This is essentially a series of events that occurred when William decides to fuck it in the Ultimate Custom Night. Please note that all of this happens in a non chronological order. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own FNAF
Chapter 1: Purgatory's not so bad
William Afton is a human, plain and simple. He may be a murderer with roughly a dozen confirmed kills or more but he is still mortal. The place he ended up in started to dull. In the first 100 times he was terrorized by every animatronic he knew of and others. Even his body was haunting him. Unfortunately whoever made this place for him forget a few things and left the master controls off.
It started around a few nights after he beat what the afterlife called 50/20. It should have been 56/20 or so if he missed anyone but God didn't seem to care. Several animatronics were still after him tonight but they seemed subdued at the moment. He looked around the office and saw Rockstar Freddy in his usual spot. William then called the parrot flying through the room and summoned Rockstar Foxy.
"Yarg, how may I be of service to ye'" A good thing William caught what little aid he had in a good mood. He was meaning to test the waters in the afterlife properly.
"You got any beer? Because I definitely need it." The man asked breaking the rules of the world he found himself in.
The newest incarnation of animatronic foxes blinked stupidly before responding. "Of course, give me a moment to acquire me stash." He then disappeared for a brief moment and returned with a medium sized box filled with alcoholic goodness. The animatronic placed the container on the table next to the figurine of Bonnie. "Take it. It's yours." R. Foxy said before doing his vanishing act once more.
William smiled normally as he sat back in his chair and propped his legs on the table. He held a bottle from the box the flicked the cap off. One sip was all he had before he saw the normal Foxy's legs standing at the door. The man promptly ignored it and drank his beer.
Once again, William saw Foxy rebuilding himself in his office. Inwardly, he rolled his eyes. "Foxy, hurry up and finish fixing yourself. I've got rum." The animatronic's body vibrated quickly as his body parts flew into place with a noticeable snap.
Foxy regained his senses in a matter of minutes. "Rum ye say, gimme a dozen of 'em and I'll leave ye alone for the next few nights." The exchange was quick and the robot got a box with 12 bottles in his arms. "Thank ye lad, for a murderer ye are not that bad." William waved him away as he tapped on the remaining bottles he kept.
William Afton thought that he should get some food. Of course he had to get to the kitchen where Chica and Puppet were. Thankfully he was able to bring the tablet that allowed him to look at the cameras and do other actions, specifically the music. The man wandered into the kitchen and saw Chica making a mess of all the metalware in the room. Looking to the side he saw the Puppet's music box sitting there in the corner.
He made his way to the refrigerator which was actually filled with food. The man didn't see Chica just staring at him as if he was doing the unthinkable, the Puppet was actually peeking out of her box because she sensed the man who shouldn't be moving around let alone be outside the office.
Grabbing what foodstuffs he would eat and snack on for the rest of the night with closed doors, William carefully balanced what he picked and placed it all in a bag. Not hearing the sound of pots and pans, he turned to see Chica just staring at him. More specifically the tablet in his hand. The Puppet hasn't moved from her position but the music box was winding down.
Raising his eyebrow, he asked the animatronic "You want me to change the music now?" The chicken nodded her head. William activated the camera system and change the music while winding up the music box. "I don't care what you do anymore, just go wild and not kill me in process." The man said as he waved the threat against his life with disinterest.
As the murderer walked down the hallway, he saw Baby looking inside the office wondering where the hell Afton is. A few quick taps on the floor alerted the animatronic to him. Before she could attack the man, her target held up his free hand in front of him. "Before you attack me, are you Baby or Elizabeth?"
The animatronic decided to go along and nodded once. "Shouldn't you be going away by now, you already attacked the office." With that the robot walked down the hall and vanished. When Baby left, William sighed in a bit of relief and entered the office. He sat down in his office and activated his tablet.
"This is going to be a short night."
'This has got to be ridiculous' thought William as he watched the chaos outside of his room through the cameras.
It was another one of the more stressful nights where he was supposed to fight for his life. This time, a lot of animatronics were active and were forgoing their ways of attack. Keyword was, all of the ones that are trying to get him are actually failing to even get close for some reason.
"You what?!" Freddy's voice echoed throughout the building seconds after Withered Chica got lodged in the vent. Funtime Foxy was bashing the right door with the two enragement children. Bonnie decided today was a good day to go out and teamed with Ballora on ramming the left door.
"Surprise!" a crazy voice that sounded like a fixed version of Molten Freddy was heard. The sound of a rocket flying then a thud on the door and a girlish scream in that order followed. William looked on the camera in the left hall and saw Funtime Freddy raising his right arm. It was missing a hand and circuits were popping out. "Damn, I could have had 'em!" He said.
"He wasn't here before." William spoke out loud at the newest addition to the number of robots wanting to kill him. A trio of crashes and metallic screams prompted the murderer to look at the right hall. There he saw Baby, Nightmare Bonnie and Nightmare Mangle tangled in a pile of scrap, unable to move out and thereby blocking the hall. They apparently tried to attack simultaneously but failed.
"My eyes!" Nightmare BB said as the flashlight burned his supernatural optics. William then grabbed the surprising short robot and tossed him into the pile outside the right door. The man proceeded to drop back onto his chair and saw a set of jaws slowly closing on him. He merely grabbed the offending mouth with his bare hands and pried the lower back out of Nightmare Chica.
It was about to reach 4am when he felt plastic hands on his arms. "Let's go somewhere more private." Toy Chica said when William clenched on her hands. "Nope, we are doing it here. Unless you don't have genitals." The chicken's sharp frozen smile looked like it could grow bigger.
The doors to the office opened as animatronics poured in to kill the guard. As one they froze as they took in the sight within the office. At the same time, a smell permeated their robotic senses as they all ran out screaming, traumatized by what they saw. No one entered the office for the rest of the night and Toy Chica walked out with a limp in her step.
1.1 Foxy is a pirate. Pirates can usually be bribed.
1.2 William didn't really care because he was hungry.
1.3 Is this how someone is supposed to write crack?
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