One happy day, Kuledud3 sat down in his room. He had just finished watching the latest Shrek-related SFM video on youtube, and was ready for a quick nap.
"Man, I wonder what it would be like to meet Shrek," he thought as he hopped into bed, "Just the thought of him makes my wigglesniffer floppy".
He turned off his light and closed his eyes.
Kuledud3 awoke to the sound of a door opening and closing.
"H-hello?" He called out. No answer, except for a pungent stench that choked his nostrils.
"Who-Whos there?" He asked in a nervous tone.
"Get shreked" came a voice from behind him.
Kuledud3's boxers were whipped off the ground as Shrek pulled out his massive green, hairy, sweaty onion cock. Kuledud3 spread his ass cheeks wide, knowing what was coming. Kuledud3's anus was puckered tight- he was ready for this. He had to be. For Shrek.
Kuledud3 let out a scream as Shrek penetrated deep into his glory hole. He fell to his knees, and Shrek gripped his hips tight with his sausage hands. Shrek filled Kuledud3 with him, all 18 inches of him, and Kuledud3 let out his textbook moan. Shrek continued pumping him with his meat, but Kuledud3 couldn't handle the pain. He started screaming and whimpering, and Kuledud3 knew that this was disrespecting the almighty Shrek. At this Shrek pulled out and shoved him on the ground. Kuledud3 fell, lying on his back. Shrek got up and sat on his face, taking a fat ogre shit right into his mouth. Kuledud3's eyes filled with tears as his mouth struggled to contain Shrek's watery brown lumpnuggets. Kuledud3 managed to swallow most of it, as Shrek finally got up, pleased. Kuledud3 still had a mouth full of Shrek shit he hadn't managed to choke down yet, and Shrek saw his opportunity. "Its not ogre yet laddie" He said as he rammed his cock into Kuledud3's already stuffed face. Kuledud3 started gagging at the sensation of Shrek's monster sausage halfway down his gullet. Shrek, in ecstasy of the sensation of his own shit and Kuledud3's throat wrapped around his man meat, let out a mighty roar as he began to release his enormous onion load. Kuledud3 felt hot stinky semen flow down his throat as he swallowed it eagerly. Shrek continued to pump his huge load even when he pulled out, splattering Kuledud3's man titties with it. Shrek then proceeded to break out Kuledud3's window, roaring as he ran across the street to Jeef's house.
Kuledud3 cried happy tears for the rest of the night, smelling like ogre shit and onion cum.
THE END
