could you say that to me?"
You always do, Allen thought inwardly, sighing. "So, what you want?"
He motioned for Allen to come closer. Allen looked at him warily for a second, before leaning in close. Lavi held out his hand. A silver, circular thing usually called a button rested on it.
"Do you know what this it?"
"Um…a button?"
"Wrong!" Lavi exclaimed, then dropped his voice so low Allen could barely hear him. "It's the button from Kanda's pants. I got it especially for you!"
"W-What?" Allen was blushing from head to toe. "Why would I want something like that?"
Lavi beamed at him. "Come on! I know you wanted this!"
"Lavi," Allen said, flustered but indignant. "I do not want something like this."
"I knew you wanted it!"
Lavi was singing and cheering out loud by now. Allen considered murdering Lavi first, before closing his eyes and counting to three, and then promptly shutting him up by kissing him squarely on his lips.
Lavi blinked.
"I'll take that," Allen very calmly took the button from Lavi's hand, then sat down on his chair and threw it into his drawer.
Recovered from his shock, Lavi grinned. "Anything for you, Allen!"
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Later that night, Kanda discovered that the button on his pants had been replaced with a pink, heart-shaped button. Beside it was a note which said 'Now you have my mark on you! Haha!'.
He was so going to kill that exorcist.
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fin.
Word count : 334
Hopefully it is as cracky as I wanted it to be.