I thought I do something that would probably bring a smile on your face for attempted humor.
"And you want me to do what?" Iruka sat in the bar with Kurenai, Anko, Shizune, and Lady Tsunade. I knew something was up when I got to the bar to see that Genma and Raidou weren't there. I'm sure a story is in order. Kurenai and Asuma are getting married, right? About time. So of course you have a traditional bachelor and bachelorette parties for the married couple right. So really the men and the women get to have one more 'fun time before the get married. So I'm guessing you're wondering what the point of this is and you'll find out if you haven't guess already.
"Yeah, Iruka you would totally play the part well." Anko said smiling that smile.
"Come on you're feminine enough it won't take much too full them." Kurenai said.
"No way have you just wanted me to do it because you're afraid of the stripper that's going to come in and dance all over your fiancé." You could tell I hit home the way Kurenai eyes flashed and she growled.
"Okay so I don't want a slut dancing all over my man." Gosh she is such a kid.
"So wait you're telling me that you cross-dress?" Lady Tsunade asks taking a sip out of her glass.
Iruka sigh, "If you read some of my missions it required me to go under cover in disguised as a woman."
Shizune raised an eyebrow. "Why not send a woman instead?"
Iruka sigh once again. "Whereas I'm a man and they are women. Some of them were either to young to handled the mission are simply barbaric to do it."
Kurenai bristled at that comment. "Barbaric? I am nothing at the source."
"Could've fooled me." Iruka said sarcastically. Anko just grinned.
Shizune ask, "What happen?"
"Well I guess after narrowing the list down it was just me and Kurenai. How I got on there is a mystery to me, but any way it was my first mission with Kurenai, a Junín, no less. Our mission was to steal a scroll that was stolen from a village in the mist. That scroll we were retrieving just so happen to be in brothel."
Shizune mouth dropped and she started to blush. "So after a week of being in the brothel, finally Kurenai got approached. And let me say the whole mission was blown up. Some man let his horse escape in front of her. She was so outrage and pissed off not only did she cut the man's manhood off, she cut three more before escaping." Lady Tsunade and Shizune were trying hard not to laugh, but the image was just too funny. "So I decide to stay and complete the mission. It wasn't so hard, with all the chaos I was able to slip in and grab the scroll, but I didn't leave quite yet. I let everything settle down because I knew I wouldn't have been able to get away with out getting caught."
"So what happened afterwards?"
"I left," Iruka said simply.
Lady Tsunade raises an eyebrow unbelieving. "That's it?"
"Yeah that's it. The most anybody would think was that I was killed." Iruka said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Why would you think that?" Shizune ask.
"Because a brothel is prostitution house filled with women who have nothing to lose. So it not exactly uncommon for any of them to be found dead in that place."
Everybody mouth went slack at the thought of a meaningless death.
Iruka smiled and said, "You know maybe stripping in front of our fiancé would be fun."
Kurenai beamed. "So you'll do it?"
"You'll owe me."
With my excitement for my new story. I totally forgot to give credit for the one who inspired me to write my story: Belladonna-LaMorte.
Everybody give her a great round of applause.
Oh and a little advice I would like to give to all fanfiction writer. If you all have a story that is similar to the story you read. Please be kind enough to give credit to the one who wrote the original, so problems like mines can be avoided.
From Dobby123,
Who loves all her fans.
Thank you...
Ta-ta for now.