A/N: This will have a few parts, and eventually lead to a lemon. Literally one of the things I end up writing at 12am in the morning when I'm confused and very exhausted.

enjoy lame jerza moments.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy tail.

Chapter 1: The First Dare

The entire guild was throwing a party, and as usual a few members here and there got a bit too tipsy. Natsu picked fights with everyone, Happy failed constantly at attempts to flirt with Charle, Gray mysterious lost his clothes whilst Juvia nearly passed out seeing her one true love half naked, Lucy facepalm'd but she'd be lying if she said she didn't have a little sip of alcohol.

Cana went overboard with her drinking, letting out a much satisfied burp. Jellal sat silently, taking a few sips of beer himself watching the entire sight. Meredy insisted on him coming since she said that he should ''spend time'' around people other than her and the rest of the oraccion seis.

''Natsu, give me back my underwear!'' Gray exclaimed with a flustered expression, Natsu just grinned holding up the underwear in his hand.

''DID I WIN THE GAME, MIRA?'' He yelled at the top of his lungs, and soon he got attacked by a fully naked Gray who demanded his underwear back and not giving a damn about whatever game Natsu was playing.

The bluenette couldn't help but chuckle at the way the Guild members interacted with each other. He could only assume each and every day was like this. He wondered how Erza put up with it.

''Hey Loner.'' Jellal's head shot up to see Cana sitting on one of the pedestals, her cheeks flushed red as a sign that he was drunk. ''Mira asked me to bring you into our little game room.'' she jumped off and walked towards him.

Jellal blinked, staring at the drunk brunette. ''W-What?'' he said, rather confused once Cana grabbed his arm. What the hell was the ''Game Room''?

''Truth or dare, you... in room, now.''

Jellal's eye twitched, that brunette was a lot stronger than she looked. Not only did he refuse to come, but he was dragged against his will in a room, sitting in a circle with Cana, Levy, Mira, Lisanna, Elfman, Natsu, Juvia, Lucy and... surprisingly... but not really, Makarov(Hopefully to supervise, although he looked drunker than everyone else there.)

In the middle of the circle, there was a bottle. Jellal had heard of some ridiculous game called ''Spin The Bottle'' where you had to dare someone, but never actually played it.

''Everyone, lets welcome our newcomer. Jellal.'' Mira beamed excitedly.

''Sup.''

''Yeah, whatever.''

''Um... Hi.''

''Did you bang Erza yet?'' Jellal's face nearly turned red at that remark, but he politely said 'No.' almost instantly.

''Juvia likes your haircolor.''

''You look like a real man!''

''Since he's new, he should get the first dare.'' Mira's eyes brightened at the suggestion,

''Good idea Lisanna!'' she clasped her hands together.

''Bad Idea, Lisanna.'' Jellal murmured to himself, he knew from that first abrupt remark that this was going to involve him... doing things to Erza. Mavis have mercy that they aren't too vulgar.

He gulped, hoping Mira wasn't some kind of devil.

For fucksakes, her takeover name was Satan Soul. Of course she'd have the mind of a demon. Everyone's gaze switched from Mira to Jellal's.

Oh well, not like they were going to let him leave willingly. He chugged down a mouthful of beer, and let it go down. ''I'm ready.'' he said as he let out a sigh and slammed his empty cup on the floor.

Mira's bright aura, suddenly dimmed and darkened a bit as a devilish smirk rose on her rosy pink lips. Her arms across her chest, and one leg crossing the other as she was the only one who actually sat in a chair. It only made her look that much more evil.

Yeah, he was screwed.

''Right around this time, Erza's getting her daily slice of Strawberry cake.'' Mira said, glancing up at the Guild's clock and looking as if she had planned this entirely beforehand. Wouldn't be surprised if she did.

Jellal already felt nervous the minute Erza's name was spoken.

''Right now she's most likely sitting alone in the guild hall, since the other members have gone out on job quests.'', he already saw glanced from people that said

'It was nice knowing you, buddy. But you're dead.'

''I want you to go out there and give her a little smack on the booty, if you know what I mean.'' The wink Mira sent Jellal from across the room sent shivers down his spine. ''Maybe a little squeeze wouldn't hurt as well. If you fail... it'll be your end.''

''No turning back now buddy.'' Cana slapped his back, Jellal felt like a sick puppy that got kicked to the side by a heartless human.

He stood up from where he was sitting, gritting his teeth while looking down in shame. As he walked past Mira towards the door, she wore a very satisfied smile. ''Have fun, Jel-chan.'' she teased before he shut the door.

Almost immediately, everyone stood up and rushed to peek through every peep hole, and crack they could see through to witness Jellal's possible last moments.

There she was, the red-haired beauty, the woman he loved so dearly. She sat innocently at a table, quietly eating her strawberry cake. It was amazing how pure, and innocent she looked.

Jellal took a few steps towards her from behind, gulping. Mavis help me, Mavis Help me, Mavis Help Me, someone punch me until I stop breathing so I won't have to do this.

It was either... face a murderous Mira, or a Murderous Erza.

At least he'd be murdered by the one he loved. Just do it, and get it over with you coward.

Yeah, do it then run like hell.

He quickly threw his hood over his head in a desperate hope that she wouldn't recognize him. Once he was within extremely close range, he was surprised to see she was more interested in her strawberry cake than anything else. But this was probably the most peace and quiet she'd probably get in a while.

Jellal shut his eyes closed as his hand grazed her butt, he gave it a firm squeeze then a slap that made her let out a yelp. For some reason, her yelp caused a tightness in his pants to ensue. No, damnit you're not supposed to be enjoying this!

His eyes widened as he looked up and met with her angry gaze. Her cheeks were rosy red when she realized who he was, and her gaze softened slightly but still kept up a surprised outlook.

''Jell-'' before she could finish he dashed away as fast as possible, but luck was against him when he tripped and fell face-first on the floor right in front of the Game Room entrance.

Erza blinked, then softly smiled before walking over to the fallen bluenette. She refused to openly admit it, but she had a huge soft spot for Jellal, she knew how socially awkward he could be at times so he knew someone else put him up to this.

''Need a hand?'' she crouched down in front of him, offering to help him up.

Jellal looked up, his gaze once again meeting hers. She wore a tender smile that sent his heart aflutter. He couldn't help but smile back, nearly taking her hand but hesitating and deciding against it at the last minute.

''I-I... I have to go to the bathroom.'' he said before standing up, and rushing into the game room.

Erza raised an eyebrow at his mysterious behavior, or maybe he just had a little too much to drink. Sighing, she smiled as her cheeks flushed with a light red color.

''If he wanted to touch me, he could have just asked...''

A/N: might be a tad OOC, but I still say Erza wouldn't mind being touched a little bit if it was... Jellal Lol.