Title: Ten Reasons
Summary: Ten reasons why she should go on another diet.
Inspirations: diets; chubby people; LIFE; the tube
Song to Listen to: You've Got The Nerve – The Cab
Interesting Fact #1: I read the first chapter preview of the next Clique book – thanks, welcometomaddieland! – and I'm looking forward to it. Oh well :P
Interesting Fact #2: stupid hotmail won't work so I can't reply to PMs, reviews, the whole enchilada. SORRY ON BEHALF OF THE IDIOTS OF MSN. wait: i can access on my laptop :)
Dedicated To: maddie ( for giving me the link; poo all 'round! )
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Ten Reasons Why I Should Go On Another Diet
by
Dylan Marvil
One – I'M FAT.
Two – I look like a pig! I mean, who has ever asked me out apart from fellow pigs?!
Three – My mom is as thin as that bamboo stick in the cafeteria. I mean, whose mom is thinner than their own daughter?!
Four – I seriously have nothing else to do. Everyone of The Pretty Committee have something to moan about and me? Just my stupid weight...
Five – I have Massie as an idol; I mean, wouldn't you have low self-esteem if she was your leader?
Six – Guys don't like fat chicks. I mean – have you seen the JoBros with a Cara Cow? God!
Seven – I'm 'supposed' to be loud and proud! Not loud and OBESE.
Eight – EVERYONE I SEE IS THIN. EVEN MY WALLS AT HOME ARE SLIMMER THAN MY GREAT BIG HULKING ARMS.
Nine – I can't do anything without having my wobbly thighs jiggling about!
Ten – THE DKNY DRESS I SAW IN NEIMAN'S WON'T FIT ME!!!
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A/N: I'm not targeting anyone; I just want to draw light upon the fact that suddenly anorexic is in and medium and chubby out. Seriously, WTF? Wherever people go, we see slimming ads everywhere! Today I saw more than 1o on the tube's stairs wall!