Author's Note: This is my first fan fiction. Any feedback will do. Be however hard on me you want! I have much to learn! ^^ll

"This is really boring," Alice yawned. Half the day had passed without anything exciting happening. All the others did was to run around playing tag, hide-and-seek, etc. and she was tired of it. Seeing Oz run around happily with Ada, Gilbert, Sharon and Break, Alice smiled, an evil glint in her eyes.

"Manservant, come here," Alice commanded.

Oz stopped playing and went to her, knowing what will happen if he didn't. Alice stood up and led Oz to the top of a flight of stairs. "Sit here," Alice called, trying to sound innocent and succeeding in doing so.

When she stood behind him, Oz finally felt that something was wrong. "Um, Ali—" Oz was already flying down the stairs. "It was an accident! Are you alright? Come, I'll help you!" Alice gasped dramatically, a look of horror plastered onto her face. She grabbed Oz before he could answer and started bandaging his arm until the area below it turned purple. "Oops." Alice smiled nervously. She knew that she was putting on a very convincing act. She undid it and smiled at him. "Feeling better now?"

"Yes," Oz replied tentatively. Alice's face immediately brightened. "Let's play, then!" Alice smiled sweetly. "Let's play catch!" She proceeded to throw Oz up into the air. When he fell back down, she explained, "Oops. I'm so sorry. I was supposed to catch you but my hand slipped."

"Uh, Alice? Can we play another version of catch?" Oz pleaded. "You'll throw an object and I will catch it." Alice thought about it and agreed.

"Catch!" she yelled, throwing her scythe, sharp end pointed at Oz, towards him. Oz paled and dodged, which sent the scythe flying further on towards Ada, Gilbert, Sharon and Break. They all dodged except Gilbert, who fainted. Sharon's eyes brightened.

"Let's all play!" she cried. Break looked at Gilbert. "Gilbert is still out, but it's okay," Break mused. "He can play while lying on the ground."

They ended up in a circle throwing things at one another. Alice's scythe gained a boomerang effect and it flew back and landed obediently in her hand, which she proceeded to throw again and again at random people. Sharon threw her fans, Ada threw her cats which attacked the others, Break threw Emily and Oz ended up just dodging everything. Eventually, Alice realized that Gilbert should join in too.

"WAKE UP!" she screamed into Gilbert's ear. "What the –"before Gilbert could respond, one of Ada's cats 'accidentally' crawled onto Gilbert's face. He froze.

"Miao?" the cat asked enquiringly, pawing at Gilbert's face. Ada took it away.

"Now that you've awakened, let's continue!" Alice chirped. "Wha -" Gilbert started, but was cut short by Emily, the cats, a scythe and fans flying at him.


This was what Alice wrote in her diary that day:

Cause: Playing catch

Casualties: 2, namely Manservant and Manservant's Servant

Damage: *CENSORED*

Process: *CENSORED*

Main damage causing person: Myself

Other comments: It was really fun!