AN; OMG i just got a j9ob at wAllMarT afew dayes ago! and i thout it woud bee kool if the peEps of hARRY pOTTER GOt jobz ther.
ive only read a few chaps of hP but i think i got teh basci idae oft he story by reeding soem of teh fanficotin.
Once upon a time in the land of wally world, sma"s club and more lived a wallmart named super wallmart. They liked to sell things to shoppers because otherwise they wnet hungry and had to eat at sushee resteronts (AN;;EW!!).
Harry potter worked at The super wallmart He was really funny so he called it The Souper Wallmart because tjhey sold soup there (AN; thats a funny pun my sissy helpefd me with.) He had lots of The Super Wallmart freinds who shopped at wallmartand waved to him. they were bad wavers because they only used one finger in the mdidle of . (AN; people do tghat to me sometimes and idk why,,, I tink its sum kool way of sayying hi..,) He was an intern at wallmart and the person he interned with was a meanie guy named Voltemort. Voltemort was in love with the pretty clerk at the store named mcgonnagel. Hary loved her 2 but he also loved the bakery lady who baked cupcakes and gave them to cripples. This is because her brother;s leg got bitten off by a giant squid. She had calimary that night. tHe only problem is that cripple-backer-cupcake-lady liked voldymort and mcgonnagal liked harry. One day hahrry was puttong tacos on The super walmort taco shelf when voldymorrtt walked up. "Hannah Montana is performing at Thje Suer Target in 15 minuites. Here is the shouvle. Lets crash that party at The Supr Targfet." "no I don't want to meet Hannah Montana I like my ladies curvy thank you very much" said hairy. (AN; this part is very violent. Warnninggg) Voldymort got angry and popinted the shpouvle at harry and shot it. Blood squirted out of harrys shoulder like a fowntin!11!!1 oh no! what did harry do? Harry didn't do anthing because he was dead. Mcgonagal cried and blew her nose on the cripples shirt. There was a cripple standing next to her who was waiting for his cupcake.
Ok. Sorry, that was my little sis. Now its time to make it cool if yoy no what I mean. Harry was ded so thje next dau they replaced him with a much hotter guy named Rupert whi liked to be called rOn, he and mcgonnagle liked eech other so they made out. They liked to make out so they got married brecasue then they could do it all the time and have it almost not be illegal. Then they had a visit from the majical wizarding stork that gave them lots of many children and told them that they were majical. 2 bad he also told voldcymort that he was majical. Voltemort hasd realised how much fun it was to kil peeps so he used a green spell that made him laugh a fnny laugh when he used it. his laugh was like this; MWAHAHAHAHA. My pet monkey pet maked that noise right be4 he died. ) Ron ands mcgonnagle (who will now be called mCkie G) 's favorite son was namded Rover (An; THAT'S MY DOGGY"S NAMRE!!!!!11!!!1 ISNT THAY PIMPIN?) Rover was a super special wizard. He was kinda emo in a smart preppy way and he was really smart. He was bi, but i dont like to jugje people like that and some people thoink that bi guys are sexii, so stfu faggots. He was superly majical and and his powers were totally kissable. He was a good kisser too but all bi guys are. He got sent to hogwarts. The principle hogwarts was voltymort because The Super Wallmart fired people who killed other peorple. dumpledore had left hogwarts because he was old and counted asa cripple so he went to get a cupcake. so anyway Rover was at hogwarts when he saw a ghost. "hi!" said the ghost "im harry potter and I want to be your friend" Everybody wanted to be Rovers' friend so it was no biggie to rover. But rover already hjung out witht the hottest guys and girls and made out with all of hois friends on a daily basis because he was sort of horny but as I said earlier I don't judge becuas im just nice like that. "No your ugly" said rover. that was a lie because harry potter was sexii but anyvodu is ugly compared to rover because he is very sexii. He was so sexii that if he was a girl ron and mcgonnagle would have named him sexii lexii but they decided not to beucase he was a boy. The Vladamort walked up and said "Let the dead boy be your friend or else I will kill you so rover let harry be his friend because h edidnt want to die. So hes kissing harry because they are friends wjen harry realized that he was straight but he didn't care because he found out that bi kids are good kissers. Of course harry was a ghost and nobody could see him but rover because rover was also a mediator so it looked like he was kissing the ari but he really wasn't because he was kissing hairy. Vokdymore walked up and said "no pda boys" and sent rover to the principlas office because of the pda. Rover thought that it would be funny to put a woopy cushun under voldymores chair so he took on out of a box of confinscated stuff in Abercrombie and fitches closet and put it on voldymores chair. When voldymore sat on it he said "this is a very naughty trick, kiddo. You should be punsished . im am sending you to Azkaban.
AN; I just got spellchetck and it is every evil and I dotn like it because now my work is unoriginal because it computer words. Should I do a seqwal? I think it might be even sexier than this one. Oh boy oh boy!!!!!11!!!!1