Xtremly Scray 2 - Revenge of the Sues

by Lullaby of Broadway

Warning - some of this parody is extremely goofy (and intentionally poorly written). Taking it seriously is not advisd, but viower excretion is. Please read the real My Immortal before reading this - otherwise it makes no sense. Rated T for stupidly written sex scenes and misspelled swears. Now with 45% more Mary Sues!

1. Chapter 1

XTREMLY SCRAY 2: Revenge of the Sues

Legit AN: We're back, baby! After a year of bad-fic reading, I have more than enough material for XTREMLY SCRAY 2! Warning: it's nuthin' but Sues. The XS universe is getting a little bit bigger every day – meet Sunset Moonstone and Cindy Leigh Lee. Love ya! – Amber

Storm's AN: Hi gyz! Buffy and i justice got bak frum oar honeymewn becaus I luv u Bufy! THankzie for hlepin me wit da storie and speling and stooff. Justin (ma boifrend) yur da luv of ma derpyrezzing lif u rawk two. I luff u both! Preps donut flam!

Cindy's AN: Hey guys, I'm Cindy Leigh Lee, I don't own HP 'cause I ain't rich. My sister Mindy Leigh Lee said Draco was really out of character because he had angsty shower sex with Harry, but see for yourself. Kisses!

HOT TOPIC'S POV:

Hi, my numb is Hot Topic Shadow Ra'ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis'hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D'eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P'e'n't'a'g'r'a'm' Draculana Buffy BloodRose, but u can calla me Whole Topic or Whore Topic ro Bufffine or Eliner or Sarama or Hot Topic. Today I was weering a back MCR T shirt with pitchures of Gelatin Way making out with Draco, blac ripe jeans, lback socks, black Vans (AN: I figured oot how to wear carz ass shoos!) blark Lipschitz, blakc eyelyner (thats how i got de "eyeliner" in ma nam), blakie fishednets, and blacfk eyesshadown. It haddd beein two weaks since I cilled Voldemprt with ma Abracadabra spell. I was sittin nexust to Draco on da Hogwertz Expresso in a goffic coffin.

"Your sew sexxy", Draoc said in a deepressed voiz. "Do u wanna skrew mee?"

"I dew, duh." I tuck off my blac ripped dress and red filthnet tights. I eveeen took off my bar. Drao took off his vloths and ma blacked lacy unserwear. Den he putted his thingie into ma u-now-whut and we did it in the cawffin. "Oh! Ooh! Oh!" I said as I gut an organza. Dundlydore ran in yelling "What the hell are you doing you motherfukers!" but we cept screwing. Suddenly I sawes a preppy girl with a pickn t-shirt with glittier on it. She had white jeans aind pik congress shoes. Nuthin un her cloes weres black! She wulkd over 2 ma coffin where draco had his boys thingy in mine.

"Hi Hot Topic!" she said n a pink voce. "My neme is Sunset Cynthiella Leighanna Snowflake Tomoko Hermione Charity Grace Mercy Johnnina Indigo Thor Sapphire Libra Tylerelle Williamella Deaninine Jacka Mindy Irene Sarah Hayden Peony Anesthesia Snowflake MoonStone!"

I gasped.

SUNSET'S POV:

Hi there, little ol' reader! My name is Sunset Cynthiella Leighanna Snowflake Tomoko Hermione Charity Grace Mercy Johnnina Indigo Thor Sapphire Libra Tylerelle Williamella Deaninine Jacka Mindy Irene Sarah Hayden Peony Anesthesia Snowflake Moonstone! I was born at sunset, that's why my name is Sunset! Until I was going to be born at sunset, I was going to be called Cynthiella Leighanna, which is such a pretty name anyway so they gave it too me as a middle name. My parents also named me Snowflake because I'm such a special snowflake! I'm also half Japanese (although you couldn't tell from looking at me, I look like my mom) so my dad named me Tomoko because that's a pretty Japanese name. I'm also named Hermione because that's my favorite HP character and I couldn't wait too meet her at Hogwarts! I'm named Charity, Grace, and Mercy because I'm so charitable, graceful, and merciful. I'm named Johnnina after Johnny Rockets, my favorite member of my favorite boy band, Blue Attitude! They are all so sexy but Johnny is the sexiest of them all (marry me Johnny! He's mine!) I'm also named Indigo because that's my favorite color! I'm also named Thor because Chris Evans is sooooooooo sexy too (but not as much as Johnny!) I'm named Sapphire because that's my birthstone and Libra because that's my star sign (my birthday is September 29th!). I'm named Tylerelle, Williamella, Deaninine, and Jacka after the other four members of Blue Attitude in order of their sexiness: Tyler, William, Dean, and Jack. Jack's kind of old and ugly. I don't like him. But Tyler, William, and Dean are so hot! But I still like Jack enough to name myself after him. He seems nice. I'm named Mindy 'cause that's my little sister (love you girl!) and Irene, Sarah, and Hayden 'cause those are my BFFs! I'm named Peony because I love The Hunger Games and that's my Hunger Games name! I'm from District 1 because all of the other districts are gross. Anesthesia is my favorite name because it's like the princess of Russia. When I have a baby girl after I get married (ideally to Johnny Rockets) I'm going to name her Anesthesia. And I'm named Snowflake because I am such a special snowflake! I'm so pretty and sexy! I was sitting in the back of the Hogwarts Express with my friends Irenetta, Sarannah, and Haydeline. I was wearing a crimson dress with ruffles and my silky blonde hair was up in a high ponytail held up by a cobalt blue scrunchie. All of a suddenly, I saw a mean looking gothic girl having sex with Draco Malfoy in a coffin. I was so upset because I was hoping to have sex with Draco. But I was going to be nice to her, so I walked up to her coffin. "Hi Hot Topic!" I said in a pink voce. "My name is Sunset Cynthiella Leighanna Snowflake Tomoko Hermione Charity Grace Mercy Johnnina Indigo Thor Sapphire Libra Tylerelle Williamella Deaninine Jacka Mindy Irene Sarah Hayden Peony Anesthesia Snowflake Moonstone!"

She gasped.