~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Hell Freezes Over~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MOVIE CHARACTERS: Jack Frost, Nicholas Saint North, Sandy, Toothiana, Bunnymund
OC: Hextorian 'Hex' Spelliarmus 'Spell/Spells' Incantation ''Cantation', Jayden 'Jay' Morpheus, Jessica McCarrigle, and Brandon McJordan
Possible Pairings: "Jacktorian" Jack and Hex
Bunny/Jayden
Toothiana/Jessica
Brandon and Sandy Bromance #foreveralone
Hex: fawn brown hair, peekaboo style, has multiple natural highlight(brown,black,red,blond,auburn,etc), skin whiter than a bright white light, straight teeth, splash of freckles across nose, not noticeable and dimples, Mood ring like eyes that literally change colors, control song powers Black Canary like vocal cords siren powers has wings
Jayden: dark blond hair, covers part of right side of the face, peek a boo style, jade/emerald green eyes that change with emotion, ergo darker or lighter shades of green, controls lightning and air currents, HATES air and avoids at all costs
Jessica: Long and curly bright turquoise blue hair, dark brown eyes, controls water and vapor, can control ice a bit and changes ice to other forms(vapor, water, salt water,etc)
Brandon: Black hair tan skin, freckles EVERYWHERE, loves sleeping, communicates and controls(sometimes) animals
Human Bunny: Dark blue hair dyed white at tips, forest green eyes, strong and muscular you know the rest I hope.
Quick author's note: I have not seen the movie and hope I get this right. Please comment opinions and tell me what i did wrong. And if you don't like it, don't read it. I need an outlet for these random plot bunnies.
Okay...So maaaybe Hex wasn't the most normal person out there. And maaaybe he isn't the poster child of the year. But one thing he was? Stealthy. A person who pulls pranks and till hasn't been caught is something he likes to take pride in. Which is why when he and his three fellow Musketeers, Jayden, Jessica, and Brandon, were caught in a messed up Santa's workshop along with two cheerleaders and two jocks was such a shock to him and his company. Buuuuut, you probably want a bit of a back story before you start wondering and drawing random conclusions, like assuming we were all in the middle of a make out session, got caught, freaked out and messed up the place.
It all started one faithful Thursday afternoon. We were in a school made for spirits, which is stupid. I mean, we aren't going to settle down or get a job that actually pays us... right? Any who, I was about to be late. Apparently, people thought I could read minds and know when and where to go. That day, we were all and by all I mean ALL going to visit North's workshop. I had barely made it on time to get on one of the crappiest buse, along with my three previouslly mentioned best and only friends. The first to greet me was my best friend who, coincidentally, looked a lot like all loked sheepish, even Jessica, for forgetting to tell me about the field trip. As much as I love my friends, they can be a bit dense.
I flipped them the finger to show them it was alright. " You mother fucking asshole,'" Jayden muttered the moment i sat down. " Awww," I said. "Gad to know you still love me my Jay bear" " What about us!" Jessie and Brandon muttered at the same time. " Sorry. But we don't have the same bromance. You have seen us hang out before... right?" I asked with a hint of humour in my usually calm and collected voice. "You are dumber than a bag of rocks" Raquel, a snobby cheerleader said. Why do we need a cheerleader?There are other spirit thing-a-mo-bob schools out there. Yeah and.. wait. She did NOT just do that?! I looked her in the eye and said," If I am dumber than a bag of rocks, then you must be contagious. *gasp* What if i inherited your STD too!? We're all gonna die.!"
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Before a fight could break out between the two admittedly beautiful people(though Hex won't admit it), a teacher named came and told them to be quiet. Or, in other words, shut up before I take out a ruler and shove it up your loved hearing Hex talk as much as the next person, but she did NOT want the cheerleader to screech with her "beautiful voice", Please note the heavily used sarcasm on the two previous words in the sentence before this one. Yes she was admittedly pretty, stunning even, but she did not want to hear a comeback battle between Jorgenson and Incantation. Dear lord did they cuss, she though.
Luckily they arrived at the Workshop before they glaring contest could turn into a battle of beauty and beauty AND brains.
"Hello young children" came a deep voice with a slight Russian accent. "Welcome to the North Pole. my name is Nicholas Saint North, But you can call me North." The ma- North bellowed. "And I-I am th-the principle, Pr-Principle Charms" The principle stuttered out, only to be replied with a few hard pats on the back that would have sent Hex into the other side of the world. "We do hope we aren't imposing " Hex muttered hoping not to be noticed but the polite and charming part of him came out before he could stop it.
Luckily, no one but his friends heard. They all also tried to conceal their laughter. Well, they thought, at least the innocent and polite part of him has gotten them out of trouble multiple times before.. It was then and there the whole school in unison realized their extremely cold surroundings. Most people would think that the North Pole would be a cold and desolate place, but it was, in fact the complete opposite. There was an enormous Russian looking workshop and yetis elves and reindeer wandering around. As beautiful as it was, it was too far away to walk to without freezing to death. but apparently , North had a plan that enlisted a strange woman, a giant kangaroo, and a short yellow man.
The woman was a very beautiful creature with bright colorful feathers to serve as hair and a bright green body. The young yellow man had spiky dark blondish orange - ish hair and a yellow long shirt. His pasty yellow skin was strange, but not as strange as the yellow glitter like sand swirling around him. Then there was the fact that the kangaroo was changing forms right before their eyes! He used to be a strange bunny like kangaroo with bluish gray fur with a light gray white underbelly. He had strange tribal tattoos before he changed, and still had them when he was caught the eye of both females and males, even more so when he started talking.
" 'ello mates. The name is Bunnymund, but you can call me Bunny.", He started off." And I will be flying with you all right 'bout now." He finished off shuddering,. And that was when Hex realized, with a jolt, that his best mate Jayden was going to have to fly. He hated flying just about as much as the young Incantation hated moths, which is to say more than a cheerleader willing to dress up as a normal gangly person and date a pimply face dweeb with no chance of getting out of it. Yes sirree, this day's gonna be a doozy. I sure do hope we won't have to wrestle him, again, and tazer him, again, and knock him out and tie him up, again, Hex thought to himself.
You would think that someone who controlled lightning would love to flying with the wind in their hair, right? Well not this Lightning Lord. It might have something to do with his death, something that no one but the other three Musketeers knew about. They only knew a bit, and Hexorian, the poor brunet, took the blunt of knowing first hand how bad it was. It was the equivalent to Lord Voldemort! Well, at least to Jayden it was.
How did the young bloke find out about this? Well, it started the day that they met...
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"AAAAAGGGGHHHH!" was the noise that disturbed the used to be peaceful silence. In a meadow near a cliff filled with sharp pointy waters under it, lay two young boys. They both had accents and peek-a-boo hairstyles. There was an older bloke, who looked to be eighteen at the very least. His silky dirty blonde hair covered one of his enchanting jade/emerald green eyes. His eyes were big and looked as if to be innocent filled with thick eyelashes. However, they were instead filled with pain that was similar to the other boy's, who was next to him but not as extreme. This boy was very tan and had no freckles. He was tall, lean, but wasn't overly muscular or too skinny.
The other boy, on the contrary, was a completely different person. His beautiful fawn brown hair had multiple natural highlights of every possible natural hair color. The young boy looked about to be fourteen years old at the least, with gorgeous big eyes that changed color with emotion, surroundings, and the light surrounded by long and thick dark brown eyelashes. His brown hair was also cut peek-a-boo style, but covered most of his face. Unlike the obviously older boy, he had a splash of freckles that were noticeable in the right light with perfect porcelain skin, whiter than the whitest piece of paper.
Both young men, however, had the same long and skinny nose. The younger boy had a skinny waist, as if malnourished. It was about 16 inches, he had long lean and skinny legs, and long slender fingers with his collar bone very visible. They both had the whitest possible teeth. And though the older boy had a British/Australian accent, the other boy had a mixture of all accents. He used Vs for Ws, either rolled his Rs or ignored them completely, used Js instead of Ys in words like 'you'. He also said 'eat' and 'eez' instead of 'it' and 'is. He practically NEVER used contraction unless absolutely necessary.
Now, where were we? Oh, yes.
"Wh-who are you?" The youngest of the two asked pronouncing 'who' as 'ooo'.
"I'll answer if you answer first." said the eldest saying 'I'll' like 'all' and not saying the 'R' in answer. "Alrrrrighty-o jou old geez-air," he started off with his exotic accent(s)." Me name eez (H)extorrrrian Spellia(r)mus Incantation. Now, back to my orrriginal question. Who a(r)e you? And don't answer with a rrrrridellle such as,'who am I not?'. Okay?"
" Whatever, kid," the young blond said to the bo- Hextorian." My name's Jayden Morpheus. But you can call me Jay if that's too hard for you." He finished off in a teasing tone.
"Vhy jou'" Hextorian started off before coughing and muttering words as if testing his voice."I mean, why you dirty bastard! I am fifteen! Oh, and Jay bird? Call me either Hex, Spell, Spells, or 'Cantation. Call me by either of my full names and I'll cut every one of your genitals off."
"Wha- but you had an accent!" Jayden exclaimed in surprise and awe with his Australian accent becoming ever more prominent. "Yeah. sorry. It's kind of like an American imitating a British person. It jus-" he didn't get the chance to finish.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. We better get going. The waves are getting pretty high. It also looks like a storm is coming, we shouldn't be on high ground now."
"Yeah, I guess you're right. Hey! Let us fly off this deathtrap of a meadow!" Hex exclaimed, lookinig and acting like a bipolar person would.
Jayden paled drastically. "F-f-fly o-o-off?" he asked, ending in a terrified squeak. "Noooooo." Hex drawled sarcastically. "Yes, I mean flying! Before we got here, I had yes, I know that it shouldn't be humanly or scientifically possible but we both ended up in a place far away from home! Science and logic be damned!" "Y-yeah. But isn't there some other way to get off of this place?," Jay asked, suddenly looking desperate.
"Yes. Now-Let-Us-Go" Hex growled out while wrestling with a fighting and writhing Jayden. I though elder people were more mature, Hex though to himself. Well, at least until he brought out a tazer.
"Come on- wait. WHAT! You drained my tazer?- but ho?-not possible?..." Hex ,uttered before he heard his phrase being used against him.
"Science and logic be damned" Jayden yelled before being chased by a livid Hex for ruining his tazer...for an hour before he got knocked unconcious by yours truly, Hextorian.
" Let's have some fun" Hex muttered, before flying like crazy when he saw a moth...giving birth. Soooo, basically Batman's drivung air tyle.
" Oh heeeeeeeelllllll to the no!" He yelled before taking flight as if the galaxy and known universe was at stake.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hex's POV ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear god and everything holy, how am I going to get this stubborn little shit on the Flying Santa-mobile? For Pete's sake, he's even worse than me and moths! Okay, maybe not as bad, but still. Thankfully, Bunny came to the rescue!
But doesn't he hate heights too? Ugh, I soooooo don't wanna know what they had for breakfast, but here goes nothing.
Author's Note: So this is all for this week! I probably will try to write more, but my computer keeps buffering, turning off, and has a virus. Well, that's what I get for using it too much. If you can tell me a few details about the movie or if you want an oc or whatever, just do... stuff? Yeah, not used to this. I also need a Beta? i honest to god don't know what that is, but a lot of Fanfiction writers talk about it. Please, help with new chapters.
Later potaters and Merps.
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