op looked into etans eyes "i love you" he said, " i want to be with you for the rest of my life. etan said" do u like cruise boosting, bcuz i want you to cruise boost into my love life, please marry me and we can run bfbb together and this will be our marriage. conker entered the room "sup nerd" he said, "not now" said op, "ok 1:09, ill be goin boi." they decided to start doing early powers runs. idfk why that catagory is a bigger meme that howre runs. i enter. "what r u guys doing, i thought this was the room for AGDQ practice" "it is, im going to pull the biggest, cheesiest, douchiest move on the planet and propose on GDQ, and then cry and complain when i get banned from the event when i try to submit 16% in 2027. "ok well i am going to go bcuz i need to do oil skip and talk to ppl like chris and that bcuz people actually like me, dont do a fast sandys dream, aka fast nut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). etan looked back into ops eyes "it doesnt matter what they think, i'll always love u (no homo). op looked into etans eyes "yes i know, ur the only one who understands why i do early towers" "yes, and the fact you fuck up spongeglidie on gamcube is fun, now, get in my sea needle u awesome trench whore.
chris the fer the fast walked into the room, as usual etan wished him luck on the run and tried to act like he knew half the skips that were going on, when gamdin new more just from 6 days of watching "leave chris," etan said "im abt to make op more wet than bikini bottom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "what the fuck that aint dank" chris left "now, we'll have baz edit the sex tape and send it to SHiFT as payback for the "backstabbing" he did to me" fuff walks into the room "what the actualy cruise-boost r u doing to his fondler" "im abt to break ur wr in whack a tiki on his tikis fuff go away" said op SHiFT walks in alongside remoss and rigno. he says "are u phil lorenzo u cuckOLD!" no SHiFT i am NOT" said etan, "now go, im abt to do op skip on his clothes. everyone left. they started 2 fuk on da consoles. dey didnt finish bcuz some dood dabbing came in and said go jump in the shuttle bus u little fokers. they went home and did a race. op won even though he's on dolphin. etan yelled "FUCK ME" when he screwed up and op did. etan got prego and now has spintuplets. they're names are bill bob cheese double a battery and cruise boost. they live in the basement of baz. the end