-We see young Liz on the ship singing -

Liz- Don't count of me….to let you know wh-….what? Cameras are rolling? Oh crap! Yo ho yo ho drink up me hearties….

Gibbs- -grabs her and starts shaking her- You shouldn't be singing about pirates! Tis bad luck! - shakes her more -

Norrington- Leave my very young lady love alone you beast!

Gibbs- She's freakin' young enough to be your freakin' grandchild you child molester!

Norrington- Don't call me that - falls to floor in feeble position while sucking thumb -

G. Swann- That will be enough both of you!

Liz- I think it'd be rather exciting to meet a pirate

G. Swann- WELL GUESS AGAIN FREAK! IT WOULDN'T BE!

Liz- SHUT UP YOU IDIOT WITH A FRUITY LAST NAME!

- G. Swann, Gibbs, and Norrington leave -

Liz- -starts doing the chicken dance then looks out to the sea- Look it's a bloody boy who will turn out to be hott in the water!

Random man- MAN OVER…erm what's the line? -gets out script- ahh yes OVERBAORD! MAN OVERBOARD!

- Men bring him onto ship -

G Swann- Elizabeth stay by his side and don't flirt with him…..

Liz- -rolls eyes- Your ruining the fun! -sits by Will- Nice kitty….good kitty….

-Will grasps her- I'm not a bloody cat you fool! I'm a human

Liz- Well hello boy-who-will-turn-out-to-be-hott-and-I'll-end-up-kissing-you-someday! What's this? -grabs the Aztec gold-

Will- Hey that's mine! -grabs ahold of it-

Liz- Nooo! It's miiiiine! Let gooooo!

-They both fight until Liz knocks him unconsious with a hammer that appeared out of nowhere-

Liz- JEEZ! I don't even know your bloody name.

-She then see's a name tag that reads: Lo! I'm a pirate and my name is Will Turner!-

Liz- -studies the pendant then the note. She goes back and forth. Liz snaps her fingers- YOU'RE A GHOST!!!! -random person whispers something in her ear- I MEAN PIRATE!

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-Liz wakes up- What the heck was that about? Are my dreams trying to tell me something? Is it….God? God…are you there? Ahh yes I'm supposed to -reads palm- get up and look in the drawer for pendent….Hmmm….-look on the chair, then a table- Where the bloody heck is it!? Ahh yes in this contraption! -gets the pendent out of the drawer-

G. Swann- -knocks on door-

-Liz shoves the pendent in her mouth- COME IN -she muffles-

G. Swann- I got you a dress….to bribe you to marry Norrington.

Liz- Oooh I shall accept!

-Maids put the corset on her-

Liz- MY GOSH! Women in London must have learned not to breathe!

Maid- No ma'am your just fat

Liz- Ahh yes that does explain a lot….

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-Hotter looking Will comes in-

Will- I shall make all my girl fans melt by breaking the candle and placing it with the umbrellas! -does so-

-Girl fans melt-

G. Swann- -comes in-

Will- here's your bloody sword let me show off in front of you -does little trick with the sword-

G. Swann- oooh yippee! Tricks! -claps hands-

Liz- -walks down the stairs gracefully then falls down-

Will- I shall now put my worried face to yet again make my girl fans melt -does so-

-Girl fans melt again-

Liz- I had another dream about you Will! You looked hideous! You sure have changed!

Will- I thank you Ms. Swann and I should say you too were hideous then!

G. Swann- I bet I looked hott didn't I Liz?

Liz- No you looked gay…..

G. Swann- -grumbles- Time to go Elizabeth….

Liz- LATER DAYZ HOMIE! -she says to Will-

Will- I shall pause and make my girl fans see my hotness -does so-

-Girl fans sigh-

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