After Richter had so much gay sex, he finally had a bby. The baby was very fat and killed Richter. Since the baby was so fat, they named him the fattest name,Caleb. But since everyone hated this person,they never called him Caleb,instead calling him different versions like "Cloob", "Clamp", and even "Cable TV".
One day, at Sukadik Elementary, little Caleb was playing in the corner, since nobody liked him,not even the teacher. A boy named Ludwig walked up gave him a handful of dirt. Caleb looked at Ludwig,who was blushing, and said in the kindest way ever "Bitch what am I gonna do with this dirt". Ludwig smiled and said "私はあなたの大きなコックを私の口に欲しい" and ran away. "Weeb trash" Caleb mumbled cause he didn't have the balls to say it out loud. After this odd encounter, Caleb went into the bathroom,since he wet his pants. As he went in,someone followed him. As soon as he sits down to pee like a girl, he feels something in his butt hole. He screams in confusion and turns around to see Shawna, the hot Russian lady in his area. He smiles cause he finds her hot,even though he's only known her for a week. "Fuck me daddy" said Shawna. No wait, it was Caleb. Shawna slowly moves her fist deeper into Caleb's butt hole. Caleb moaned louder and louder as she went deeper. After 20 minutes of slowly moving her first approximately 1.6 cm per minute, Caleb finally came. He then took out his throbbing penis of 3 inches and started head-sexing Shawna. Of course, he immediately came as soon as her tongue touched his tip. He came what some would measure as a metric fuckton. Caleb passed out and Shawna left in disappointment. She was mainly dissapointed because she fucked the only other 18 year old in 5th grade elementary and she didn't even cum. She walked out of school and went home.
After Caleb woke up, he immediately called Shawna. After 150 ignored calls,Shawna immediately picked up. "The fuck you want nigga?" She answered. Caleb stuck his semi erect penis into the phone and it came out on Shawna's end, poking her in the ear. "Fucc?" Caleb said. Before Caleb could say anything else, Shawna had put the phone into her vaj. Caleb was surprised but in a good way and immediately started moving in and out of the phone. After 4 hours of what some would call "Freaky shit", Shawna finally came and Caleb ejaculated a little. "Let's meet up again" Shawna said,before hanging up. This was before Caleb could pull out of the phone, so he penis was cut off. He screamed in pain, but was outscreamed by the author in the next stall,masturbating to our lord and savior, Doge. "Fam" said Caleb. "Fam" replied author. They immediately become best not gay friends. Author was pretty gay tho.