It was noon at 2fort and RED's spy, Fontaine, had his sights on taking out the BLU sniper, who was milling around BLU's battlements. He cloaked and snuck past the sentry that guarded the upstairs of the BLU base. As he rounded the corner, he saw the sniper zoomed into his scope, looking at something with intense interest. Although it peaked Fontaine's curiosity, he remained silent and crept towards the unknowing sniper. Once he was behind him, he unclocked and raised his knife.
"Oi. Don't even try it, mate." the sniper whispered. Fontaine froze and bit his lip. The sniper turned around and took a few steps from the spy. At this time, Fontaine saw that he was wearing a Razerback, and stabbing him would have just gotten the spy killed, "Maybe you should pay attention before you try to backstab me next time."
"Pfft, why didn't you let me if you knew I would be paralyzed?" Fontaine questioned, pulling out his cigarette case and pulling out one. He lit it and took a long drag before frowning at the sniper.
"Because I think I found something a little more irritating then trying to kill me..." the sniper mentioned, pointing over at the RED base's own battlements, "Isn't that your pal over there?"
"What...?" Fontaine said, looking to where he pointed. He spotted RED's medic, Conrad, standing near the edge of the battlements, looking down once and a while to shoot syringes at random BLU's that wondered into the base. Fontaine shielded his eye's with one hand to get a better look, "Oh, yes. Zhat's Conrad! But why did you want-"
"Look closer, mate!" the sniper laughed, handing the spy his Sniper Rifle. Fontaine was skeptical, but he grabbed the heavy gun and raised it so he could peer down the scope at the medic. However, besides seeing Conrad, he noticed RED's sniper, Jim, was behind the medic. Instead of looking out for BLU's, he was staring intently at the medic. He grinned slyly and let his eyes wonder up and down Conrad's back. Fontaine's face heated up with rage.
"Zhat little whore!" He snarled loudly.
"Hey, doctor..." Jim said, standing behind Conrad. The medic adjusted his glasses and replied to the sniper.
"Hello, Herr sniper." he said. He kept his eyes trained at the BLU soldier attempting to cross the bridge, but being pushed back by RED's pyro. Conrad fired a few syringes and managed to land them in the soldier's shoulder, "Ah, Jim, can you help me get rid of zhis soldier?"
"I don't know, doc..." Jim snickered before dropping his Sniper Rifle and grabbing the medic around his waist, "What are you gonna' help me with later?"
"Jim-?" Conrad started, but paused when he heard a familiar shouting coming from the other base. He peered over at the BLU battlements and spotted Fontaine, waving his arms around and jumping up and down. He was shouting something that was impossible to hear over the pyro and soldier's fighting, "Iz zhat Fontaine over there?"
"What- argh!" Jim cried out.
"... and I'm going to kill you when we're done with zhis battle, you disgusting jar man! I will personally carve the words 'I am a whore' on your face so everyone at your funeral can see it!" Fontaine ranted from the BLU battlements.
"I don't think they can hear ya', mate...!" BLU sniper laughed at the enraged spy. The shear joy out of seeing the spy so mad almost gave him a heart attack. He had to lean against a wall to keep from falling down.
"You 'ad better not run into me after zhis, sniper! You will regret the very day you assaulted my medic with your vile hands! You might as will start digging your grave now, before I do it for you!" Fontaine raged. Behind him, the BLU sniper grabbed his Sniper Rifle, which the spy had dropped when he started ranting, and looked down the scope at the enemy sniper and medic. But instead of just them, he noticed someone else come behind the RED sniper. It was Gabriel, Fontaine's twin brother and the BLU spy. He raised his knife and stabbed the sniper in the back. The sniper fell to the ground, dragging the medic with him, who was very confused. The BLU sniper stood up, handed the rifle to Fontaine, and pointed at the medic.
"Oi! Look at your brother, mate!" he said. Fontaine peered down the scope again and gasped at the BLU spy, fearing the worse. But Gabriel just smiled across at them and waved. Then he turned towards the fallen medic and helped him get up.
"Ah... what a relief..." Fontaine said, still looking down the scope. As he went to pull away, he noticed his brother give Conrad a small kiss on the cheek before walking off the edge of the battlements, landing safely. The medic's face showed off a blush as he pulled out his Bonesaw and walked back into the heart of the RED base, "Gabriel..." Fontaine snarled through his gritted teeth. The BLU sniper grabbed his rifle from the spy and put his arm around the surprised spy's shoulders.
"Yeah, yeah, how 'bout you go talk him?" he said. Then he removed his arm and pushed Fontaine off the edge of his own battlements, The spy stumbled off and fell flat on his face. But he managed to get up and run back across the bridge to his own base, holding a hand to his face to stop his nose from bleeding, "... wanka."