Chapter1: Getting ready for the Holidays!
Charaters:
Amy
Sonic
Shadow
Janelle (Black Hedgehog Brown strakes)
Dragon (an Orange girl echidna)
Hiei (yu yu hakusho)
Goku
Vegeta
And the bugging ass freak, Omochao
Author: ohh, the holidays, Christmas is almost coming. Presents, decorations, candy-
Gokou: And SEX!
Author: Uhh no Goku, but if you say so, I guess ok?
Goku: (Yells at Vegeta) Hey Vegeta! I want to give you a SURPRISE!
~Goku Runs towards somewhere to his Living room~
Amy: Ahh, I love Christmas! ^0^
Dragon: Presents, Candy, Fun-
Goku: AND SEX!
Sonic: Uh Sex? Goku, you need help…
Janelle: Christmas ROCKS!
Sonic: Okay that's true…
Hiei: Hn, Christmas as if I'm going to get anything…
Shadow: same here…
Dragon: Don't worry you guys…. You'll get something! Like… like… applesauce?
Shadow/Hiei: As if Dragon! You think!
Goku: ::Looks through the piles of boxes all over his living room::
Vegeta: Kakorot, what are you doing? Finding you Protection?
Goku: I'm just finding something Vegeta…
Vegeta: what are you looking for??!!
Goku: I'm looking for-
Vegeta: well? What is it? Your book of Psychology?
Goku: ::Continues looking through boxes::
Amy: I love Decorating! So pretty full!
Janelle: ::looks in the huge boxes::
Dragon: applesauce…
Sonic: Hey Shadow why the face? Its almost Christmas, aren't you happy about it?
Shadow: Hn, I hate the holidays…
Hiei: gee now that you mentioned it… I kinda thought of that too…
Janelle: Shadow, This is your first Christmas after you were found alive; after that life saving of hell at the ark!
Shadow: ::silence:: ----
Goku/Vegeta: ::Still looking through boxes::
Sonic: well, the Christmas tree is almost done, just need more decorations…
Vegeta: ::Still has his head in a box:: Add porn dolls!
Goku: gee, Vegeta ::Shrugs:: The more the merrier…
Vegeta: ::Sticks his head out of the box:: ::Blushes with embarrassment:: I was just JOKEING!
Hiei/Dragon: Oo …..
Amy: All I need is to put on the star! Anybody?
Shadow: ::Yawns:: Boooorrrrrrrriiiiingggg…
Dragon: I'll put on the star! Wait… I don't know I should put on the star cause I think I shouldn't put on the star… I'm confused..
Hiei: you just confused me… my eye hurts…
~* A light flashes in the room~*
Dragon: AAAHHHHHH! I c the light! I'm dead! Wait GOD, can you order me a pizza from heaven! I.m hungry!
Hiei: Damn my eye hurts more now…
Sonic: Ahh (covers eyes) Damn it's bright!
Janelle: What the hell is this light flashing from?!
Shadow: how can hell have light if it's dark-
~* Flash ends~*
Everyone besides Goku and Vegeta: HUH?
Omochao: Hi! I'm Omochao, and I'm here to bug you until your hell here is unleashed!
Dragon: oh that's Janelle… her hell is always unleashed with Shadow… Wait that didn't sound right…
Janelle: ::Hits Dragon:: Shut your piehole!
Shadow/Hiei: oh Shit…
Sonic: ::Coughs::
Dragon: did you bring my pizza?
Amy: ::Ignores and just continues decorating around Goku's House::
Omochao: press A button to jump!
Janelle: Look, flying idiot of all bitches…
Shadow: YEA! Janelle you Bit-
Janelle: ::Hits Shadow::
Shadow: HEY! Why did you hit me?!
Janelle: CAUSE!
Shadow: WHY!
Janelle: CAUSE!
Hiei: not this again!
Dragon: I think I have an idea to solve this problem! To the bat mobile! I mean, to the place!
~* Dragon searches in some of the boxes~*
Omochao: I wonder what it is… (Pause)… I feel POINTY!
Shadow: you are the one who started! It!
Janelle: NO! You DID! Wait, I did? NO, NO You did!
Shadow/Janelle: ::Evil Glare:: =_=*
* Vegeta and Goku Continue looking through the boxes, Dragon comes along to search for the problem solving thingy….*
Dragon: Hey guys do you know-
Goku: NO!
Dragon: but I haven't said-
Vegeta: SHUT UP!
*~Dragon Shrugs and looks in a big box full of stuff…~*
Dragon: FOUND IT!
Goku: WOW YOU DID!
Vegeta: What is it? Something Peachy?
Dragon: Oo" No…
Sonic: Guys can you just cut it out?! We have to get Busy!
Omochao: finally someone that understands me… ::sobs:: Sonic… Lets get jiggy! ^-^
Sonic: Oo! No! Not that kind of busy!
Omochao: I wanted it tonight! Wahhh!
Sonic: NO!
Omochao: I was talking about Jello, you know its all jiggled n stuff…
Sonic: but you said, "Sonic lets get jiggy"
Omochao: so that's the way you talk to your self in the mirror… I WANT MINI CAMERAS SO I CAN SEE WHAT SONIC DOES TO HIMSELF WHEN HE SAYS THAT "SONIC LETS GET JIGGY" PHRASE to HIMSELF ON THE MIRROR!
Sonic: Can you shut UP! You are getting to annoying, and you weren't Talking about jello at ALL!
Omochao: Press A button to Jump on the BED! To go faster simply Press the A button rapidly to go Faster on the bed with a Chilidog, but without the buns!
Sonic: -____-;
Shadow: You Bitch!
Janelle: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Shadow: I said I had a back itch!
Janelle: YEA RIGHT LIKE AS I WAS STUPID AS A well something stupid…. Uhh
Omochao: POINTY STICK!
Janelle: POINTY STICK! What? A pointy stick?
Dragon: I gots the secret weapon!
Omochao: does it go fast?
Amy: Guy's quite it!
Shadow/Janelle: I KEEP FIGHTING IF I WANT TO! .*
~ Dragon Giggles as she lift up the object she is holding above the two Fighting uh...Fighters?~
Dragon: YAY! MISSION ACOMPLISH! WERES MY PIZZA!
Hiei: This is getting to good…
` Everyone laughs besides the two~
Shadow/Janelle: OH FUCK NOW WHAT?!
Amy: Look up! You'll see what funny!
~ Shadow and Janelle look up ~
Dragon: You guys have to do it!
Shadow: oh shit… -_____-;
Janelle: Dragon, Put that DAMN MISSLE TWO DOWN! NOW!
Dragon: To Late! You guys have to kiss!
Omochao: or you'll two will end up in BED!
Everyone: Oo?
Omochao: bed of um... HI IM OMOCHAO AND I'M HERE TO HELP YOU! Press A button to jump Rapidly in bed? ^-^;
Shadow: this is getting to horny… I mean corny…
Omochao: somebody check for Shadows "Unicorn!"
Janelle: ::Walks away::
Omochao: Any takers?
Shadow: CHAOS SPEaR!
Omochao: ow! That's OUCHES! I'm gonna tell on the principal on you!
Sonic: ::laughing:: XD
Amy: ::nods::
Dragon: You both WON'T ESCAPE FROM THE KISSING PLANT MISTLE THINGY!
Hiei: …
Dragon: hey Hiei! -^_^-
Hiei: what now Baka…
~ Dragon holds a Mistletoe under Hiei~
Hiei: ::Looks up:: -O_O-
Dragon: Hey Hiei! Come here!
Hiei: NO! ::Runs towards Shadow::
Shadow: I c you are suffering from that pathetic kissing Plant…
Hiei: ::Nods::
Shadow: welcome to my world… well hell…
~ As we were at when Goku and Vegeta looking for the missing item that Goku is looking for…~
Vegeta: I Give up this looking… its BORING!
Goku: I FOUND IT!
Vegeta: what is it?!
Sonic/Amy/Dragon/Janelle: WHAT Did you find?!
~*Goku holds the item up high so everyone can view the item that Goku had found~*
Goku: A NUT CRACKER!
Omochao: HE CRACKERED HIS NUTS! ^-^
Vegeta: ::Sweatdrop:: All this searching for a piece of shit that cracks nuts… -_-;
Amy: That may be useful…
Omochao: Mister grumpy guy is pissed as his PANTS!
Goku: any body wanna crack my Nuts for the pleasure of it?
~* Janelle tries forcing Dragons hand to raise her hand*~
Dragon: NO! I WON'T CRACK ANYBODYS NUTS FOR THE PLEASURE OF IT!
Janelle: Hieis?
~ Dragon was silent~
Amy: well that explains a lot…
Sonic: tell me about it… well not all of it… How the hell you came back Janelle?
Amy: hey Omochao how would you know Goku ever crackered his Nuts?
Omochao: well he may did that… but I DID! Wanna see?
Amy: uh no, and besides you don't have that… um ...you know…
Omochao: Well I had plastic Surgery!
Amy: Oo how can you have plastic surgery it you are metal?
Omochao: watch! ::turns his back on Amy, then he faces Amy::
Amy: eww… wahhh? -________-;
Omochao: see I told you I did have it between my legs!
Amy: That's Just a bended plastic STRAW!
Omochao: well its plastic right! All I need is two cotton BALLS!
Amy: AHHHHh! SONIC!
Omochao: I never knew Sonic had 2 cotton balls! SONIC CAN I BORROW YOUR COTTON BALLS! MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT THAT SILKY! SiZE SMALL PLEASE!
Sonic: Soon I'm gonna need Shadow to kill you…
Janelle: ever heard of Duck tape?
Omochao: I'll be right back!
Vegeta: Great, the wonders of how idiots disappear… any body have Wonder bread?
Hiei: you just took the word out of my mouth…
Goku: HOW?
Amy: With "WHAT"?
Hiei: O.O
Dragon: LEAVE HIEI ALONE!
Everyone: Oooooo
Omochao: MOOOOOOOO! ^0^
Vegeta: how did you get here?
Omochao: oh… BYE BYE! ::Disappears::
Dragon: I didn't mean it that way! ::Blushes:: -.-
Hiei: ::Sighs::
Janelle: "If I only had something for those to be together…"
Hiei: what!
Janelle: NOTHING!
Hiei: you know I can read minds…
Janelle: I knew that … ^-^;
Dragon: what did she say?
~* Hiei Glares at Janelle evilly~*
Dragon: well?
Hiei: nothing…
Omochao: IM BACK FROM a PLACE!
~ Omochao bought a tall box~
Goku: what did you get?
Amy: Lets SEE!
Dragon: OUT OF THE BOX!
Vegeta: I hate that show…
Sonic: well that's obvious…
Janelle: tell me about it…
~* Amy looks through the box what Omochao had brung*~
Hiei: What did he bring? Books of how to sexually harass yourself?
Omochao: I never brought books of masturbation…
Hiei: ::Smacks forehead:: .
Dragon: so what did Omochao bring?
Goku: I hope its something "Useful"…
Omochao: YOU Bet!
Dragon/Sonic: O.o
Janelle: if its something not useful for Christmas, and it doesn't look like a Christmas decoration… I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS!
Sonic: Oh boy…
~* Amy takes out what the items where in the box…~*
Vegeta: well?
Amy: Hey! There BALLONS!
Hiei/Vegeta: who needs balloons for Christmas…
~ Vegeta picks up a pack of "BALLONS" from the box and looks at it~
Vegeta: ::SweatDrop:: -____-; (Drops the pack)
Dragon: …
~* Janelle also tends to pick up the pack and looks at it then Drops it*~
Janelle: Oh Gawd…. -_-;
Goku: well? Are they balloons or balloons?
Sonic: whats the difference?
Goku: they're balloons…
~* Sonic picks up one of the packs and examines it~*
Sonic: THESE ARE NOT BALLONS!
Omochao: But I bought the clear ones so they can be see throughable! ^-^
Everyone: O_O"
Sonic: these are Condoms!
Omohao: oh really? I thought they were see throughale balloons!
Amy: eww Gross how could you bring these here!?
Hiei: That is just mental issues…
Vegeta: were did you get so much of these things?!
Janelle: I knew he would ask that…
Vegeta: Is not like I need them… well yeaaaa- no! no!
Janelle: riiiiighhhhhttttt
Vegeta: Shut the hell up or I'll give you the consequences!
Janelle: Sha- um huh?
Omochao: well actually I never got these from a store…
Dragon: and weres that?
Omochao: I went to Knuckles's place see,
Goku: oh boy a story!
Omochao: This box was beside a bush and I heard sighs and moaning and I saw very fast movements (Pause) Press A button rapidly to go faster! Then-
Dragon: ENOUGH WITH THE DETAILS! IT BURNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Goku: aww I wanted to hear the details!
~* Silence was set all over the room *~
Goku: nevermind…
Omochao: Then I took the balloons away!
Janelle: for the last time! They are not balloons! They are… Well…you know….
Goke: well, we got to put these so called "Balloons" somewhere so we cant see them anymore and don't fell horny!
Amy: Definitely! Did you say Horny?
Goku: well Vegeta gets into that easily…
Vegeta: NO,NO I DO NOT! --___--*
Amy: O.O?
Goku: you'll see…
Omochao: Vegetas a Sexual monkey! ^-^
Vegeta: .
~*Goku picks up the box and goes to hide the box of… um …Plastics…*~
Dragon: I thought Christmas was about a Happy, Great, holiday to get presents! Not trying to seduce each other!
Sonic: you got that right!
Omochao: Seducing is to reducing, as reducing is to (Long Pause) …seducing! ^-^
Hiei: this is getting ridiculous..
Amy: Hey! I need to go shopping for holiday Food! Who ever wants to come with me, say I!
~ No one in the room replied with an I~
Amy: I'll pick YOU! Yea you! Pointy bush head!
Vegeta: Who me?! Ridiculous creature!
Omochao: Did someone mention Pointy? Because I have very big urges right now…
Hiei: ::Rolls Eyes:: C_C
Janelle: would you Stop with that annoying pointyishish sayings?!
Omochao: ::scoots closer to Janelle::
Janelle: Now what?
Omochao: ::Inhales:: Pointy Shadow…
Janelle: ::covers Ears:: I NEVER HEARD THAT! |.|
Dragon: Amy, I thought you usually bring Sonic along with you all the time!
Amy: well, yea, but I know this may sound weird, but, I'll let Sonic on with decorating around the House and let Veggie come along! ^-^
Vegeta: NO! NEVER! NO- oh what the hell…
Amy: we'll be back soon!
Hiei: very soon…
Omochao: POINTY SHADOW!
Janelle: STOP! |.|
Omochao: POINTY SHADOW! ^0^
Janelle: STOP! |.|
Omochao: VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY POINTY SHADOW!
Janelle: ARGH! THAT'S IT!
~ Kicks Omochao causing him to crash in a closet~
Omochao: BYE BYE! (Crashes) X_X
Sonic: and that how admiration goes to assassination! ^-^
Hiei: Hey where's Shadow?
Janelle: oh yea… he hasn't been here for a long time…
Dragon: gee, I didn't know the mistletoe we'll make him that embarrassing…
Janelle: how would you know?
Dragon: Hiei told me-
Hiei: ::Covers Dragons Mouth::
Janelle: what?
Hiei: NOTHING! JUST NOTHING!
Janelle: ::shrugs:: okay…
Sonic: hey we are also missing Goku…
Janelle: I'll go look for Shadow Outside he's always like hanging around outside when its dark so he must be out there…
Dragon: I'll go look for Goku!
Sonic: I'll go make Hot chocolate! Wanna help Hiei?
Hiei: hn, alright, for the hell of it…
Sonic: if you need us, we'll be in the kitchen…
Dragon/Janelle: okay!
Dragon: to the bat mobile!
Janelle: would you stop saying that! Where in the hell would you ever get that dumb idea?
Dragon: my mind of confusion… full of Hiei- I mean Hieistoration…
Janelle: there is no word like that…
Dragon: did I mention confusion in my mind?
~ Janelle goes outside to look for Shadow, while Dragon goes to look for Goku up stairs~
***Mean while in the store Shop N Chaos***
Amy: Shopping… I love shopping don't you Vegeta?
Vegeta: NO! I definitely do NOT! Lets just get what we need, get it over with and leave! =_=*
Amy: awww you need so shopping fun!
Vegeta: NO! I don't need any shopping fun! This is ridiculous!
Amy: ::Tisks:: well…
Vegeta/Amy: Oo?
~ Chaos was ruled all over the store~
Kid 1: ::puts beans that are ready into his pants and crushes it with it::
Kid 2: YEA!
Kid 1: ::Gets up to reveal a mess of beans all over his pants::
Kid 2: and that is how beans were, made in toilet style! ^-^
Mother: (puts her hand in Kid 1) mmm tasty got anymore?
Kid 1: I got special beans in the restroom wanna taste?
Mother: I sure that sounds good!
People: (trying to do the same thing as the younger kids did)
Vegeta: oh gawd… ::Smacks forehead::
~ Back in the home of Goku~
Sonic: okay, next put in Chaos chocolate power…
Hiei: are we almost done?
Sonic: um yea… this only take 5 min or so…
Hiei: 5 Minutes?! Different?! What do you mean?
Sonic: well, Amy said it a special recipe for hot chocolate meaning its put in Special milk and Chocolate…
Hiei: it better not be that KIND of "MILK"…
Sonic: NO! NO! ::shribbles:: {.}
Hiei: I have a feeling it will be…
Sonic: stop worrying to much just enjoy life!
Hiei: Hn, if Drag-
Sonic: now for the list, power, check, um milk? Hiei get the milk!
~ As we were on continuing the search of Shadow and Goku, Dragon searches upstairs ~
Dragon: hey carrot man! Are you here? You sure take long to hide those boxes of…um…uh…um yeaa…BALLONIES!
~ Dragon notices one door closed in the hall upstairs~
Dragon: Goku are you in here? Cause if you are… ANSWER ME!
~ Gokus Voice was not heard on the other side of the door~
Dragon: Hello? Answer me! Don't make me get the Nutcracker! I mean uh BELT even though I don't have a belt with me, I can make on out of paper!
~ again, no reply was herd on the otherside of the door~
Dragon: That's it! I'm Barging in!
~ Instead he opened the door without barging in as she did, the room was dark but little enough to see someone in the room~
Dragon: Goku? Are you – GOKU?!
~ Back in the store of Shop N chaos~
Amy: oh! There's Eggnog! I bet all of us would like that! Don't you think Vegeta?
Vegeta: I DON'T CARE! LETS GO NOW!
Amy: I'll take 5! ^-^
Vegeta: why would you want to take 5?
Amy: well, obviously there must be one or two of us that are crazy for eggnog! ^-^
~ Vegeta rolls his eyes and notices a guy making out with a candy cane on the pointy part of it~
Amy: Okay, Lets go to the cash register and pay for this stuff! You got the money Vegeta? Vegeta?
~ Vegeta ignores Amy and continues glancing, but this time he started to drool at the guy~
Amy: HELLO! Mr. I can stare at anybody that sucks candy canes and I fell so Horny, LETS GO! No wonder goku mentioned something about Vegeta getting the horny so easy…
~ Vegeta Finally stops staring and Follows Amy~
Vegeta: DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME HORNY! AND I WASN'T STARRING! DAMN IT! .*
Amy: (notices a little girl tugging Vegeta's Pants)
Amy: Hey Vegeta, there's a little girl trying to tell you something!
Vegeta: huh?
~ Vegeta notices the little girl~
Vegeta: what do you want you little pest?
Little Girl: Hey mister, you didn't tighten your pants right!
~ Vegeta aloots and ignores the little girls weird comment ~
little Girl: really Mister, you don't have your pants zipped right…
~ Amy goes up to the cash register to pay~
Vegeta: look little girl, why don't you go along and mind your own Girly business OKAY?!
~ After the little girl was commanded to leave, Vegeta notices the little girls mother right in front of him~
Little girl: Mommy?
Mother: Yes hun?
Little girl: I tried telling this mister behind you that he didn't zip his pants up right, but he don't listen…
Mother: that's great hun… (In a I don't believe you voice)
Little girl: No really mommy! Then why does he have a large candy cane sticking out of his pants!
~ The little girls mother finally herd what her little daughter had said and turned around to notice Vegeta with an Unappropriate vision*~
Mother: Gasp! That's not a Candy Cane! Hey SIR! O_O*
Vegeta: What do you want you Woman?!
Mother: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THAT AT HOME IF YOU HAVE BIG STRONG URGES TO BRING HERE!
~ Vegeta noticed and blushed with embarrassment~
Vegeta: NOT AGAIN! ARGH! AMY!
Amy: There now I payed for everything, I think its time to go home! ^-^
Vegeta: (Tug's Amy) LETS GO NOW! -.-
Amy: Why the rush? (Pause)
Ahh! Lets go! I told you not to stare at anything that gives you urges! .
Vegeta: SHUT UP AND LETS GO!
~ Out side at Goku's home, Janelle searches for Shadow ~
Janelle: Now where is he? Oh great… now its very dark… SHADOW! Are you here?! HELLO! Shadow? DAMN ANSWER ME! OUCH!
~ rocks were suddenly thrown from Goku's roof~
Janelle: OKAY! I KNOW ITS YOU SHADOW! GET DOWN HERE! NOW!
~ Continually rocks were being thrown from the roof~
Janelle: Stop throwing ROCKS!
???: MOOOooooooo
Janelle: oh great… a surround sound that's great…. -___-; COME HERE DOWN!
~ In Goku's Kitchen Sonic and Hiei with the drinkies….~
Sonic: Hiei, are you listening?
Hiei: YEA! IAM! There's to muck gallons of milk! DIFFERENT ONES!
Sonic: Just get one! There probably all the same…
~ Hiei sighs and just grabbed a random gallon of milk~
Hiei: here….hn
~ Sonic reads the gallon of milk to see if it's the right one~
Sonic: Yup! Right one!
Hiei: I'M so DAMN BORED!
Sonic: okay! It's done! Now for the results! Here you can have a cup?
Hiei: duh…
Sonic: a toast!
Hiei: my ass…
Sonic: lets see how this tastes like!
Hiei: whoopee do… -_________-;
Author: thanks for reading so far! Some of you that had read one of my stories must be wondering about The 8 pears of necklaces I did post another chapter long ago, and ill continue it afterwards later… so I'll get to finish it pretty soon…
Hope you enjoy this chapter ill be posting 2 chapter around this week or so send me reply of how you thought about this story! Thanks! :p