Title: What happens when people DONT want to be in a fic
Rating: G
Catagory: Humor/General
Author: Melima8788
Email: 4me2know@and4u2findout.com
Summary: Ever wondered what happens when the characters dont want to be in fic? I tried to find out..and mayhem insues..
Fic is based in the Rebels era, but *grins* that dosen't mean that we can't have surprise visits from the prequels!!!!! This is what happens when good intentions turn to mayhem!!!
Disclamier: *sighs* I don't own any of this...never have and never will (unless some freak miracle happens, and I inhert it!!!!!)
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Me: Hey, where is everyone?
*voice*: HIDING!
Me: Ah. So..scared of the next fic? Babies!
*voice*: Am not! Am not am not am not!!
Me: *snorts* Ha! Are too! Get out here now! Or I'll blast Tatooine into bits!
*han pushes luke out* Luke: Why ME?
Han: Cause it's your home planet!
Luke: But you live here to!
Han: But its not my home planet!
Luke: ARRGH! NOT FAIR!
Me: *grins* Now, lets get to fic writing, shall we?
Luke: *whimpers*
Me: *clears throat* Where to begin, where to begin...
Yoda: Begin no where, you shall.
Luke: Hey, your dead!
Yoda: Spirit I am.
Luke: Dead you are!
Me: HELLO! Luke, don't argue with the backwards troll.
Yoda: Troll I am not! Hit you with my gimmer stick I shall!
Me: Back off green ears!
Yoda: Make fun of my ears!! Do that you shall not!
Me: Oh, leave me alone! Now...lets try this again.
*whack* Luke: OUCH! Get away from me with that stick!!!
Yoda: Get away from where I sit, you shall.
*luke grumbles* I didn't see any sitting assignments!
*yoda whacks luke with his stick*
*a loud clatter of noise is heard*
Me: Han, you feel like coming out here?
Han: Nope. Sorry...uh...I have to go to the infirmary. Yeah, thats it.
Luke: HAN GET OUT HERE!!! OUCH!
Me: YODA! I'll send you back to where you came from!
Yoda: Threating me, are you?
Me: You bet! Han, last chance! Or I'll send Mr. Green Troll to get you!
*leia shoves han out*
Han: Gee, thanks a bunch.
Me: Now, lets get back to the story.
Luke: Well..actually..I'm late.
Me: *puts hands on hips* Late for what?
Luke: Uh....
Han: It was soooo pressing he forgot!
Luke: Han!
Han: What?
Luke: *shakes head* Forget it! Your hopeless!
Me: Okay, now our setting is Tatooine.
Yoda: Degobah it is!
Me: Tatooine!
Yoda: Degobah!
Me: Tatooine!
Luke: *whispers* Nows our chance! lets get outta here!
Me: HEY! Where do you think you two are going?
Han: Uh.....to the refreshment stand! Yeah, thats it!
Me: *rolleyes* There ARENT any refreshment stands here.
Luke: There are too!
Me: Are not! And thats because its MY fic! AND THERE ARENT ANY!
Luke: Ookay....
Han: Luke, don't argue with the strangely demented writer.
Me: I'm demented? Hey, lets go to Bespin, shall we? Maybe Boba Fett has got the carbonite machine working again!
Han: Where the heck have you been? The Sarlacc ate him the the last movie!
Me: Ah, yes. BUT! Theres a loophole!
Han: Shoot... Do I even want to know what it is?
Me: You don't, but I'll tell you anyway. ITS MY FIC!
Luke: This is getting old...
Me: The rest of you, get out here!
*everyone grumbles, and decides its not worth fighting*
Leia: I don't even want to know what shes planning....
Darth Vader: Ah, but you must look forward with the force to know!
Leia: *shrieks* ACK! Why do you always do that! Don't come up behind me!
Me: Yeah. Get over there!
Darth Vader: You can't make me!
Me: You wanna bet?
Luke: Dad, don't bother. She fights dirty! *glares*
Me: Oh, dont glare. Your face'll freeze that way. It'll look like his. *jerks thumb at C-3PO*
C-3PO: Thats not true! Its not my fault I'm a robot! Blame him!
Obi-Wan(this is the old obi-wan): Now now, I'm curious to see where this goes!
Luke: AAAAAAAAH! More dead people!!!!!!
Obi-Wan: I'm not dead.
LUke: YES YOU ARE! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON! STOP IT!!!!
*buries head in hands*
Me: Intresing...a Jedi knight having a temper tantrum!
Luke: THIS IS NOT A TEMPER TANTRUM!!! *the walls start shaking* Ok..maybe it is.
Han: Uh..can we go now?
Leia: Yeah...I have a hair appointment.
Me: I bet you do. No way! Your staying right here!
Darth Vader: Hey, whos the little shrimp right there?
Me: Oh, him! Right! Ani, meet your..uh..older self
Anakin: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Darth Vader: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: *grins* Oooh, this is fun! Now..what more can I do?
Han: Shes wrecking mayhem all over the place!
Luke: I can't take much more of this!
Leia: OH, grow up.
Obi-Wan: Hey, he looks farmilar....*points*
Me: *grins* Oh, boy this is fun! Meet your younger self!
Obi-Wan (younger): This is what I look like when I grow up?
Obi-Wan (older): Have some respect!
Obi-Wan (younger): I am SO not going to get older.
Me: Tough. You are.
*obi-wan (younger) whimpers*
Anakin: Ok...if ya'll don't mind..I'd rather get back to my time frame. This is freaky!
Me: Okies. Have a good trip!
Luke: HEY! How come you let him go back?!
Me: 'Cause hes not supposed to be here.
Luke: Like Yoda.
Yoda: Here I am! Run you will!
*luke screams, and runs*
Me: *sighs* I give up. I'll be back! You just wait! *steps into TIE fighter and takes off*
Darth Vader: HEY! THAT WAS MY TRANSPORT!!! ARRGH!!!
R&R, k? Dont flame unless its constructive. I'd hate to do a barbecue in the fall.
Rating: G
Catagory: Humor/General
Author: Melima8788
Email: 4me2know@and4u2findout.com
Summary: Ever wondered what happens when the characters dont want to be in fic? I tried to find out..and mayhem insues..
Fic is based in the Rebels era, but *grins* that dosen't mean that we can't have surprise visits from the prequels!!!!! This is what happens when good intentions turn to mayhem!!!
Disclamier: *sighs* I don't own any of this...never have and never will (unless some freak miracle happens, and I inhert it!!!!!)
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Me: Hey, where is everyone?
*voice*: HIDING!
Me: Ah. So..scared of the next fic? Babies!
*voice*: Am not! Am not am not am not!!
Me: *snorts* Ha! Are too! Get out here now! Or I'll blast Tatooine into bits!
*han pushes luke out* Luke: Why ME?
Han: Cause it's your home planet!
Luke: But you live here to!
Han: But its not my home planet!
Luke: ARRGH! NOT FAIR!
Me: *grins* Now, lets get to fic writing, shall we?
Luke: *whimpers*
Me: *clears throat* Where to begin, where to begin...
Yoda: Begin no where, you shall.
Luke: Hey, your dead!
Yoda: Spirit I am.
Luke: Dead you are!
Me: HELLO! Luke, don't argue with the backwards troll.
Yoda: Troll I am not! Hit you with my gimmer stick I shall!
Me: Back off green ears!
Yoda: Make fun of my ears!! Do that you shall not!
Me: Oh, leave me alone! Now...lets try this again.
*whack* Luke: OUCH! Get away from me with that stick!!!
Yoda: Get away from where I sit, you shall.
*luke grumbles* I didn't see any sitting assignments!
*yoda whacks luke with his stick*
*a loud clatter of noise is heard*
Me: Han, you feel like coming out here?
Han: Nope. Sorry...uh...I have to go to the infirmary. Yeah, thats it.
Luke: HAN GET OUT HERE!!! OUCH!
Me: YODA! I'll send you back to where you came from!
Yoda: Threating me, are you?
Me: You bet! Han, last chance! Or I'll send Mr. Green Troll to get you!
*leia shoves han out*
Han: Gee, thanks a bunch.
Me: Now, lets get back to the story.
Luke: Well..actually..I'm late.
Me: *puts hands on hips* Late for what?
Luke: Uh....
Han: It was soooo pressing he forgot!
Luke: Han!
Han: What?
Luke: *shakes head* Forget it! Your hopeless!
Me: Okay, now our setting is Tatooine.
Yoda: Degobah it is!
Me: Tatooine!
Yoda: Degobah!
Me: Tatooine!
Luke: *whispers* Nows our chance! lets get outta here!
Me: HEY! Where do you think you two are going?
Han: Uh.....to the refreshment stand! Yeah, thats it!
Me: *rolleyes* There ARENT any refreshment stands here.
Luke: There are too!
Me: Are not! And thats because its MY fic! AND THERE ARENT ANY!
Luke: Ookay....
Han: Luke, don't argue with the strangely demented writer.
Me: I'm demented? Hey, lets go to Bespin, shall we? Maybe Boba Fett has got the carbonite machine working again!
Han: Where the heck have you been? The Sarlacc ate him the the last movie!
Me: Ah, yes. BUT! Theres a loophole!
Han: Shoot... Do I even want to know what it is?
Me: You don't, but I'll tell you anyway. ITS MY FIC!
Luke: This is getting old...
Me: The rest of you, get out here!
*everyone grumbles, and decides its not worth fighting*
Leia: I don't even want to know what shes planning....
Darth Vader: Ah, but you must look forward with the force to know!
Leia: *shrieks* ACK! Why do you always do that! Don't come up behind me!
Me: Yeah. Get over there!
Darth Vader: You can't make me!
Me: You wanna bet?
Luke: Dad, don't bother. She fights dirty! *glares*
Me: Oh, dont glare. Your face'll freeze that way. It'll look like his. *jerks thumb at C-3PO*
C-3PO: Thats not true! Its not my fault I'm a robot! Blame him!
Obi-Wan(this is the old obi-wan): Now now, I'm curious to see where this goes!
Luke: AAAAAAAAH! More dead people!!!!!!
Obi-Wan: I'm not dead.
LUke: YES YOU ARE! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON! STOP IT!!!!
*buries head in hands*
Me: Intresing...a Jedi knight having a temper tantrum!
Luke: THIS IS NOT A TEMPER TANTRUM!!! *the walls start shaking* Ok..maybe it is.
Han: Uh..can we go now?
Leia: Yeah...I have a hair appointment.
Me: I bet you do. No way! Your staying right here!
Darth Vader: Hey, whos the little shrimp right there?
Me: Oh, him! Right! Ani, meet your..uh..older self
Anakin: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Darth Vader: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: *grins* Oooh, this is fun! Now..what more can I do?
Han: Shes wrecking mayhem all over the place!
Luke: I can't take much more of this!
Leia: OH, grow up.
Obi-Wan: Hey, he looks farmilar....*points*
Me: *grins* Oh, boy this is fun! Meet your younger self!
Obi-Wan (younger): This is what I look like when I grow up?
Obi-Wan (older): Have some respect!
Obi-Wan (younger): I am SO not going to get older.
Me: Tough. You are.
*obi-wan (younger) whimpers*
Anakin: Ok...if ya'll don't mind..I'd rather get back to my time frame. This is freaky!
Me: Okies. Have a good trip!
Luke: HEY! How come you let him go back?!
Me: 'Cause hes not supposed to be here.
Luke: Like Yoda.
Yoda: Here I am! Run you will!
*luke screams, and runs*
Me: *sighs* I give up. I'll be back! You just wait! *steps into TIE fighter and takes off*
Darth Vader: HEY! THAT WAS MY TRANSPORT!!! ARRGH!!!
R&R, k? Dont flame unless its constructive. I'd hate to do a barbecue in the fall.